Just Watched Middle Men

gonzo · 02-11-2011

The guys were right Chris Mallick has such an ego he had to make a movie about himself to feed it.

Interesting points in it..
- He takes credit for being the brains in what I suppose is supposed to be Epoch/Paycom. Funny those of us that were around know that this was a large business way before Chris was a part of it.

- If 247billing is supposed to be Epoch/Paycom then I guess that makes Clay and Joel drug addicts and pedos? At least thats how he portrayed them in the movie oh and morons.

I guess the most interesting point is this movie cost 20 million to make but didnt even crack a million at the box office. And after its released all the sudden epassporte cant pay? For a guy that in the movie fixes impossible problems I guess he found the first one he couldnt fix.

DannyCox · 02-11-2011

Chris Mallick invented the Adult Internet! Deal with it!

gonzo · 02-11-2011

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Originally Posted by DannyCox

Chris Mallick invented the Adult Internet! Deal with it!

He inventing a better way of jerking off!
And saved us from terrorists!

softball · 02-11-2011

Porn people are terrible film makers. Why oh why do they think they are actually making films when they make porn vids? Kinda like those Boogie Nights guys.

EmporerEJ · 02-12-2011

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Originally Posted by gonzo

He inventing a better way of jerking off!
And saved us from terrorists!

No silly, that was me.

Hell Puppy · 02-13-2011

never let facts get in the way of a good story.

or in this case, never let facts get in the way of....a story...

RawAlex · 02-13-2011

Mallick and Al Gore... two peas in a pod.

softball · 02-13-2011

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

Mallick and Al Gore... two peas in a pod.

ahhhh....yeah..sure....right. Things that make your go hmmmmmm.

Evil Chris · 02-14-2011

I still haven't seen it. I'm afraid it might make me sick.

gonzo · 02-17-2011

Details magazine just broke it off in him

"After earning a fortune processing online-porn payments, Chris Mallick spent $32 million to make Middle Men, a movie about his fabulous rise. It bombed—but that was just the beginning of his problems. Inside the crash of Hollywood's most narcissistic film project."

tony404 · 02-17-2011

its not a documentary. But it was chris who said wait if we use lotion jerking off will go smoother, rumor has it he had serious financial interest in the jergens corporation. lol

gonzo · 02-17-2011

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Originally Posted by tony404

its not a documentary. But it was chris who said wait if we use lotion jerking off will go smoother, rumor has it he had serious financial interest in the jergens corporation. lol

Nonono

HE INVENTED JERKING OFF!

LAJ · 02-17-2011

I'm still fumed over the fact that I wanted to audition for a role in the movie and wasn't given the chance. lol...

DannyCox · 02-17-2011

Sorry LAJ, you're just not sleazy enough!

LAJ · 02-18-2011

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Originally Posted by DannyCox

Sorry LAJ, you're just not sleazy enough!

Haha... I'll take that.

gonzo · 02-24-2011

http://www.details.com/culture-trend...?currentPage=1

RawAlex · 02-24-2011

That article makes him out to be such a rube.

gonzo · 02-25-2011

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

That article makes him out to be such a rube.

I wonder if Ron Cadwell and Tony Morgan still go over for Sunday dinner... he must be a good cook.

RawAlex · 02-27-2011

I was actually thinking how tonight must be such a hard night for Chris Mallick.

He created the ultimate Hollywood blockbuster, with everything in it: stars, an interesting story, naked women, money, an uplifting tale of how a man got rich on the backside of everyone else. It was a boxoffice disaster.

On the other hand, you have "The Social Network" about a bunch of nerdy college kids who lucked onto something by accident, written by some nobody named Sorkin, that is nominated to an Academy award.

Life just isn't fair for Chris Mallick. He should be king.

EmporerEJ · 02-28-2011

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

I was actually thinking how tonight must be such a hard night for Chris Mallick.

He created the ultimate Hollywood blockbuster, with everything in it: stars, an interesting story, naked women, money, an uplifting tale of how a man got rich on the backside of everyone else. It was a boxoffice disaster.

On the other hand, you have "The Social Network" about a bunch of nerdy college kids who lucked onto something by accident, written by some nobody named Sorkin, that is nominated to an Academy award.

Life just isn't fair for Chris Mallick. He should be king.

Not even Nominated!
Insult I say....Insult!

JFK · 03-05-2011

saw the movie inflight, it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be

EmporerEJ · 03-05-2011

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Originally Posted by JFK

saw the movie inflight, it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be

Am I in it?

JFK · 03-05-2011

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Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Am I in it?

are YOU ?? recognised a few people, , didnt see you

EmporerEJ · 03-05-2011

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Originally Posted by JFK

are YOU ?? recognised a few people, , didnt see you

Oh, NOW I gotta watch it.
Put a bid in on Ebay.
I ain't gonna pay THAT much to watch it.
:-)

They actually made "backer Cards" for this movie.
Got his full 22 mill worth!

