New Pics Up..

[ali25extreme]

I am still in Georgia, it has been hard to leave. I have to say that the show was a great one for biz! I thank everyone for all of your help and conversation. I have my pics up...well some of them. lol Hope you guys check them out and find yourselves doing silly stuff. I know I did and yes I posted what I had of my silly but great moments!

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by ali25extreme

I am still in Georgia, it has been hard to leave. I have to say that the show was a great one for biz! I thank everyone for all of your help and conversation. I have my pics up...well some of them. lol Hope you guys check them out and find yourselves doing silly stuff. I know I did and yes I posted what I had of my silly but great moments!

Look who resurfaced! Was good getting to know you a bit at the show, we should talk a little biz after you get settled back down.

And you cant leave Atlanta anyway, there's no gas.

Had I known you were still around, you coulda came to dinner last night with me and some of my favorite girls who were still in town.

Heh...and you almost managed an eyes open pic of me. Those are actually rare. My eyes are very light sensitive, so they are rarely wide open to begin with and a flash makes them run hide. So I always look drunk as a skunk in pics whether I am or not.

Now I just have to decide what Ali stories to tell here on the board. Where's my extortionist smiley?

[Toby]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Was good getting to know you a bit at the show

Ditto.

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Now I just have to decide what Ali stories to tell here on the board. Where's my extortionist smiley?

She posted the tonsil hockey photos on her own and stole that thunder.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by Toby

She posted the tonsil hockey photos on her own and stole that thunder.

You might be surprised at things I see when no one thinks I'm paying attention....

[bluemoney]

IMHO . . . . Ali is as sweet as she is Gorgeous

[bluemoney]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

You might be surprised at things I see when no one thinks I'm paying attention....

I for one would not be surprised . . . . HP is everywhere!

[Hell Puppy]

I'll tell a tame one from day one...

So, after a night of debauchery at the Oasis (sponsored by Pussy Cash), we all bump into one another in the lobby. Myself, GonZo, Ali, and the Men Without Hats (aka Toby and B-money).

Everyone is thinking lunch, except for GonZo, who cant hold his liquor and had apparently been alternating between driving the porcelain bus and sitting on the steering wheel all night. So instead of subjecting GonZo to a typical full on FFN throw down, we opted for something light.... Pizza.

Ok, so that's an FFN thing. Pizza is about as light as we eat, it's sad actually. But I digress...

Conveniently enough just across the parking lot is a California Pizza Kitchen. If you're NOT in the mood for pizza, this is a great place to go because they put fucked up stuff on there that just doesn't belong.

Anyhow, off to CPK we go. Now you gotta keep in mind, this is middle of the week at this point. And we're in one of Atlanta's white collar job centers in trendy Dunwoody. In we stroll, with Ali in all her hotness and us 4. GonZo is hung over, I always have my "what the fuck do you want" glare, Toby is trying to keep his pants up to avoid a Bozo the Clown moment, and B-Money is trying to figure out how the hell he's gonna get a burger in a place called "California Pizza Kitchen".

Now there's something else you should know about Atlanta. In it's trendy areas, it rivals San Francisco in terms of percentage of gays. While we're waiting for the hostess, I notice this light loafered fellow in the second booth looking at us with his mouth in an "O" shape like he just heard someone say "fucking cunt" in front of their mama. And now his boyfriends are giggling like 12 year olds.

It's about this time it occurs to me, Ali has on her show bag. Wanna guess who sponsored the bag? Yup, you have this hot young thing with 4 scruffy looking guys and she's carrying a big ass bag that says PUSSY CASH. Now I'm sure he didn't think convention, he likely thought that was her purse and she was just awfully honest about what she kept inside of it.

Dude comes clear out of his booth to try to get a closeup with his iPhone. We attempted a cock block which I dont know if worked or not. But we sat down and went about our business without further incident.

I'm sure he also didn't think anything about the fact that it was 11:30 in the morning and we were all ordering liquor either (see Ali's monstrousity of a bloody mary in her gallery).

[ali25extreme]

I have a blast telling that story about my Pussy Cash bag! I still carry it for the shock factor. I will have to say that I was upset that they did not have the potato soup anymore but I must say that the BBQ pizza is the best! The bloody mary was a tall one and very tasty.

[ali25extreme]

Originally Posted by bluemoney

IMHO . . . . Ali is as sweet as she is Gorgeous

Your very sweet to say so. I am glad to have been able to meet you and hang out! Hope we can all get together again.

[Toby]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

...Toby is trying to keep his pants up to avoid a Bozo the Clown moment...

And we came damn close to a Bozo the Clown moment a couple of times. I just bought those slacks back in May before going to Cybernet, but I've dropped another 15 pounds since then.

The Portobello ravioli at CPK was pretty good. I'm not sure 'bout bluemoney and his burger fetish. He finally got his burger at dinner that evening, while we're both sitting across the table from him having prime rib.

