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last week I was at Magic Mountain watching my daughter's cheerleading contest. They won 1st btw.
As I was looking for a parking space, about 10 mexican kids were blocking the way. I got close enough so that they could hear the car, but my mother and sister started complaining about me not starting a problem. So I end up going another way. The mexicans start yelling out, "yeah bitch, what I thought", in that type of vein. No problem. We get to the gate, I'm off to take a piss. Lo and behold, there's 5 of them, and they all come up to my chest, tallest maybe my shoulder. Not one of those 5 bitches looked me in the eye. I guess it's easy to talk shit when you got your homies, and 5 of them weren't enough. I didn't start any trouble, relieved myself and went on my way. Not worth my time educating idiots. Anyone else get into situations like this? Or am I signled out due to my size, race, etc.? |
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Congratulations on your daughter winning the cheerleading contest chap
I don't normally get any problems when I go out truth be known. |
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Anthony...it's a sad truth that you may be singled out because of your race. (That and the fact that scum read good people very well: you were very unlikely to start anything in front of your family.) I do imagine that the very second you stand up, however, the scum finds a reason to ease on down the road and find someone of a smaller ethnicity to harrass. You also give off that "I'll eat your liver with fava beans and a light Chianti" vibe that I love so much.
I've had the opportunity to play "white, middle-class, not-so-much-as-a-traffic-ticket" witness in the grocery store: I've just gone and stood behind the nice little Hispanic woman, tilting my head with a smile, causing racist wannabes to look elsewhere for their fun. I never had to say a word. Just the "c'mon, who do you think the Sheriff is going to believe?" facial expression was enough. That game is dangerous to play, though. It gives every male Hispanic in the area *two* females to defend, and with their social programming, that can get ugly. Very, very ugly. But, once again, the Sheriff is going to believe me, whatever story comes out of my mouth. Several people have ended up dead here by asking others simply to turn their music down on the beach. They've insitituted "no drinking laws" to try and curb that, under the perhaps misguided thought that sober people don't commit murder over cd volume. |
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I occasionally get the idiot or two who wants to give me shit about being a Jarhead ( you guys aren't so tough routine) when I go to the bar and tries to take it too far. I just tell them all they have to do is take the first swing and they can find out. Haven't had anyone take me up yet. :>))
But for the most part this is a medium (for wisconsin) sized town and that kind of stuff that you mentioned doesn't really happen. It might in Milwaukee and maybe Madison but not here. |
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I'm a blonde blue eyed pudge ball. For some reason Mexicans and black men love me. I would have had a gangbang with all 10 but not in the same way you were in danger of
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Morgan's right ... you may get singled out for your race and your size.
The other thing to consider, though, is that "I'll eat your liver with fava beans and a light Chianti" vibe she says you put off may attract some lunatics. I don't know you well enough to suggest that you may be looking for it, but I know plenty of people who do (or did). I know a couple of them always used to have troubles every time they went into neighborhoods where I never had even a hint of difficulty.
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It seems my size was more of a deterrant when using the head. I know my race is one that gets picked on alot due to our usual small stature. i was picked on till I shot up and widen out. |
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I doubt it had much to do with race Anthony.
Just a bunch of homies together acting like morons, and just waiting for the opportunity to spout off at the mouth. They are lucky you had family with you.
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Only Anthony can tell a story about going to the bathroom with five guys -- and make it interesting without having had gay sex.
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No doubt part of it was race, plus you were with your family, so they figured you'd start less shit than if you were witha couple of your buddies. Also, they probably misjudged your size until you stepped out of the car...that's why 5 of them had to walk up to you instead of 1 or 2...
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My husband and I spend a lot of time shaking out heads at the television muttering "when a police officer tells you to do something...just do it, asshole." But...nope. They have to add resisting arrest, assault on a police officer or being shot dead to whatever the original charge would have been. |
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out of dealing with these people for the most part. Getting kicked in the nuts is not a high point though.Sorry Ant, didn't mean to go off on my own thing. I think you did the right thing. Punk ass kids/adults certainly are not worth your time, effort and potential problem/s which might arrise from beating their ass. |
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I'm actually suprised it took you that long. Now, let's wait to hear from Timon.
