Hugh Hefner Sex Life Exposed

[gonzo]

Jill Ann Spaulding Busts out Hef

What happens on sex night?

On sex night you go upstairs and the girls that are brand new, or the girls who don't have their own room yet, have to take a bath. That's a requirement. You also have to put on a certain pair of pink pajamas. They're all lined up and neat. You can tell they've been to the cleaners. They tell you to put them on, even though you take them off as soon as you enter Hef's room.

What is Hef's room like?

It's pitch dark, and there's this loud techno music playing. There's also two large big screen TVs.

Is it a very big room?

No, it's not exactly huge because it is an old house. But it has tons and tons of stuff everywhere to the point where you almost have to make a trail to get around.

How do you feel when you first walk into Hef's room and see all this?

I'm terrified!

How many other women are in the room with you?

The night I was there, there were 12 girls.

I guess this is the million-dollar question. Does Hef actually have sex with the girls?

I didn't think he did, because nobody talks about it. There's not one girl who talks about it! I actually studied this before I went up there!

What do you mean by that?

I actually looked through articles on the Internet and read articles from various magazines about Hef's lifestyle. GQ and Vanity Fair even did articles on it. I read everything! The one thing I noticed in each article is that none of the girls talked about sex, but then there's a video out called "Inside The Playboy Mansion." I even bought that! Through the whole video, whenever a girl is asked about having sex with Hef, they say, "We don't kiss and tell." Nobody says anything!

That brings me back to my earlier question. Why?

Well, most people don't want to admit that they had sex with a 78 year-old. The night I was there 10 of the 12 girls had sex with him.

By sex you mean intercourse?

Yeah.

How is a man who's 78 years old able to have sex with that many women?

He doesn't really do anything. He just lies there with his Viagra erection. It's just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They'll yell things like, "F-k her daddy, f-k her daddaddy!" There's a lot of cheerleader going on!

After the two minutes are up what happens?

The main girlfriend wipes off his penis. She's the girl who actually shares the bed with him. She sleeps there all night. She's around 22 years old. He uses all the same girls. She's been there for three years now.

So she was just a teenager when they met.

Yeah.

Don't you think that's crazy?

Yeah, but nobody really knows. I don't think even the main guests know all this.

So let's talk more about Hef's sex party.

When it first gets started his main girlfriend gives him [oral sex], then she has sex with him. She's the first to go because that's the safest for her.

Does Hef use a condom when he had sex with these women?

No. No protection and no testing. He doesn't care.

Don't the girls he's having sex with care?

They care, but they're also getting $2000 a week.

They sound more like prostitutes than girlfriends.

Yeah, they do.

But you're in the room as well. What are you doing?

I'm just thinking to myself, "Oh my God!" But I wanted to be a Playmate and this is the way to do it.

If you didn't have sex with Hef, what were you doing specifically?

Each girl pairs up with another girl and they pretend to have girl on girl sex while Hef is having his turn with the other girl. It's not real lesbian sex. We're just pretending. Nobody else really likes each other. There's also gay porn on in the background.

I was told that Hef likes to watch male gay porn by former Playboy centerfold Victoria Zdrok. Did you find that odd?

Yes, but I think he needs to see that stuff to help him stay [erect].

So why didn't you have sex with him?

I did have a turn with him, but I said, "No."

What happens when you say "No" to sex with Hef?

Nothing, because I kept my pants on. That's a rule. If you leave your pink pajama bottoms on, that means you don't want to [have intercourse].

Once you refuse to have sex are you kicked out of the mansion?

Definitely, but he doesn't give up that easy. I was supposed to be living in the mansion for five days. I moved in and intended on not leaving. I didn't realize they had real sex.

Read the interview

[Dianna Vesta]

I keep thinking ewwwwwww

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta

I keep thinking ewwwwwww

My first thought exactly.

[Dianna Vesta]

There use to be this old guy that owned the Jockey Club in North Miami back when it was a really hot spot. He was a lot like this guy and he use to have all kinds of parties and invite tons of models. I was one of them and many moons ago. Anyhow, he tired to get me to sleep with him but I just couldn't. The joke was that he had one of those pumps implanted in his old cock and girls use to make fun of it. Everytime he'd come talk to me I saw that in my mind and it turned my stomach. I don't mind older men, not at all but I do mind one that thinks he's 20 with a bionic dick that ain't.

He had this other old friend that chased me all over south florida and even tired to pin me to the sofa and kiss me. I don't think he realized how strong I was because I lifted his old ass off of me and threw him across the room!

[Hell Puppy]

I keep thinking it's good to be Hef.

[JoesHO]

What male in their right mind would not do the same in his position ( sans the gay porn of course)

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by JoesHO

What male in their right mind would not do the same in his position ( sans the gay porn of course)

I'd probably do a bit more. As a wise cab driver in Vegas recently told us "even when you're too old to cut the mustard, you can still lick the jar".

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Is it a very big room?

No, it's not exactly huge because it is an old house. But it has tons and tons of stuff everywhere to the point where you almost have to make a trail to get around.

Did anyone else get a picture in their mind of the houses that sometimes show up on cops with like 100 years worth of newspapers all piled up leaving just a narrow path through the house for the 50 cats to get to the foodbowl?

[JoesHO]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Did anyone else get a picture in their mind of the houses that sometimes show up on cops with like 100 years worth of newspapers all piled up leaving just a narrow path through the house for the 50 cats to get to the foodbowl?

No that is confucys house. ( i think she rents from peaches now )

[sarettah]