Looks like the FFN's have finally done it

helix · 07-25-2007

They have successfully completed the first phase of their master plan of world domination.
They unleashed the first wave to the social networks and have managing to convert the unsuspecting users to the large side.
Battle cries of "Death to the skinnies, convert or be eaten" has been reported.
read the details - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19961197...site/newsweek/

There is no hope, we are doomed

Rcourt64 · 07-25-2007

Aspirations are just a few buck away? right?
or was it pounds?
I tend to forget?

helix · 07-25-2007

(I was kidding)

Hell Puppy · 07-26-2007

This is not news. We've been doing this forever.

Roll with us for a week, you'll see immediate results in your waist line.

Get a check up first though, make sure you can handle. Dokk came out with us just one time and we nearly killed him.

gonzo · 07-26-2007

Death to the Skinnies!!!
Convert or be EATEN!!!!!!!

I think we have a new teeshirt

JoesHO · 07-26-2007

Damn I am missing that fuego de choa...... god damn that was good!

TheEnforcer · 07-26-2007

Looking forward to Krispy kremes at the show. LOL

When I get abck though i really gotta get back in shape...

Nymph · 07-26-2007

I think I gain weight just listening to y'all talking about it

Footman · 07-26-2007

Isn't it interesting that the health conscious and fit person doesn't instill motivation or at least a goal for those who are not? Instead the influence is towards the bad and not the good.

Rcourt64 · 07-26-2007

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Originally Posted by Footman

Isn't it interesting that the health conscious and fit person doesn't instill motivation or at least a goal for those who are not? Instead the influence is towards the bad and not the good.

thats deep man

Footman · 07-26-2007

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

thats deep man

Thanx, now I need a nap... that hurt a little

Rcourt64 · 07-26-2007

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Originally Posted by Footman

Thanx, now I need a nap... that hurt a little

whoa bro? what hurt alittle?

That was some intense analyzation the way u phrased that.
My view?

Well I actually think its more a state of mind build thru healthy life and consumption, "A healthy minds is a clean mind" in comparison to the average normal Americana lifestyle full of teasing mental messages with weak wills fall into? Well, they fell into what America has become now.
DAMN I LOVE THIS COUNTRY

Footman · 07-26-2007

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whoa bro? what hurt alittle?

My brain worked a little too hard on that one... lol

But I agree with you, this country, and society in general, is heading towards a tipping point and I'm afraid it will collapse under it's own weight (figuratively speaking).
Until then I intend to enjoy myself, consume with the rest, all the while tread as lightly on this earth as I can. After all we shouldn't take life too seriously... it ain't permanent.

Rcourt64 · 07-26-2007

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Originally Posted by Footman

My brain worked a little too hard on that one... lol

But I agree with you, this country, and society in general, is heading towards a tipping point and I'm afraid it will collapse under it's own weight (figuratively speaking).
Until then I intend to enjoy myself, consume with the rest, all the while tread as lightly on this earth as I can. After all we shouldn't take life too seriously... it ain't permanent.

Take life too seriously??? I stopped doin' that in my thirties man,
My first goal in life was dismissing responsibility or blame, like the average person. Its a world of "He who dies with the most is king" and we've stopped really looking into what started our pleasure goals in the first place.
So now I chill, relax and speak whatever the fuck I want. No harm meant to anyone, I just lay points of views out for the rest of the world to see

Fuck 'em if moral truth pisses them off

bluemoney · 07-26-2007

Wow . . . This thread pops up the same week the infamous FFN X-Mass Video hit the web! An FFN Christmas

helix · 07-26-2007

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Originally Posted by bluemoney

Wow . . . This thread pops up the same week the infamous FFN X-Mass Video hit the web! An FFN Christmas

That video is so......weird

bluemoney · 07-26-2007

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Originally Posted by helix

That video is so......weird

Ya think?

Footman · 07-26-2007

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Take life too seriously??? I stopped doin' that in my thirties man,
My first goal in life was dismissing responsibility or blame, like the average person. Its a world of "He who dies with the most is king" and we've stopped really looking into what started our pleasure goals in the first place.
So now I chill, relax and speak whatever the fuck I want. No harm meant to anyone, I just lay points of views out for the rest of the world to see

Fuck 'em if moral truth pisses them off

Here! Here!

