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Old 04-09-2008   #1
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Default Fake Sperm

Finally... Women won't need men anymore.
They've discovered a way to created phony spew-ee stuff that women can use to reproduce.
Imaging that.... A race that no longer needs its primal mate to survive? Does that scare anybody?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,203116,00.html
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Old 04-09-2008   #2
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Finally... Women won't need men anymore.
They've discovered a way to created phony spew-ee stuff that women can use to reproduce.
Imaging that.... A race that no longer needs its primal mate to survive? Does that scare anybody?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,203116,00.html

We still need someone to take out the garbage though
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Old 04-10-2008   #3
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That's just for a restricted (yet powerful, unfortunately) number of frustrated feminists. Sperm squirting from a male's cock will never go out of fashion.
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Old 04-10-2008   #4
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I volunteer Sabrina Deep to taste test it.

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Old 04-10-2008   #5
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No worries, RCourt. Wimminz need us for all kinds of things including:


- REALLY making love to them (toys and other women don't really do it for them)

- REALLY giving them an orgasm. They fake it with toys and other Wimminz.

- Driving. Everyone knows wimminz can't drive.

- Voting: They need us to vote using valid, important information. Otherwise they just follow whatever Oprah says.

- Going to work and making real money (while wimminz stay home and cook breakfast).

- Talking sense (instead of talking shit)

- Doing manly things (like chopping wood, building things, fixing cars). Wimmins are good at knitting and sewing and cooking and cleaning and being in porn and making babies but thats about it.

- Listening to their boring stories about their boring days.

w00t!

ps: Sabrina: Everyone knows that feminists are only Men-Wannabes that nobody listens to. Do what I do. If a feminists starts yammering abut some hairy-legged feminist thing, just smile and nod and walk away slowly.
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