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Old 08-09-2009   #1
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Ive added in a few more for my own amusement.

If you dont get the inside joke for any of these... just ask. Im sure one of us will tell you.

Trying to get enough posts to spam a link 1
Still Waiting Tables... 5
Bone Thug Wannabee 10
BeerMaster - PAR-TAY YALL!!! 15
Reading A Book on HTML 20
Thinks Lars is a TOP NOTCH GUY 30
Holding Catsup Head's Beer 40
Approving Gay AVS Sites 50
Managing Some Moron's Program 75
Posting from a Sock Puppet 80
Thinks All Affiliates Are Cheaters 95
On InterPol's Wanted List 100
Using Alec Helmy as a Role Model 150
Washing Bishop's Dogs 175
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Tossing Chairs and Blacking Out. 300
Working on a "clone" of Pornotube 350
Buying Prechecked Cross Sales 450
Holding Jerry's GuyLiner 500
Spoofing YOUR MAC address 550
Using Zango to Steal from CCBill Join Page 600
Junior Pussywrangler 700
Painting Bishop's Barn 800
Denying The Purchase of AFF 900
Ex Player Reduced to Dinner Whore 950
Filling Bishop's Pond 1000
Aspires to be Rogue Affiliate 1050
Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore 1500
Aspires to be an "Executive Consultant" 2000
Pimps Runaway ass for GFY Street Cred 2500
Jacking off on couch with Gramps At Playhouse Adult Theater 3000
Polishing the Chrome on Bishops Motorcycle 4000
Punishing Oprano with Boycott 10100
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I think I get about 1/2 of these LOL...
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Old 08-11-2009   #3
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Now I have to post just to see where I am :P
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Now I have to post just to see where I am :P
You have a custom one.
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I think I get about 1/2 of these LOL...
Which ones dont you get? The stories are usually pretty good behind them.
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You have a custom one.
oooh! I'm special! *bounce*
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I think I get about 1/2 of these LOL...
Your favorite is the new beermaster one!

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I earned mine.

correction/addition... I continue to earn mine.
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Ive added in a few more for my own amusement.

If you dont get the inside joke for any of these... just ask. Im sure one of us will tell you.

Trying to get enough posts to spam a link 1
Still Waiting Tables... 5
Bone Thug Wannabee 10
BeerMaster - PAR-TAY YALL!!! 15
Reading A Book on HTML 20
Thinks Lars is a TOP NOTCH GUY 30
Holding Catsup Head's Beer 40
Approving Gay AVS Sites 50
Managing Some Moron's Program 75
Posting from a Sock Puppet 80
Thinks All Affiliates Are Cheaters 95
On InterPol's Wanted List 100
Using Alec Helmy as a Role Model 150
Washing Bishop's Dogs 175
Future BROmaster 250
Tossing Chairs and Blacking Out. 300
Working on a "clone" of Pornotube 350
Buying Prechecked Cross Sales 450
Holding Jerry's GuyLiner 500
Spoofing YOUR MAC address 550
Using Zango to Steal from CCBill Join Page 600
Junior Pussywrangler 700
Painting Bishop's Barn 800
Denying The Purchase of AFF 900
Ex Player Reduced to Dinner Whore 950
Filling Bishop's Pond 1000
Aspires to be Rogue Affiliate 1050
Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore 1500
Aspires to be an "Executive Consultant" 2000
Pimps Runaway ass for GFY Street Cred 2500
Jacking off on couch with Gramps At Playhouse Adult Theater 3000
Polishing the Chrome on Bishops Motorcycle 4000
Punishing Oprano with Boycott 10100
You have too much time on your hands....
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You have too much time on your hands....
Your mad cuz you dont know the story behind all of them.
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Your mad cuz you dont know the story behind all of them.
Yea, dat's it.
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I just realized you left out one:

Working on a clone of XPeeps

Maybe put it at 5000?
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I just realized you left out one:

Working on a clone of XPeeps

Maybe put it at 5000?
Id have to see how well Trev is coming along with the first one I suppose.
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Id have to see how well Trev is coming along with the first one I suppose.
that would be "fucking up VB templates"
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I don't know the story behind the Bishop ones...

And who worked on a clone of porno tube? lol...
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You mean Lars isn't a top notch guy?
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I don't know the story behind the Bishop ones...

And who worked on a clone of porno tube? lol...
The ones that involved Bishop are 2 fold.
Most of you might not remember but for a brief moment in time Bishop and I owned Oprano right before the tab got paid.

Those titles initially were a nod to his involvement here.
Moving forward I am covered under an NDA for a lot of the consulting work I do and at the time a lot of people wanted to know "just exactly" what that entails.

If anything I am a man of my word and instead avoiding the question this was an interesting way of me explaining "what exactly" I was doing.

So the Bishop ones chronicle things that go on in his day to day life with me as his "handy man".

And for a year I held Jerry's guyliner.

When Xpeeps was launched some users of this board looked at it as just another website and publicly stated that they could make something like that in a short period of time.

So my sarcasm kicked in referencing the next product.
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You mean Lars isn't a top notch guy?
Havent you heard?

Lars has graduated to the ranks of "Executive Consultant" since the sale to Penthouse.
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