Footman · 07-26-2007

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Originally Posted by bluemoney

Wow . . . This thread pops up the same week the infamous FFN X-Mass Video hit the web! An FFN Christmas

That's some really twisted shit man. Where do you find that stuff? Never mind... I don't really want to know.

bluemoney · 07-27-2007

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Originally Posted by Footman

That's some really twisted shit man. Where do you find that stuff? Never mind... I don't really want to know.

. . . . . Said the man with someones foot in his mouth

Footman · 07-27-2007

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. . . . . Said the man with someones foot in his mouth

LOL - At least it's not a fat mans nipple. Besides I look horrible in suspenders.

MaskTVMaura · 07-27-2007

The article totally makes sense, but it also mentioned on the second page that it also works the other way -- if your pals start losing weight, you will too. I guess, just like everything else, it's who you look up to.

JoesHO · 07-27-2007

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

The article totally makes sense, but it also mentioned on the second page that it also works the other way -- if your pals start losing weight, you will too. I guess, just like everything else, it's who you look up to.

Well I want5 to hang out wiht Ron Jeremy more then LOL ( will it make my wiener bigger ya think?)

Hell Puppy · 07-28-2007

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Well I want5 to hang out wiht Ron Jeremy more then LOL ( will it make my wiener bigger ya think?)

Yeah, but it would also make your back hairy and you'd smell like feet and ass.

Rcourt64 · 07-28-2007

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Yeah, but it would also make your back hairy and you'd smell like feet and ass.

Apparently you and Ron must have been very close to each other since you now what his feet and ass smells like man

gonzo · 07-28-2007

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Apparently you and Ron must have been very close to each other since you now what his feet and ass smells like man

Nah... he just hadnt changed his shirt that week.
Cheap assed company he wwas working for didnt bring him a change of clothes every day.

Rcourt64 · 07-28-2007

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Nah... he just hadnt changed his shirt that week.
Cheap assed company he wwas working for didnt bring him a change of clothes every day.

Thats gotta suck, Is he really doing that bad?
I though maybe after VH1 and other jobs he could afford better promoting agent contracts?
But again when he's doin ads for the PETA then it can't be all that great then

Charity my ass

gonzo · 07-28-2007

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Thats gotta suck, Is he really doing that bad?
I though maybe after VH1 and other jobs he could afford better promoting agent contracts?
But again when he's doin ads for the PETA then it can't be all that great then

Charity my ass

Its not that hes doing that bad at all. His focus is on getting ass!

Rcourt64 · 07-28-2007

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Its not that hes doing that bad at all. His focus is on getting ass!

I guess certain people just never get tired of it.
This is defiantly one top reason why this industry does so well

So the question that would follow now is how the fuck does he ever get any? when he stinks like that?

gonzo · 07-28-2007

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

I guess certain people just never get tired of it.
This is defiantly one top reason why this industry does so well

So the question that would follow now is how the fuck does he ever get any? when he stinks like that?

HES RON JEREMY!!!

Rcourt64 · 07-28-2007

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Originally Posted by gonzo

HES RON JEREMY!!!

And that suppose to mean something I assume?

Hell Puppy · 07-29-2007

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

And that suppose to mean something I assume?

He's probably THE most recognizable male porn star still. He's also very intelligent, funny and pretty accomodating at shows and stuff. But he apparently is NOT a fan of soap and water or clean clothes. By day 3 in a hot town like vegas, he has been known to absolutely wreak.

Jace · 07-29-2007

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

He's probably THE most recognizable male porn star still. He's also very intelligent, funny and pretty accomodating at shows and stuff. But he apparently is NOT a fan of soap and water or clean clothes. By day 3 in a hot town like vegas, he has been known to absolutely wreak.

sam worked with him for 3 days in vegas 4 years ago...signing autographs right next to him every day....yes, he stinks

Rcourt64 · 07-29-2007

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

He's probably THE most recognizable male porn star still. He's also very intelligent, funny and pretty accomodating at shows and stuff. But he apparently is NOT a fan of soap and water or clean clothes. By day 3 in a hot town like vegas, he has been known to absolutely wreak.

Naaaa, Fuck that man, I ain't buying it HP

So where are the women on this board?
I wanna hear it from some of the ladies here?
How many of yous would do the Mr. Ron Jeremy if the occasion presented itself? or better yet? How many of yous "WANT" to do him due to his recognized status in the adult industry???

helix · 07-29-2007

Is Ron Jeremy a card carrying FFN in good standing?