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Ant, the fact that you walked away is a huge sign of maturity on your part. No reason to get shot in front of your family because some stupid kid is trying to impress his friends. I used to love situations like this... as you grow older you not only become increasingly aware of all the ways it can go wrong... and you tend to look back and remember all the other similar situations and how lucky you were that they ended ok. I find myself doing that quite a bit now at 35.
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My brother went down to Maryland once to visit a buddy of his who was working on his Masters. They went to a college bar to have a beer. Sitting down, in his sweater and with his Irish face, my brother looks like the kind of guy a local could wipe the floor with. A local tried. He grabbed my brother by the throat. My brother shrugged, stood up, and put his hand around the guy's neck. It wasn't until my brother stood up the local realized he'd misjudged - he had a football player by the throat. My brother vividly remembers thinking "don't squeeze too hard, you'll hurt the guy." He doesn't remember much after that for a while because the local pulled a knife and slashed my brother's throat. Thanks to a quick thinking and high leaping bartender, my brother got to the emergency room in time, where his carotid artery and jugular vein on one side had to be permanently tied off.
Never forget that assholes often have weapons. The ship sailed on "fair fights" a long time ago...that is, if there ever was one. |
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This conversation reminds me of a funny story from when my father was in college...
Dad's roommate was one of those 5' 5" 120 pound type guys, and yes, his name was Dexter. He and my dad were in their dorm room studying, and a couple of football players were getting rowdy in the hallway, so Dexter went to ask them to quiet down. Big dude starts in with Dexter, and all my father hears is: AAAAAHHHHHHHH... BOOM! AAAAAHHHHHHHH... BOOM! My father figures his roommate must be dead, and in walks Dexter saying "they'll never learn..." Apparently, Dexter had studied martial arts in Japan prior to attending college. ![]() Those days are over though, and it's always better to walk away. Good move Anthony.
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As wonderful as stories about little guys named Dexter who kick football ass are...it's still better to walk away. For every "Dexter" story, there's countless more stories like the one about my brother, who will have to seriously watch his weight and his blood pressure for the rest of his life due to those tied off things in his neck. And considering he had his throat slashed, he got off lucky. |
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Oh no you didn't. -- Takes off Rolex You mother fucker takes off Armani sunglasses Do you know who the fuck you are fucking with <<<< Yes, he did say this takes off false teeth <<< at the time false, he got posts now ... By this time, the gentlemen that this attention was pointed, turned quickly and walked away. |
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A technical question...that I already think I know the answer to...but...the Rolex *first,* then the sunglasses? When I play it in my mind, it actually *is* much more effective with the watch first, then the sunglasses rather than the other way 'round. Do you guys learn this stuff in school? There's a scene in the movie "Road House" where Patrick Swaze gets knifed and his facial expression never even changes. Now...I, personally, would not fuck with a man who can get knifed and not even blink. Nor would I fuck with a man who removes his teeth...perhaps indicating he has been on the receiving end of a punch or two and lived to kick the shit out of somebody again. But, hey, I'm a chick. I don't know too much about this sort of thing. We slap, hair pull, utter nasty names...that sort of thing. |
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It is timed as the distance between the two parties closes...
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![]() I agree wholeheartedly with what you said. My dad's story happened back in the late 50's, and things were just a little different back then. Sorry to hear about your brother, that's awful.
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My brother is the nicest guy in the world, really. He's always been a "big kid" at heart. He really was thinking "be careful, don't hurt the guy" when he got his throat slashed. Luckily, I come from a family that appreciates irony. Unfortunately, the witnesses couldn't come up with much of a description of the guy for the cops. I don't imagine they'll ever get the image of my brother hitting the floor with arterial blood spurting out of their minds, though. Quote:
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Nothing to add, just wanted to say hi Voo!
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Voo, lovely to see you around! Can I please direct you to this thread?
http://oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=44714 If we need anyone's nipple pics, it's Andrews...
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I've caught glimpes of them at shows when he tries to lick them and then shakes his head cause he can't and mutters "one day".
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