Ashton Kutcher Offered a Porn Role

gonzo · 05-12-2008

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — On the heels of Ashton Kutcher's recent proclamation that he might want to get into the adult industry, adult producer and director Jeff Mullen has offered the Hollywood star a role in his upcoming spoof of "The Beverly Hillbillies."

The star of such hits as "Dude, Where's My Car?" and "The Butterfly Effect" caught the porn bug while working on his latest movie, the sex comedy "Spread," which follows a compulsive lothario as he sleeps around and tries to deal with a jilted lover.

Apparently the scenes for "Spread" were heated enough to inspire thoughts of a career change in Kutcher.

"I [made] a sort of, like, a porno-pseudo-comedy movie," he said. "So maybe I'll do some more porno."

Mullen, who directed "Not The Bradys XXX" and "Not Bewitched," would be only too happy to take him up on that offer.

"I want to go on public record right now that I will offer Ashton Kutcher the sum of $1,000 to play the role of Jethro," Mullen said, adding that Kutcher's Iowa upbringing would serve him well as the Clampett's good-natured airhead.

"It wouldn't be much of a stretch," said Mullen, who said he ran into Kutcher a few years ago while shooting a movie and called him a "very nice guy."

As Jethro, Kutcher would be playing his scenes opposite Bree Olson, who's been cast as Ellie May Clampett.

Kutcher noted the success that some — admittedly rare — adult industry luminaries have had in both the adult and mainstream entertainment industries.
"It worked for Jenna Jameson," he said. "I was actually in London last week, and they knew who Ron Jeremy was. He's a famous porn star in London, as well."

bluemoney · 05-12-2008

I had a porn roll once, it was delicious with butter . . . . . what?

DannyCox · 05-12-2008

Sounds like a set-up for his new series (not Punk'd, but similar)

Sexyteaser · 05-12-2008

At least Ashton has some experience in landing a cougar.

miz_wright · 05-12-2008

*cracks up*

Yeh, I totally see him rolling on that action... I mean: A GRAND! How could he resist?!?

softball · 05-12-2008

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Originally Posted by LizAEBN

*cracks up*

Yeh, I totally see him rolling on that action... I mean: A GRAND! How could he resist?!?

a lot of press for "offering" someone a grand. Shrewd move.

tony404 · 05-12-2008

thats too funny

2MuchMark · 05-12-2008

Gonzo,

The text you posted is owned by MTV and is copyright by MTV. Their terms of use is listed at http://www.mtv.com/sitewide/mtvinfo/...mpliance.jhtml

Did MTV give you the rights to post this? Thats so cool!!! What's up with that?

gonzo · 05-12-2008

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Gonzo,

The text you posted is owned by MTV and is copyright by MTV. Their terms of use is listed at http://www.mtv.com/sitewide/mtvinfo/...mpliance.jhtml

Did MTV give you the rights to post this? Thats so cool!!! What's up with that?

Maybe you can give them some advice on fribolous lawsuits instead of taking care of your customers again?

Did you tell all you affiliates that you dont have any models scheduled to be on cam until tomorrow?

Whats up with that?

trishauptown · 05-21-2008

If I could do Ashton I might start doing dick on camera...lol!

MikeSouth · 05-21-2008

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Originally Posted by trishauptown

If I could do Ashton I might start doing dick on camera...lol!

close your eyes and I'm him...or anyone you want me to be

gonzo · 05-21-2008

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Originally Posted by MikeSouth

close your eyes and I'm him...or anyone you want me to be

Dos Tip... shave your head bald and your in!

ali25extreme · 05-22-2008

Well he can't act so maybe he will do better using his penis..worked for Demi

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gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Ashton Kutcher Offered a Porn Role HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — On the heels of Ashton Kutcher's recent proclamation that he might want to get into the adult industry, adult producer and director Jeff Mullen has offered the Hollywood star a role in his upcoming spoof of "The Beverly Hillbillies." The star of such hits as "Dude, Where's My Car?" and "The Butterfly Effect" caught the porn bug while working on his latest movie, the sex comedy "Spread," which follows a compulsive lothario as he sleeps around and tries to deal with a jilted lover. Apparently the scenes for "Spread" were heated enough to inspire thoughts of a career change in Kutcher. "I [made] a sort of, like, a porno-pseudo-comedy movie," he said. "So maybe I'll do some more porno." Mullen, who directed "Not The Bradys XXX" and "Not Bewitched," would be only too happy to take him up on that offer. "I want to go on public record right now that I will offer Ashton Kutcher the sum of $1,000 to play the role of Jethro," Mullen said, adding that Kutcher's Iowa upbringing would serve him well as the Clampett's good-natured airhead. "It wouldn't be much of a stretch," said Mullen, who said he ran into Kutcher a few years ago while shooting a movie and called him a "very nice guy." As Jethro, Kutcher would be playing his scenes opposite Bree Olson, who's been cast as Ellie May Clampett. Kutcher noted the success that some — admittedly rare — adult industry luminaries have had in both the adult and mainstream entertainment industries. "It worked for Jenna Jameson," he said. "I was actually in London last week, and they knew who Ron Jeremy was. He's a famous porn star in London, as well." __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

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