Peaches and Kathi have turned racist

Hell Puppy · 07-31-2006

They now think all african american men look alike....

So we're having breakfast the other morning and these two black guys and their bitches...err...lady friends are seated at the table next to us.

As we leave, there's an older MB S320 sitting next to Peaches jeep and they both reckon how that must belong to the brothers inside since they're nicely dressed and all. Actually, they were dressed in clothes that GonZo orgasms when he see's in fat guy sizes, but that's another story. I immediately laugh as I've already made these guys for complete and total posers.

Kathi and Peaches go on their way, myself and GonZo debrief and talk about top secret FFN business that we dont share with the women folk for at least another 45 minutes or so. Kathi apparently saw another black guy in a black MB and a pumpkin orange shirt while gassing up a few minutes later and thought it was the same guy. Believe it or not, those aren't all that uncommon around Atlanta in the wee hours of a Saturday night.

Meanwhile, back at dem cakes, around 30 minutes later the brothers and their ho's...errr....lady friends, stagger out. We reckon they had the munchies for some reason. Do they get in the MB? Oh, hell no. One piles into a p.o.s. accord that is at least 10 years old, the other into a similarly beat up SUV of undetermined origin after complimenting his girlie on her DSLs. We dont think he was talking about broadband.

Meanwhile, two (other) fat white guys left in the MB.

But that was about the time we got distracted by the hooker action in the limo that arrived. But that's yet another story....

A typical night out for the FFN's. The boys are observant of everything around them and totally entertained, the girls cant even tell one black guy from another.

Peaches · 07-31-2006

So wait a minute - you think they all look alike to US, but not to YOU?

And did big white bubba get into that red truck?

Hell Puppy · 08-01-2006

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Originally Posted by Peaches

So wait a minute - you think they all look alike to US, but not to YOU?

And did big white bubba get into that red truck?

Nope, he got into black sexcalade with the bling bling rims sitting near the door. And all of his property got into it with him, but he was driving.

The old nasty trailer park mom sitting in the van next to your jeep was the parking lot connection. She had girls who were runners and is the one who called in the hooker for the limo that arrived.

bluemoney · 08-01-2006

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

. . . One piles into a p.o.s. accord that is at least 10 years old

Bill Campbell or maybe Ralph David Abernathy III?

Hell Puppy · 08-01-2006

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Originally Posted by bluemoney

Bill Campbell or maybe Ralph David Abernathy III?

Hell if I know, they all look alike to me....

Jace · 08-01-2006

I am more amazed that I didn't invited out for breakfast than anything

Hell Puppy · 08-01-2006

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I am more amazed that I didn't invited out for breakfast than anything

You're welcome at breakfast anytime.

I'll remind GonZo to send up the bat signal a little higher.

Hell, if Peaches comes, you can get there an hour late and still not have missed anything yet as that's about when she shows up.

Jace · 08-01-2006

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

You're welcome at breakfast anytime.

I'll remind GonZo to send up the bat signal a little higher.

Hell, if Peaches comes, you can get there an hour late and still not have missed anything yet as that's about when she shows up.

LOL...tell gonzo to set the bat signal a little farther in advance also....usually he text messages me like an hour before dinner or something like that

I need planning and shit, that way I know what day I am supposed to be an hour late to meet with you all

Peaches · 08-01-2006

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Originally Posted by Jace

LOL...tell gonzo to set the bat signal a little farther in advance also....usually he text messages me like an hour before dinner or something like that

I need planning and shit, that way I know what day I am supposed to be an hour late to meet with you all

Oh, you get an HOUR! Must be nice. I love 2 hours away and I usually get 15 minutes. This time I got 40 minutes so they must be getting better.

gonzo · 08-01-2006

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Oh, you get an HOUR! Must be nice. I love 2 hours away and I usually get 15 minutes. This time I got 40 minutes so they must be getting better.

Breakfast?

Peaches · 08-01-2006

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Breakfast?

Tonight? 1:15? I'm there, but you assholes better be there too.