Nymph · 07-29-2007

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Naaaa, Fuck that man, I ain't buying it HP

So where are the women on this board?
I wanna hear it from some of the ladies here?
How many of yous would do the Mr. Ron Jeremy if the occasion presented itself? or better yet? How many of yous "WANT" to do him due to his recognized status in the adult industry???

Hey I was doing the pool thing all day, and I just got done with dinner.

As for your question....I'm now afraid I will lose my dinner over that thought. Two words come to mind. EWWW & YUCK!

Rcourt64 · 07-29-2007

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Originally Posted by helix

Is Ron Jeremy a card carrying FFN in good standing?

Is this my Q to shut up?

Jace · 07-29-2007

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Naaaa, Fuck that man, I ain't buying it HP

So where are the women on this board?
I wanna hear it from some of the ladies here?
How many of yous would do the Mr. Ron Jeremy if the occasion presented itself? or better yet? How many of yous "WANT" to do him due to his recognized status in the adult industry???

girls in the industry fuck ron jeremy for the press/advertising that comes along with it.....all though, I know one girl that did a scene with him and forced him to jump in the shower before hand because he stunk so bad

Rcourt64 · 07-29-2007

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Originally Posted by Jace

girls in the industry fuck ron jeremy for the press/advertising that comes along with it.....all though, I know one girl that did a scene with him and forced him to jump in the shower before hand because he stunk so bad

Thanks

Shit_Stain · 07-29-2007

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Thanks

Its sad to see that.....
Good luck and take care alwayz doodz

gonzo · 07-29-2007

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Originally Posted by helix

Is Ron Jeremy a card carrying FFN in good standing?

Last I saw him he was. His priorites are somewhat out of order though as he will stop on the way to dinner for a blowjob.

helix · 07-29-2007

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Last I saw him he was. His priorites are somewhat out of order though as he will stop on the way to dinner for a blowjob.

lol.....the "Hedge Hog"

zand_stein · 07-30-2007

Good luck with your first phase of your master plan for world domination......

helix · 08-02-2007

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Is this my Q to shut up?

nope

Nymph · 08-02-2007

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Originally Posted by helix

nope

Please, don't encourage him

helix · 08-02-2007

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Originally Posted by Nymph

Please, don't encourage him

I'm sorry Nymph, but I must. It's my job

Nymph · 08-03-2007

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Originally Posted by helix

I'm sorry Nymph, but I must. It's my job

Well, no goodies for you then

07-25-2007	#1
helix Jebus loves me Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: 40 Oz to Freedom Posts: 857	Looks like the FFN's have finally done it They have successfully completed the first phase of their master plan of world domination. They unleashed the first wave to the social networks and have managing to convert the unsuspecting users to the large side. Battle cries of "Death to the skinnies, convert or be eaten" has been reported. read the details - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19961197...site/newsweek/ There is no hope, we are doomed __________________ Sigless

07-25-2007	#2
Rcourt64 Filling Bishop's Pond Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,942	Re: Looks like the FFN's have finally done it Aspirations are just a few buck away? right? or was it pounds? I tend to forget?

07-25-2007	#3
helix Jebus loves me Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: 40 Oz to Freedom Posts: 857	Re: Looks like the FFN's have finally done it (I was kidding) __________________ Sigless

07-26-2007	#4
Hell Puppy Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,523	Re: Looks like the FFN's have finally done it This is not news. We've been doing this forever. Roll with us for a week, you'll see immediate results in your waist line. Get a check up first though, make sure you can handle. Dokk came out with us just one time and we nearly killed him.

07-26-2007	#5
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Re: Looks like the FFN's have finally done it Death to the Skinnies!!! Convert or be EATEN!!!!!!! I think we have a new teeshirt __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

07-26-2007	#6
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07-26-2007	#15
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07-27-2007	#22
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07-29-2007	#35
helix Jebus loves me Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: 40 Oz to Freedom Posts: 857	Re: Looks like the FFN's have finally done it Is Ron Jeremy a card carrying FFN in good standing? __________________ Sigless

07-30-2007	#43
zand_stein John from GFY Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 99	Re: Looks like the FFN's have finally done it Good luck with your first phase of your master plan for world domination......