Fan Signs.......

sarettah · 11-22-2005

What's the deal ?

Ok, I understand if a model makes fan signs for their affiliates. That makes sense.

But, I look through fan sign threads on other boards and all sorts of folks that you know don't have links to adult sites from their pages ask for fan signs, basically to decorate their sites. I understand why these folks would ask for them. I fail to understand why any model would provide their pic to a site to use as content when that site isn't sending traffic.

Am I missing something ?

helix · 11-22-2005

Nope, you aren't missing anything. I always wondered the same thing, but I know I would cherish a sarettah fan sign. It would make my life complete.

Sin · 11-22-2005

lol

I don't know about others, but for me, if some girls do a fansign and I'm not an affiliate, I'll make sure I am once I've got the fansign.

selena · 11-22-2005

Personally speaking, were I the model, I'd not do a fansign unless I saw an affiliate code for my program.

Then again, I'm a bitch.

sarettah · 11-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by helix

I know I would cherish a sarettah fan sign. It would make my life complete.

Someday you will learn to be careful what you ask for.....

I even did my kissy face

Inabon · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Someday you will learn to be careful what you ask for.....

I even did my kissy face

hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

that will keep him and his goats warm.

monkeys down here in panama would get scared though LOL

helix · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Someday you will learn to be careful what you ask for.....

I even did my kissy face

HAHAHA you are a crazy mother fucker hahaha.....I just shot a mouthful of beer out my nose! I guess deserved it.

sarettah · 11-23-2005

You're lucky.

I considered giving you an ass shot

Well, that's it for me tonight. It's off to bed and split Jen in half time (again)

selena · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Someday you will learn to be careful what you ask for.....

I even did my kissy face

Sin · 11-23-2005

OMG! Hahahahahahahaaha that was perfect! I nearly choked on my food!

Sin · 11-23-2005

Can I have one too?

Carrie · 11-23-2005

Okay you now owe me a roll of paper towels and some Windex to clean off my monitor... it's decorated in iced tea! *two thumbs up*

Dravyk · 11-23-2005

Ohhhhhhh

mmyyyyyy

gawwwwwwwwd

I'm blind!!!!!!

I,, freaing blin3d! Hloep!

Dale_Ryan · 11-23-2005

The hottest fan sign I've seen by far! LOL

Trev · 11-23-2005

You really are one crazy son-uva-bitch Sare, points for that

Newton · 11-23-2005

ahahahaha Fucking superb Sarettah .. I just spat frosties over the keyboard ..

Sin · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newton

ahahahaha Fucking superb Sarettah .. I just spat frosties over the keyboard ..

Good morning!

Lisa · 11-23-2005

Wish the sign had been bigger.

Newton · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

Wish the sign had been bigger.

Here ya go Lisa

Lisa · 11-23-2005

Farrrrrrrrrrk!!

Not the picture...the SIGN!

Jeez...

Trev · 11-23-2005

Is this better:

Newton · 11-23-2005

Poor Sarettah lol

Lisa · 11-23-2005

Sensational, thank you.

I just may make that one my wallpaper.

sarettah · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

Wish the sign had been bigger.

Ok.. I will remember this one.

sarettah · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sin

Can I have one too?

lolololololololol......I will find out of Jen will approve that one when I get home from work tonight

What do you want it to say and more importantly, where will it end up at ?

el pres · 11-23-2005

Damn, and I thought John Holmes was dead..
Nope he's in hiding in Kansas.

sarettah · 11-23-2005

Well, Helix's request kind of hijacked the thread

But, now that I see all of your reactions, I have to ask:

What's so damn funny ????

Dudes, you would pay good money to see Ron Jeremy do this shit (or John Holmes or Tommy Lee or John Denver)........

Trev · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Well, Helix's request kind of hijacked the thread

But, now that I see all of your reactions, I have to ask:

What's so damn funny ????

