If you had to go gay...

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Now that was funny. Not true, but funny and I must admit that I'd much rather look at two chicks -- even ugly ones -- doing anything than imagine LAJ making love to himself.

I can look at another man and honestly admit whether I think he's handsome or not and whether I think he's got a nice body, but I can never imagine myself having sex with a man so couldn't possibly come up with what that guy would look like.

"I'd much rather look at two chicks -- even ugly ones "
Personally, I hate looking at ugly girls. Ugly girls having sex is even more revolting. But up to you dude. That is why internet porn exists.

"I can look at another man and honestly admit whether I think he's handsome or not"
That is pure and simple gay. Ugh.