[ali25extreme]

I liked the Bozo the clown moments you were having, I was hoping to get a nice pic of the pants dropping so I had my camera in hand the entire time.Just waiting...and waiting but you had a pretty good hold on them.

[TheEnforcer]

Hehehe.. sounds like fun wa had by all....

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by ali25extreme

I liked the Bozo the clown moments you were having, I was hoping to get a nice pic of the pants dropping so I had my camera in hand the entire time.Just waiting...and waiting but you had a pretty good hold on them.

I thought they were gone for sure a couple of times at Opera. Had they left Sweet Home Alabama on longer, I'm pretty sure we would've found out if he was free balling or not.

Had I been drinking as opposed to making sure I could drive later for a Dem Cakes run, my evil side might've shown up and put Claudia Marie up to pantsing him....

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by ali25extreme

I have a blast telling that story about my Pussy Cash bag! I still carry it for the shock factor. I will have to say that I was upset that they did not have the potato soup anymore but I must say that the BBQ pizza is the best! The bloody mary was a tall one and very tasty.

Oh, we have more stories to come....

....so how's your conversion to heteroflexibility coming along?

[ali25extreme]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Oh, we have more stories to come....

....so how's your conversion to heteroflexibility coming along?

I do remember that conversation and I still think about it. I am just not ever going to be able to go down on a girl I don't think that the girl would be too happy with that. Plus I never had return phone calls from Jamie so she broke my heart. Damn women she said she wanted to hang out. I feel used.

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by ali25extreme

I do remember that conversation and I still think about it. I am just not ever going to be able to go down on a girl I don't think that the girl would be too happy with that. Plus I never had return phone calls from Jamie so she broke my heart. Damn women she said she wanted to hang out. I feel used.

Given the right lady I bet you would be able to. My ex-wife is straight as an arrow but readily admits if Angelina Jolie wanted to get it on she would.

[ali25extreme]

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

Given the right lady I bet you would be able to. My ex-wife is straight as an arrow but readily admits if Angelina Jolie wanted to get it on she would.

The right lady for me does not exist I am sure, but I did give it a thought for awhile. Then again the right man is still not in the pic either. You just never know.

I would have to agree with your wife on that one! She is just so freakin hot and sexy it would not take alcoholic beverages to get in on that!

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by ali25extreme

I do remember that conversation and I still think about it. I am just not ever going to be able to go down on a girl I don't think that the girl would be too happy with that. Plus I never had return phone calls from Jamie so she broke my heart. Damn women she said she wanted to hang out. I feel used.

1) Not all chicks who like chicks wanna girl doin' the dive anyhow, so it's not really a problem.

2) Bitches are wack, man. Then again, so are dudes. They all blow a great goat at some time or another.

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by ali25extreme

The right lady for me does not exist I am sure, but I did give it a thought for awhile. Then again the right man is still not in the pic either. You just never know.

I would have to agree with your wife on that one! She is just so freakin hot and sexy it would not take alcoholic beverages to get in on that!

See, you just said that the right lady DOES exist. She may be Angelina Jolie and the chances are slim and none of the two of you ever getting it on but she IS out there!!

[ali25extreme]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

1) Not all chicks who like chicks wanna girl doin' the dive anyhow, so it's not really a problem.

2) Bitches are wack, man. Then again, so are dudes. They all blow a great goat at some time or another.

1)I never knew that! I figured that was the thing to do between girls.

2)We are all wacky at some point in our lives, that is what makes people interesting to me. I like the fact that no matter how much a certain way you are life can always take you down a different path.

[ali25extreme]

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

See, you just said that the right lady DOES exist. She may be Angelina Jolie and the chances are slim and none of the two of you ever getting it on but she IS out there!!

So I still have hopes of finding the right crazy ass man that would be willing to have me!

[ali25extreme]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

I thought they were gone for sure a couple of times at Opera. Had they left Sweet Home Alabama on longer, I'm pretty sure we would've found out if he was free balling or not.

Had I been drinking as opposed to making sure I could drive later for a Dem Cakes run, my evil side might've shown up and put Claudia Marie up to pantsing him....

LMAO..any pics of that? video would be better...I have some video of the weekend..I was sneaky about it!

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by ali25extreme

LMAO..any pics of that? video would be better...I have some video of the weekend..I was sneaky about it!

Oh, I have some video alright. I just haven't had time to render anything yet. I'm still digging out big time from everything that piled up last week.

Plus to make matters worse, the screen on my main laptop has wigged out, so I had to go buy a new notebook last night (bit of a pricey couple of weeks...hehe). I'm still homesteading that.