Peaches · 08-01-2006

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Nope, he got into black sexcalade with the bling bling rims sitting near the door. And all of his property got into it with him, but he was driving.

Damn. I love big ol' country boys

gonzo · 08-01-2006

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Tonight? 1:15? I'm there, but you assholes better be there too.

Time and date aint been determined.

Peaches · 08-01-2006

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Time and date aint been determined.

Fokker.

gonzo · 08-01-2006

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Fokker.

BITCH

TheEnforcer · 08-01-2006

Damn.. why don't you folks just get married already!!

MaskTVMaura · 08-02-2006

This was a very self-indulgent thread... have all the egos been stroked now?

gonzo · 08-02-2006

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

This was a very self-indulgent thread... have all the egos been stroked now?

Can you send me one? I hear there are spares in your neck of the woods.

Hell Puppy · 08-02-2006

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

This was a very self-indulgent thread... have all the egos been stroked now?

Not yet. I wouldn't mind it if you sucked up a bit.

softball · 08-03-2006

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Can you send me one? I hear there are spares in your neck of the woods.

Close, they are in Coquitlam banging on the door of the country club begging to be reconsidered.

iamkathi · 08-06-2006

ok.. so I mistakenly identified a black man at 3:00am... after only being awake 21 hours. I talked to him and he seemed nice enough. And he did have 3 other people in the Benz too.

All 2006 back Benz look alike at 3am.

Hell Puppy · 08-06-2006

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Originally Posted by iamkathi

ok.. so I mistakenly identified a black man at 3:00am... after only being awake 21 hours. I talked to him and he seemed nice enough. And he did have 3 other people in the Benz too.

All 2006 back Benz look alike at 3am.

Ok, you get a pass.....it was Peaches trying to weasel a bite of dessert out of the deal....

gonzo · 08-06-2006

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Originally Posted by rhetorical

Close, they are in Coquitlam banging on the door of the country club begging to be reconsidered.

They are great places. They dont care what you drive as long as you pay your billls.

07-31-2006	#1
Hell Puppy Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,523	Peaches and Kathi have turned racist They now think all african american men look alike.... So we're having breakfast the other morning and these two black guys and their bitches...err...lady friends are seated at the table next to us. As we leave, there's an older MB S320 sitting next to Peaches jeep and they both reckon how that must belong to the brothers inside since they're nicely dressed and all. Actually, they were dressed in clothes that GonZo orgasms when he see's in fat guy sizes, but that's another story. I immediately laugh as I've already made these guys for complete and total posers. Kathi and Peaches go on their way, myself and GonZo debrief and talk about top secret FFN business that we dont share with the women folk for at least another 45 minutes or so. Kathi apparently saw another black guy in a black MB and a pumpkin orange shirt while gassing up a few minutes later and thought it was the same guy. Believe it or not, those aren't all that uncommon around Atlanta in the wee hours of a Saturday night. Meanwhile, back at dem cakes, around 30 minutes later the brothers and their ho's...errr....lady friends, stagger out. We reckon they had the munchies for some reason. Do they get in the MB? Oh, hell no. One piles into a p.o.s. accord that is at least 10 years old, the other into a similarly beat up SUV of undetermined origin after complimenting his girlie on her DSLs. We dont think he was talking about broadband. Meanwhile, two (other) fat white guys left in the MB. But that was about the time we got distracted by the hooker action in the limo that arrived. But that's yet another story.... A typical night out for the FFN's. The boys are observant of everything around them and totally entertained, the girls cant even tell one black guy from another.

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MaskTVMaura Come get your medicine... Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 145	Re: Peaches and Kathi have turned racist This was a very self-indulgent thread... have all the egos been stroked now? __________________ Maura Ingraham Director / Producer M Squared Productions ICQ: 292 824 444 maura l @ l masktv l dot l com

08-06-2006	#21
iamkathi Members Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 289	Re: Peaches and Kathi have turned racist ok.. so I mistakenly identified a black man at 3:00am... after only being awake 21 hours. I talked to him and he seemed nice enough. And he did have 3 other people in the Benz too. All 2006 back Benz look alike at 3am.