Some will bash me, and others will get richer

Evil Chris · 11-07-2005

By the release of www.miltontwins.com
Yes, they are identical.
Yes, they perform hardcore.
No, there isn't any incest involved.

This is just some advance notice for my friends at Oprano.

Timon · 11-07-2005

Twins are hot!

When can I join?

Evil Chris · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by Timon

Twins are hot!

When can I join?

My point exactly Timon... LOL

Timon · 11-07-2005

No seriously, I gotta see that shit! How do I join???

Timon · 11-07-2005

You might be a bleeding heart whiney ass tree hugging liberal but that's the coolest niche I've seen in a loooong time!

LadyMischief · 11-07-2005

Wow that's gonna sell killer well.

Dravyk · 11-07-2005

Chris, there's nothing to stop me from bashing you and getting richer!

Muhahahahaha!

voodooman · 11-07-2005

You said there isn't any incest, but have you seen the tour???

I think its great and the girls are cute.

TheEnforcer · 11-07-2005

Twins are definately hot. :>))

Dravyk · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

Twins are definately hot. :>))

Oh come on! To you, a woman breathing is hot.

voodooman · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Oh come on! To you, a woman breathing is hot.

Since when did she have to be breathing?

Dravyk · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by voodooman

Since when did she have to be breathing?

Didn't want to mention that; I was trying to be nice.

selena · 11-07-2005

I've got to get room in my submit rotation for that site. I watched the trailer the other day, and it is smooooooooooooooookin' hot.

Is it in beta yet?

Evil Chris · 11-07-2005

The site is live and accepting joins.
It's actually converting very very well.

If you're new to Teenrevenue, I'd appreciate a join from my sig.

I'm a marketing boy...

PornoDoggy · 11-07-2005

When the revolution comes, hardcore performing identical twins will be turned over to me for ...

for ....

re-education, of course!

Funbrunette · 11-07-2005

Looks GREAT! Should be a real $$$ maker!

SykkBoy · 11-07-2005

mmm, twin$

DrGuile · 11-07-2005

twins... maybe.... maybe not....

But $$$? Yes, for sure!

MorganGrayson · 11-07-2005

Chris...joined from your sig!

Quote:

After you have written down your account and password, please enter the webmaster's section below.

I love people who can cope with reality.

There should be some sort of program that knows when people didn't write down their information for safekeeping and deliver a powerful electric shock.

MorganGrayson · 11-07-2005

I grew up with a set of twins. Knew them since kindergarten. To me, they didn't look remotely alike, but I ran into so many other people that couldn't tell them apart.

Red · 11-07-2005

The site looks great Chris.
It should do real well for you.

Evil Chris · 11-07-2005

Thanks Morgan and everyone. Initial sales on this site are impressive, so I'm sure anyone promoting it will enjoy doing so.

I hung out with half a set of twins in high school. To me I could tell them apart like they were totally different. But to everyone else it was impossible.

Dravyk · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

I hung out with half a set of twins in high school. To me I could tell them apart like they were totally different. But to everyone else it was impossible.

Isn't "half a set of twins" one twin?

Sorry, I'm in a ball-busting mood today. It's Monday.

Evil Chris · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Isn't "half a set of twins" one twin?

Sorry, I'm in a ball-busting mood today. It's Monday.

Yes.... yes it is. Hi Dravyk...

MorganGrayson · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Isn't "half a set of twins" one twin?

Sorry, I'm in a ball-busting mood today. It's Monday.

Dravyk can divide the number 2 in half and come up with the correct answer.
Someone please alert the Nobel Committee.

I think it's actually "Ball Busting Monday."

Trev · 11-07-2005

I think it kicks ass! Good luck with it Chris (not that it's needed)

PornoDoggy · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Dravyk can divide the number 2 in half and come up with the correct answer.
Someone please alert the Nobel Committee.

I think it's actually "Ball Busting Monday."

