A bit of Canadian humour!

Funbrunette · 11-01-2005

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket,
and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that
department told him that they sold only whole heads of lettuce. The
customer was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some
stupid jerk wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his
sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added,
"....and this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half. The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you handled that situation earlier. We like people here who can think on their feet. Where are you from son?" "Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada?' the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."

"No kidding??" replied the boy... "Who'd she play for?"

justb · 11-01-2005

that's a sharp kid lol

Newton · 11-01-2005

ahahahahaha wonderful

LadyMischief · 11-01-2005

Hahahah that's great!

Dravyk · 11-01-2005

Very cute one.

Red · 11-01-2005

hahahaha. Cute one.

MorganGrayson · 11-01-2005

Thanks, FB! That was funny!

Zeina-Heart · 11-02-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket,
and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that
department told him that they sold only whole heads of lettuce. The
customer was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some
stupid jerk wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his
sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added,
"....and this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half. The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you handled that situation earlier. We like people here who can think on their feet. Where are you from son?" "Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada?' the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."

"No kidding??" replied the boy... "Who'd she play for?"

was good i liked it heres an other canadien joke not mine i heard once on tv

canadiens arent as religious as americains "thank god!" we believe in jesus and stuff.. but we're just a little skeptical, like we believe 100% he walked on water and all.. we just dont think its much of a miracle we just think it was
winter..

its pretty crappy but i laughed my ass off that day..

voodooman · 11-02-2005

That was great FB!!!

Dale_Ryan · 11-02-2005

One witty response. LOL

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Funbrunette Tossing Chairs and Blacking Out. Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 335	A bit of Canadian humour! A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they sold only whole heads of lettuce. The customer was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some stupid jerk wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "....and this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half. The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you handled that situation earlier. We like people here who can think on their feet. Where are you from son?" "Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada?' the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada." "No kidding??" replied the boy... "Who'd she play for?" __________________ stephanie@interclimax.com Sales and Marketing Manager ICQ:155713409 Skype/funbrunette Premium Adult Content Provider!

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