Dudes, you would pay good money to see Ron Jeremy do this shit (or John Holmes or Tommy Lee or John Denver)........

It wasn't the request that hijacked the thread, it was the fact you fulfilled it that hijacked the thread.

sarettah · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev

It wasn't the request that hijacked the thread, it was the fact you fulfilled it that hijacked the thread.

Hey, on Oprano, you usually get what you asked for (you just might not recognize it. Kind of like when you ask God for stuff, ya know?)

edited in: and this goes back to our previous discussion. Every action produces an equal and opposite, ya know.

Action: Helix's request.
Reaction: My fulfilling it.

Since Helix initiated the action, it is all his fault (nanny nanny boo boo, no tag backs)

Newton · 11-23-2005

MagnaRX - Thanks!!

Dravyk · 11-23-2005

I never knew they made flesh colored PlayDoe before!

MorganGrayson · 11-23-2005

When I can untangle various internal organs that tried to crawl into my lungs just at the very idea...I'll think of a pithy comment for that, sarettah.

sarettah · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

I never knew they made flesh colored PlayDoe before!

Ok, let's examine facts.

helix made his request at 11:10 (as the time shows up for me).
I posted the pic at 11:59 so 49 minutes later.
Let's suppose that I saw Helix's post right after it was made (which I din't)
Let's suppose I wasted absolutely no time at all deciding to post the picture.

So, that would give me 49 minutes max to:

1. Construct a play doh dick with detail that looks pretty lifelike.
2. Get with my photographer to come take the pic.
3. Make the fan sign.
4. Get the pic taken.
5. Move the pic from the camera card to my computer.
6. Color/brightness/balance correct the pic.
7. Optimize the pic for the web.
8. Upload the pic to my server.
9. Post the pic.

Sorry, that is pretty quick work, even for me. Step 1 alone would have taken me hours. So, try again Drav

In actuality it went like this....

Made the original post. went and did some work.

Came back to the board at some point and saw that Helix had posted.
Typed in a snide reply to Helix but killed it because my brain all of a sudden went "Why not?"
Angsted back and forth over whether to do the pic just for the shits and grins of it for a while.
Finally decided, what the hey.
Got with Jen (who was busy) and asked her to bring the camera downstairs when she got a few minutes.
Made the fan sign.
Waited for Jen, read the board, hund out for a little.
Jen cam down.
I posed.
Jen snapped a couple of pics. We looked at the results in the LCD.
I reposed.
Jen snapped a few more pics.
Jen went back upstairs, pulled the card from the camera, placed it in her card reader and placed the images on the network for me to grab.
I scanned through the images real quick, decided which one looked best.
I pulled the image into superjpg, gave a quick crop to get rid of wasted space and shrank it to web size.
I uploaded it to the server.
I made my post back to Helix.

Dravyk · 11-23-2005

Too much explanation, Sare. You blew it.

sarettah · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Too much explanation, Sare. You blew it.

Ok, you give me a time line where your explanation makes sense...

Dravyk · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Ok, you give me a time line where your explanation makes sense...

No, no, no, no.

You have a cock long enough to part your hair with!! (.... if you had any.)

I bow out gracefully before you start pointing that damned thing at me.

TheEnforcer · 11-23-2005

This thread is wrong on SOOOOOOO many levels....

sarettah · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

You have a cock long enough to part your hair with!!

Nah, it's not that long. I can't even self fellate since I hurt my back

Dravyk · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Nah, it's not that long. I can't even self fellate since I hurt my back

Awww. So sorry to hear that.

Well at least you can still GFY!!!

sarettah · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Awww. So sorry to hear that.

Well at least you can still GFY!!!

Nah, it don't bend like that

pushpills · 11-23-2005

practically free promo. what's not to understand?

Dravyk · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Nah, it don't bend like that

Southern slope? So you can till your garden then?

sarettah · 11-23-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by pushpills

practically free promo. what's not to understand?

