Where's Your New Pics, Lisa?

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by Lisa

Oh jesus where do I start?

Matt you want us to GIVE you facials? Either bizarrely kinky or disturbingly metrosexual.

El pres...I don't own a thong. Neither the Aussie or the US version of thongs appeal to me.

There are no recent naked pics of me. Last ones taken I was 18 months old...and I intend to keep it that way.

Unfortunately, neither pics nor video are possible tho cos I don't even OWN a digital camera. It's on my list of 'must get one of those one of these days' things...but as a single mum of 3, there always seems to be something more important to buy than indulging myself with a toy.

And lastly...WTF is with all the nasty Matt visuals lately? I like the guy...but damn you lot are making it tricky to stay that way.

We can do both. I can give you guys a facial and make your skin smoother and then give you ANOTHER facial that wet and sticky and will make your face nice and white and clear colored and your skin even smoother!!