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:)

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Did I miss a memo :unsure:

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fuck am i gettin banned already? sigh

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I want to be Queen of the Internet. Thank you.

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I'll make you one...if you show your ASSets!
;)

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pervert :p

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Oooh - I'm already the Queen :)

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Let's review:

Nickatilynx is hinting, but not saying.
Trev is confused.
XxXotic is answering his own question by posting.
Her Royal Highness, Peaches, is stating the obvious. (Or would you prefer "Her Majesty"? I have to know before I order stationary. :) )
XxXotic is also stating the obvious by calling Serge a pervert.
Serge wants ASS.

Work with me, Nick. I'm seeing "status quo" stuff here! :rolleyes:

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Before you get rid of the old header, can someone tell us who the other 4 people are supposed to be? I'm guessing the one in the middle left is Bishop? But the rests I'm clueless on :(

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Are we gonna have to Turn and face the strain?

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you are gonna be nice to me ????

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Hmmm is this an asset-sharing kind of day?

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Ohhhhhh ... ohhhhh ... if I was a smartASS I'd have to insert a Joel joke here!!!!

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Still don’t know what I was waiting for
And my time was running wild
A million dead-end streets and
Every time I thought I’d got it made
It seemed the taste was not so sweet
So I turned myself to face me
But I’ve never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see the faker
I’m much too fast to take that test

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Don’t want to be a richer man (<----we can omit that line)
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Just gonna have to be a different man
Time may change me
But I can’t trace time

I watch the ripples change their size
But never leave the stream
Of warm impermanence
So the days float through my eyes
But stil the days seem the same
And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
They’re quite aware of what they’re going through

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Don’t tell them to grow up and out of it
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Where’s your shame
You’ve left us up to our necks in it
Time may change me
But you can’t trace time

Strange fascination, fascinating me
Ah changes are taking the pace I’m going through

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Oh, look out you rock ’n rollers
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Pretty soon now you’re gonna get a little older
Time may change me
But I can’t trace time
I said that time may change me
But I can’t trace time



*Post with inspiration from Pornodoggy

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Yeah yeah go right on ahead. He happens to LIKE my smartass ;)

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I was mentioned twice, look ma I *am* somebody :yowsa:

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2 moose walk into a bar....

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I think a question mark works...

Don’t want to be a richer man?

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Not to XxXotic's ma:

Be proud. You have given the world a very, very important man. We are grateful. Thank you. *wiping away a gentle tear*


(Three times!!! :okthumb: )


:lol:

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awww ty!













paypal sent ;)

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:bustingup

That was *perfectly* executed!! It actually took me a couple of beats to find the tiny writing, so when I did...it genuinely broke me up!!! :okthumb:

Ah, I do so appreciate skill!! :yowsa:

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It always freaks me out to see my name on a board and then when I realize you're not talking about me, I freak out even more.

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Always good to see you, Squishy! :waving:

(Don't worry...most of us stay in a permanently "freaked out" state. After a while it gets comfortable.) :)

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I thought it was supposed to be Red, MikeAI, Gonzo, nick, ???, and Morgan... but I'm probably wrong on all counts but Gonzo and Nick.

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The missing man should be so easy to guess, remove the tash and add speedo's. ;)

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He's not gray enough!
(Ooh I'm gonna hear it for that one...)

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Flash is great for taking off years, fancy giving us a flash and taking years off you :yowsa:


;)

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Well then I was way off on all but Gonzo and Nick, lol!

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Ok, what is this thread about? :blink:

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I'll have to admit, the first thing out of my mouth when I saw the preview of the new logo was "and why isn't the woman on the right a *blonde*???" :D

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The usual. Meandering topics. :)

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And my first thought was that the redhead needed bigger tits. ;)

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I soo need pics ;)

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*Jack Nicholson voice*
You want pics?!?!? You couldn't handle the pics!!!!! :lol:


:flash:



:lol:

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We have a winner. Truly the most boring thread of the year....on any board. Oprano, where the literati hang out. lol.

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oh yeah....i forgot this is....ta da....lol.....

"No bullshit, please, this is NO SPIN zone"

This place has more spin than a freeking Maytag.

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Obviously where the literati hang out. You're here. :)

Someone who thinks large tits are boring will go far in this business.

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The Illuminati may or may not read this board

Anything you think or say about The Illuminati may or may not be true



The richest pornographers, who get the most promotion, are themselves often mind controlled victims, who have split, multiple personalities and are controlled by a Programmer or a Handler (who quite often is the Manager). This is to keep the pornographer "on track", so that he/she keeps following the course that is set out for him/her. If the pornographer tries to drift away from the "cause", he/she is getting threatened, "re-programmed", denied to make more porn (fired), or even killed. The Pornography Business has maybe one of the highest death statistics of all professions. Do you wonder why?

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:bustingup

(Thanks for "Illuminati," Vick. I simply have not had enough coffee yet.)

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Springer really is obsessed with this board lol

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Yes that's one of things I've noticed with the new policy of not being registered to post

WTF there isn't a troll we can't handle

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I wonder if we can ban people by ip :hmm:

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;-) Couldn't resist
and I've had my 2 double espressos and had the first really good night's sleep in a few weeks

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My uneducated guess would be you'd have to ban blocks as most dial ups have dynamically generated IP's

But like I said we can handle anything, might look funny to company

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Ah! "Cheating by virtue of being conscious"!! :D
(Congrats on the good night's sleep, by the way. I know what a huge deal that can be. Now, I want to warn you...when you find yourself gazing out the window thinking "ah...pretty clouds!"...relax. That's just "normalcy." Don't panic. It will go away. :unsure: )

And you are SO very right. There isn't a troll we can't handle. Periodically we'll just add "not to worry, lurkers, all is well!" to our posts and all will be well.

And frankly - I hate to be critical here, but I can't help it - somebody's "smack talk" is going to have to improve a great deal before it becomes something to waste a millisecond's concern over. It's almost like his heart's not really in it or he's out of practice or something.

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it will alwys be the same handful of trolls it has always been.

they are still scared and useless.
afraid to be known and speak for themselves. Just like in real life haha I bet springer is even afraid when the ostman knocks on his door.

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I am still Queen. Life is good ;)

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Now just for that, there will be no boob pics. See, you went and spoiled it for everyone.

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heads will roll