Like ... wow, man.

That's fucking cosmic.

Dravyk · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Dravyk can divide the number 2 in half and come up with the correct answer.
Someone please alert the Nobel Committee.

I think it's actually "Ball Busting Monday."

That's twice you've walked through that door!

.... Remind me to put a cold bucket of water atop it next time.

Dravyk · 11-07-2005

My cuntyometer is rising.

PornoDoggy · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

My cuntyometer is rising.

How many times do I have to remind you to stand behind the lead-lined curtains in order to get a true reading ...

selena · 11-07-2005

I'm already signed up, Chris, though I've never promoted very much.

Not because of any moral outrage reasons, just because some of my partner accts will slap me down on the consoles.

I need to try to squeeze them in and sub to the places that don't mind though.

MorganGrayson · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

That's twice you've walked through that door!

.... Remind me to put a cold bucket of water atop it next time.

*giving Dravyk a look and snapping open an umbrella*

Silly wabbit.

Evil Chris · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by selena

I'm already signed up, Chris, though I've never promoted very much.

Not because of any moral outrage reasons, just because some of my partner accts will slap me down on the consoles.

I need to try to squeeze them in and sub to the places that don't mind though.

Thanks selena. The only so-called console is our trial membership offer that only appears once the join page itself gets closed. It isn't offered up front on the normal join page. We get many many more full month signups doing it this way.

All the major TGPs seem to understand this model and have no problem with it as the webmaster gets full credit for the sales and it's only offering a trial and no other upsells.

Winetalk.com · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

This is just some advance notice for my friends at Oprano.

you have friends?????

Funbrunette · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

you have friends?????

(sorry Babe, but it's funny)

I think I may have to sleep on the couch tonight!

Evil Chris · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by Funbrunette

(sorry Babe, but it's funny)

I think I may have to sleep on the couch tonight!

haha... not before I spank your bottom!

Dravyk · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

haha... not before I spank your bottom!

Pics?

Vick · 11-07-2005

and the problem with incest is?

Well at least between those two for my profit

Vick · 11-07-2005

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Originally Posted by selena

I'm already signed up, Chris, though I've never promoted very much.

Not because of any moral outrage reasons, just because some of my partner accts will slap me down on the consoles.

I need to try to squeeze them in and sub to the places that don't mind though.

and the reason you put up with that is???

Get your own sites and generate your own traffic

Porn is fucking dead anyway, just mining through the rubble that was left

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

selena · 11-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Vick

and the reason you put up with that is???

Get your own sites and generate your own traffic

Porn is fucking dead anyway, just mining through the rubble that was left

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I put up with it because I like and respect Shemp.

As to the dead part...

corpses have a certain appeal.

11-07-2005	#1
Evil Chris Looking Job #6 for the Year Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,786	Some will bash me, and others will get richer By the release of www.miltontwins.com Yes, they are identical. Yes, they perform hardcore. No, there isn't any incest involved. This is just some advance notice for my friends at Oprano. __________________ *I will talk shit about you if I think you wont find out.*

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Timon Hospitality Supervisor Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,338	Re: Some will bash me, and others will get richer Twins are hot! When can I join?

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Timon Hospitality Supervisor Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,338	Re: Some will bash me, and others will get richer No seriously, I gotta see that shit! How do I join???

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Timon Hospitality Supervisor Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,338	Re: Some will bash me, and others will get richer You might be a bleeding heart whiney ass tree hugging liberal but that's the coolest niche I've seen in a loooong time!

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voodooman Members Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,695	Re: Some will bash me, and others will get richer You said there isn't any incest, but have you seen the tour??? I think its great and the girls are cute.

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MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Some will bash me, and others will get richer I grew up with a set of twins. Knew them since kindergarten. To me, they didn't look remotely alike, but I ran into so many other people that couldn't tell them apart.

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Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Re: Some will bash me, and others will get richer The site looks great Chris. It should do real well for you. __________________

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