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Old 12-02-2005   #1
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Of the Oprano Original Flat Board Emergency Alert System...

If this had been an actual Emergency Alert you would receive follow up instructions on your standard issue Oprano decoding ring.


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No alerts received, sir.

All is well.
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All is well.

You obviously never posted on the old flat board
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Old 12-02-2005   #4
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You obviously never posted on the old flat board
Nope. I sure didn't.

Oh. Wait a minute. This is my Scooby Do decoder ring. Oops.

I'd write more, sarettah...but I'm needed at the Mystery Machine....
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I got an alert and I can't even read your post, lol!
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But...but...but...what if we never *sniff* got a decoder ring?
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I got an alert and I can't even read your post, lol!
Of course you did... The emergency alert system will even reach you in college
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But...but...but...what if we never *sniff* got a decoder ring?
You lost it ?? Holy shit
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This set off my Boards Scanner ... And I'm not even sure how.

Luuuuuuucy! What chew do now?
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This set off my Boards Scanner ... And I'm not even sure how.
Exactly. It is part of the emergency alert system.....
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help whats going on ??????
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Why haven't I got a decoder ring ?

I feel so left out ...
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I got an alert. I'm here. What's the Emergency?

I haven't had my coffee yet. This better be good.
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I got an alert. I'm here. What's the Emergency?

I haven't had my coffee yet. This better be good.

This is a drill I repeat This is a drill
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You got me up for a man's penis extender?
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You got me up for a man's penis extender?

I didn't get you up. The Oprano Emergency Alert system got you up...

All I do is push buttons
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I didn't get you up. The Oprano Emergency Alert system got you up...

All I do is push buttons
Well, regardless. I'm up now.

Entertain me.
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Well, regardless. I'm up now.

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That is one ANGRY drummer.
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Old 12-03-2005   #21
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Be Alert!

Your country needs lerts!
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Sorry I didn't study


Kind of like that one time when I had to give a piss test
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Sorry I didn't study


Kind of like that one time when I had to give a piss test

I once flunked a blood test

I did so bad they gave me an O

They did give me a + sign though, I guess for effort
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heheheheh

Points awarded to several on this one!
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Old 12-04-2005   #25
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checking in.
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Hey Dig

How ya doing ?

Whatcha working on these days ?
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Hey! What's happening, Dig?

Your name come up in conversation just a few days ago, oddly enough.
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Hey! What's happening, Dig?

Your name come up in conversation just a few days ago, oddly enough.
You have some spooky powers, Drav.

dig...did you come here volunteering or did you feel some irrisistable compulsion caused by Dravyk messing with the atmospheric continuum?
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Ahhhh ... that explains it.

I came back to my PC after a time away and found this on my screen.
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Ahhhh ... that explains it.

I came back to my PC after a time away and found this on my screen.
We're doomed!
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dig...did you come here volunteering or did you feel some irrisistable compulsion caused by Dravyk messing with the atmospheric continuum?

It was the Oprano Flat Board emergency alert system I tell you... You of little faith.

After I finish weeding out some of the dust (it has not been used in a while until last Friday) I will integrate it with the new and improved Oprano threaded board emergency alert system and test it again. The you will get an alert too
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[QUOT E=PornoDoggy]Ahhhh ... that explains it.

I came back to my PC after a time away and found this on my screen.[/quote]


Hmmm PD.. That is from your old DuMont TV.. Your PC is the one with the keyboard in front of it.... (again )

(The doctors tell me if I keep on repeating it to him enough he will eventually get it)
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Damnit, man, I keep telling you I know the difference between my television and my high-tech Apple IIC computer.
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took me awhile, but my BT just went off.
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It was the Oprano Flat Board emergency alert system I tell you... You of little faith.

After I finish weeding out some of the dust (it has not been used in a while until last Friday) I will integrate it with the new and improved Oprano threaded board emergency alert system and test it again. The you will get an alert too
Goodie.

I've always wanted a lert. I have a little cage and some lert kibble all ready.
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I came back to my PC after a time away and found this on my screen.
That would make an awesome screen saver!
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