JFK · 03-05-2011

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Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Oh, NOW I gotta watch it.
Put a bid in on Ebay.
I ain't gonna pay THAT much to watch it.
:-)

They actually made "backer Cards" for this movie.
Got his full 22 mill worth!

all bullshit aside, the movie is not that bad, bit of slow start, but its OK overall. Seen a whole bunch of people watching it in the plane on a couple of different trips

EmporerEJ · 03-05-2011

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Originally Posted by JFK

all bullshit aside, the movie is not that bad, bit of slow start, but its OK overall. Seen a whole bunch of people watching it in the plane on a couple of different trips

Well, I got the perfect excuse for buying movies I wouldn't normally buy just for me....

24HRDVDS.com

JFK · 03-05-2011

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Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Well, I got the perfect excuse for buying movies I wouldn't normally buy just for me....

24HRDVDS.com

02-11-2011	#1
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Just Watched Middle Men The guys were right Chris Mallick has such an ego he had to make a movie about himself to feed it. Interesting points in it.. - He takes credit for being the brains in what I suppose is supposed to be Epoch/Paycom. Funny those of us that were around know that this was a large business way before Chris was a part of it. - If 247billing is supposed to be Epoch/Paycom then I guess that makes Clay and Joel drug addicts and pedos? At least thats how he portrayed them in the movie oh and morons. I guess the most interesting point is this movie cost 20 million to make but didnt even crack a million at the box office. And after its released all the sudden epassporte cant pay? For a guy that in the movie fixes impossible problems I guess he found the first one he couldnt fix. __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

02-11-2011	#2
DannyCox I like cheese Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montreal, QC, CA Posts: 1,185	Re: Just Watched Middle Men Chris Mallick invented the Adult Internet! Deal with it! __________________ iAmateurs Network Amateur Niche Affiliate Programs

02-11-2011	#4
softball Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,165	Re: Just Watched Middle Men Porn people are terrible film makers. Why oh why do they think they are actually making films when they make porn vids? Kinda like those Boogie Nights guys.

02-13-2011	#6
Hell Puppy Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,523	Re: Just Watched Middle Men never let facts get in the way of a good story. or in this case, never let facts get in the way of....a story...

02-13-2011	#7
RawAlex Members $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 4,036	Re: Just Watched Middle Men Mallick and Al Gore... two peas in a pod. __________________ Let's go to the edge of disaster Push the pedal and go a little faster Let's slam into a wall at ramming speed Let's go to the edge of a mountain Jump off and lets start countin' Hit the ground and tell me if it bleeds

02-14-2011	#9
Evil Chris Looking Job #6 for the Year Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,786	Re: Just Watched Middle Men I still haven't seen it. I'm afraid it might make me sick. __________________ *I will talk shit about you if I think you wont find out.*

02-17-2011	#10
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Re: Just Watched Middle Men Details magazine just broke it off in him "After earning a fortune processing online-porn payments, Chris Mallick spent $32 million to make Middle Men, a movie about his fabulous rise. It bombed—but that was just the beginning of his problems. Inside the crash of Hollywood's most narcissistic film project." __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

02-17-2011	#11
tony404 Members Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 926	Re: Just Watched Middle Men its not a documentary. But it was chris who said wait if we use lotion jerking off will go smoother, rumor has it he had serious financial interest in the jergens corporation. lol __________________ www.creamycandy.com yum yum.

02-17-2011	#13
LAJ Underwear model Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Austin Posts: 566	Re: Just Watched Middle Men I'm still fumed over the fact that I wanted to audition for a role in the movie and wasn't given the chance. lol... __________________ AMP Worldwide - High Risk Merchant accounts Retain attorney Eric M. Bernstein - Ask me how! Cybernet Expo 2009 returns to San Francisco, June 25-27! ICQ 92418228 or email jay at ynot dot com

02-17-2011	#14
DannyCox I like cheese Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montreal, QC, CA Posts: 1,185	Re: Just Watched Middle Men Sorry LAJ, you're just not sleazy enough! __________________ iAmateurs Network Amateur Niche Affiliate Programs

02-24-2011	#16
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Re: Just Watched Middle Men http://www.details.com/culture-trend...?currentPage=1 __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

02-24-2011	#17
RawAlex Members $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 4,036	Re: Just Watched Middle Men That article makes him out to be such a rube. __________________ Let's go to the edge of disaster Push the pedal and go a little faster Let's slam into a wall at ramming speed Let's go to the edge of a mountain Jump off and lets start countin' Hit the ground and tell me if it bleeds

02-27-2011	#19
RawAlex Members $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 4,036	Re: Just Watched Middle Men I was actually thinking how tonight must be such a hard night for Chris Mallick. He created the ultimate Hollywood blockbuster, with everything in it: stars, an interesting story, naked women, money, an uplifting tale of how a man got rich on the backside of everyone else. It was a boxoffice disaster. On the other hand, you have "The Social Network" about a bunch of nerdy college kids who lucked onto something by accident, written by some nobody named Sorkin, that is nominated to an Academy award. Life just isn't fair for Chris Mallick. He should be king. __________________ Let's go to the edge of disaster Push the pedal and go a little faster Let's slam into a wall at ramming speed Let's go to the edge of a mountain Jump off and lets start countin' Hit the ground and tell me if it bleeds

03-05-2011	#21
JFK Industry Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,371	Re: Just Watched Middle Men saw the movie inflight, it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be __________________ FUBAR Webmasters "The Next Best Thing to Being There"