If it has the girls url on it, yes it would be, but most don't.

In many cases, from what I see, the girls are in essence providing free content top sites that are not giving anything back.

11-22-2005	#1
sarettah Stay Out Of The Box Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lost in the ozone Posts: 10,318	Fan Signs....... What's the deal ? Ok, I understand if a model makes fan signs for their affiliates. That makes sense. But, I look through fan sign threads on other boards and all sorts of folks that you know don't have links to adult sites from their pages ask for fan signs, basically to decorate their sites. I understand why these folks would ask for them. I fail to understand why any model would provide their pic to a site to use as content when that site isn't sending traffic. Am I missing something ? __________________ Free Adult Webcams

11-22-2005	#2
helix Jebus loves me Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: 40 Oz to Freedom Posts: 857	Re: Fan Signs....... Nope, you aren't missing anything. I always wondered the same thing, but I know I would cherish a sarettah fan sign. It would make my life complete. __________________ Sigless

11-22-2005	#3
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11-22-2005	#4
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11-23-2005	#8
sarettah Stay Out Of The Box Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lost in the ozone Posts: 10,318	Re: Fan Signs....... You're lucky. I considered giving you an ass shot Well, that's it for me tonight. It's off to bed and split Jen in half time (again) __________________ Free Adult Webcams

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11-23-2005	#11
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11-23-2005	#12
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11-23-2005	#14
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11-23-2005	#15
Trev Cunty Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 10,150	Re: Fan Signs....... You really are one crazy son-uva-bitch Sare, points for that __________________ Sucks to be you.

11-23-2005	#16
Newton It's always business, never personal! The POWER of radio Oprano Radio Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On a golf course Posts: 4,916	Re: Fan Signs....... ahahahaha Fucking superb Sarettah .. I just spat frosties over the keyboard .. __________________ Poser Bush in a mix-up over his hi-tech gizmo - ICLOD

11-23-2005	#18
Lisa Happiness is an anagram of penis pash... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 879	Re: Fan Signs....... Wish the sign had been bigger.

11-23-2005	#20
Lisa Happiness is an anagram of penis pash... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 879	Re: Fan Signs....... Farrrrrrrrrrk!! Not the picture...the SIGN! Jeez...

11-23-2005	#22
Newton It's always business, never personal! The POWER of radio Oprano Radio Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On a golf course Posts: 4,916	Re: Fan Signs....... Poor Sarettah lol __________________ Poser Bush in a mix-up over his hi-tech gizmo - ICLOD

11-23-2005	#23
Lisa Happiness is an anagram of penis pash... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 879	Re: Fan Signs....... Sensational, thank you. I just may make that one my wallpaper.

11-23-2005	#26
el pres Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Spain Posts: 425	Re: Fan Signs....... Damn, and I thought John Holmes was dead.. Nope he's in hiding in Kansas.

11-23-2005	#27
sarettah Stay Out Of The Box Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lost in the ozone Posts: 10,318	Re: Fan Signs....... Well, Helix's request kind of hijacked the thread But, now that I see all of your reactions, I have to ask: What's so damn funny ???? Dudes, you would pay good money to see Ron Jeremy do this shit (or John Holmes or Tommy Lee or John Denver)........ __________________ Free Adult Webcams

11-23-2005	#30
Newton It's always business, never personal! The POWER of radio Oprano Radio Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On a golf course Posts: 4,916	Re: Fan Signs....... MagnaRX - Thanks!! __________________ Poser Bush in a mix-up over his hi-tech gizmo - ICLOD

11-23-2005	#31
Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	Re: Fan Signs....... I never knew they made flesh colored PlayDoe before! __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com

11-23-2005	#32
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Fan Signs....... When I can untangle various internal organs that tried to crawl into my lungs just at the very idea...I'll think of a pithy comment for that, sarettah.

11-23-2005	#34
Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	Re: Fan Signs....... Too much explanation, Sare. You blew it. __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com

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