I have desktops and servers downstairs for real work, but I cant stand to be chained to desk. I get a lot of casual work done doing what I'm doing right now. Lounging in my recliner in front of TV, but I'm also online piddling, answer some email, icq's, hitting the boards, etc.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

1) Not all chicks who like chicks wanna girl doin' the dive anyhow, so it's not really a problem.

2) Bitches are wack, man. Then again, so are dudes. They all blow a great goat at some time or another.

...taking notes...

I do that alot when Liz is around.

[ali25extreme]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Oh, I have some video alright. I just haven't had time to render anything yet. I'm still digging out big time from everything that piled up last week.

Plus to make matters worse, the screen on my main laptop has wigged out, so I had to go buy a new notebook last night (bit of a pricey couple of weeks...hehe). I'm still homesteading that.

I have desktops and servers downstairs for real work, but I cant stand to be chained to desk. I get a lot of casual work done doing what I'm doing right now. Lounging in my recliner in front of TV, but I'm also online piddling, answer some email, icq's, hitting the boards, etc.

That sucks babe. I dont know what I would do if my computer screwed up. That reminds me I need to back up my work!

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by ali25extreme

That sucks babe. I dont know what I would do if my computer screwed up. That reminds me I need to back up my work!

I'm pretty good about backing things up, though I do occasionally slack, so I am not completely immune.

But I have several portable drives, and a big ass Drobo on the network. Important stuff is on the Drobo, which can lose a drive and keep on cooking.

So no biggie there, but moving into a new computer for me is almost like moving into a new house. Have to get all of my software, bookmarks, files, etc that I need to live on it.

[Greg B]

Yeah, that's not fair to have pretty girls show up on this board! Next thing you know I'll have to end up drawing their pictures!

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

...taking notes...

I do that alot when Liz is around.

*cracks up*

Then you have learned much, young grasshoppa!

One of my favourite bon mots: No matter how good s/he looks, someone is sick if her/his shit.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

One of my favourite bon mots: No matter how good s/he looks, someone is sick if her/his shit.

Oh yes, that is one of my favorite nuggets as well.

I believe there's an axiom that goes with that though that basically says stick with ugly mates because if they leave, who really cares?

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by ali25extreme

1)I never knew that! I figured that was the thing to do between girls.

2)We are all wacky at some point in our lives, that is what makes people interesting to me. I like the fact that no matter how much a certain way you are life can always take you down a different path.

Some girls, yes. Some girls, no. Just like some folks like toys, some don't

It's not always about the bits and what's done with them, after all.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Some girls, yes. Some girls, no. Just like some folks like toys, some don't

It's not always about the bits and what's done with them, after all.

And some just like a stick of butter in their ass and a lollipop in their mouth.

[ali25extreme]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

And some just like a stick of butter in their ass and a lollipop in their mouth.

What? Where do you get this shit? lol

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by ali25extreme

What? Where do you get this shit? lol

I learned everything I know from Jack Horner.

[softball]

curiously, that is a conversation I have had ad nauseum. I am the first generation of video "film" makers and it took longer than I thought, but film did crash and burn for everything outside of feature films and...well Andrew Blake who, I hear, still shoots with a Bolex.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

curiously, that is a conversation I have had ad nauseum. I am the first generation of video "film" makers and it took longer than I thought, but film did crash and burn for everything outside of feature films and...well Andrew Blake who, I hear, still shoots with a Bolex.

The lesson contained in there is people will trade quality for privacy where their porn is concerned. When VCRs got cheap enough to be a mass market item (that magic $300 US price point again) the theaters dried up almost overnight.

Who wants to go sliding around in other guys jizz to spank it in a theater when you can do it in the privacy of your own home with one leg stuck straight up in the air and nut in your wife's sock.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

one leg stuck straight up in the air and nut in your wife's sock.

Thanks for the bizarro mental image.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

The lesson contained in there is people will trade quality for privacy where their porn is concerned. When VCRs got cheap enough to be a mass market item (that magic $300 US price point again) the theaters dried up almost overnight.

Who wants to go sliding around in other guys jizz to spank it in a theater when you can do it in the privacy of your own home with one leg stuck straight up in the air and nut in your wife's sock.

What I find interesting is that porn theatres still exist. I shot my first porn video in 1983 and it did pretty well. I was offered a career path in porn, and walked away. Damn, I coulda been rich. VCR's were new and rental was growing in leaps and bound. Electric Blue had just started and was going gang busters. Here is my first ever porn film that I shot:

http://www.pre-cert.co.uk/cgi-bin/cms/Film/15802

[Hell Puppy]

I dont know of a theater left standing in Atlanta.

And Atlanta has everything else from buck nekkid strip clubs with alcohol to jack shacks to asian massage joints. And tons of incall and outcall. The prostitution gets raided occasionally but as long as they stay low key and dont piss off the neighbors or cause the cops any other undue grief, they're tolerated.

Closest thing we might have is booth views, and I think what keeps those going is glory holes.