This site seems fast

[farkedup]

I've been getting REALLY sick of how slow some of the other webmaster forums are and this place is loading quick for me... is that normal for this site?

God I need a new place to post LOL

[farkedup]

I may have spoke too soon LOL posting took a while but browsing all the pages is fast

[gonzo]

Posting will be slow if theres a lot of people online.
The database is HUGE and I think the rats running the database server have to stop for a drink every so often.

[farkedup]

shouldn't take all that long to post, I have some 10+ Gb DB's that I post to all the time that are still lightning fast, weird...

Maybe its time to upgrade to gerbils instead of mice?

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by farkedup

shouldn't take all that long to post, I have some 10+ Gb DB's that I post to all the time that are still lightning fast, weird...

Maybe its time to upgrade to gerbils instead of mice?

Beats me. Im just the janitor around these parts. Welcome.

[farkedup]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Beats me. Im just the janitor around these parts. Welcome.

is it safe to bend over while you scrub the toilets?

[JoesHO]

Originally Posted by farkedup

is it safe to bend over while you scrub the toilets?

The key is do NOT let him bend over in front of you if he has to go to the toilet to scrub his pants!

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by farkedup

I've been getting REALLY sick of how slow some of the other webmaster forums are and this place is loading quick for me... is that normal for this site?

God I need a new place to post LOL

Well, in that case, welcome.

In response to your question, Oprano has always loaded with a quickness for me.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by farkedup

is it safe to bend over while you scrub the toilets?

I just tip the outhouse over when its clean up time.

[farkedup]

Originally Posted by gonzo

I just tip the outhouse over when its clean up time.

please make sure I'm not in it when you do that!

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by farkedup

please make sure I'm not in it when you do that!

Aint no fun in that!

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by farkedup

shouldn't take all that long to post, I have some 10+ Gb DB's that I post to all the time that are still lightning fast, weird...

Maybe its time to upgrade to gerbils instead of mice?

I think we USED to have gerbils here.....but they were last seen with the janitor. Something about "fur is getting too long?"
Well, anyhow, he said they all died, and we needed to replace them. So, we got rats instead, 'cause they are supposed to be hardy, and we're still not sure we got the whole story on the "gerbils...."

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

I think we USED to have gerbils here.....but they were last seen with the janitor. Something about "fur is getting too long?"
Well, anyhow, he said they all died, and we needed to replace them. So, we got rats instead, 'cause they are supposed to be hardy, and we're still not sure we got the whole story on the "gerbils...."

I just checked ... the ad gerbils ate the database gerbils. But the good news is that the ads are serving much faster which should take a load off the database!