Alright, Who Wants to Piss? - Page 2

Dravyk · 10-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Inabon

well going to drink some beer this got boring.

Beer *burp* Fuck *burp*

Have another. *burp*

jajajajaja

Evil Chris · 10-26-2005

you girls have bored us all to sleep

Dravyk · 10-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

you girls have bored us all to sleep

It's all Canada's fucking fault! .

Go take a dog sled to a beaver hunt, ay?

PornoDoggy · 10-27-2005

If this is old school pissing ....

I'm sure glad I cut class.

venturi · 10-27-2005

One might infer upon reading this thread that the challenger herein lacks the cranial capacity necessary to piss, thus the lack of combatants and the ensuing of carpet soiling thereafter...

Dale_Ryan · 10-27-2005

What's the prize again?

domtheboy · 10-27-2005

Where's the goddamn piss bitches ? Less piss in here than there is blood left in George Best's abdomen.

MorganGrayson · 10-27-2005

My total "who gives a fuck - not me!" attitude toward pissing makes it impossible for me to play. That and a lack of subject matter over which I would get even remotely emotionally involved.

Unless I find that total soulless bastard that put tomatoes in clam chowder.

PornoDoggy · 10-27-2005

Manhattan rules - New England sucks.

MorganGrayson · 10-27-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Manhattan rules - New England sucks.

Aha!!

Your tastebuds must be in your ass, you citified, smog-eater! You wouldn't know a decent bowl of chowder if you were drowning in it...which is a mental image I will cherish...you grabbing for potato chunks while errant and obscene slippery tomato pieces drag you under...

Wow. When imagery develops a life of its own....

Dravyk · 10-27-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Your tastebuds must be in your ass, you citified, smog-eater! You wouldn't know a decent bowl of chowder if you were drowning in it...which is a mental image I will cherish...you grabbing for potato chunks while errant and obscene slippery tomato pieces drag you under...

See? Even Morgan can piss better than those panty-waists from yesterday!

MorganGrayson · 10-27-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

See? Even Morgan can piss better than those panty-waists from yesterday!

And exactly what in the absolute HELL does "even Morgan" imply, you Philly-weenie, block-my-team's-kick-and-run-it-back-for-a-touchdown bestial necrophiliac?!?!?!?!?

Dravyk · 10-27-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

And exactly what in the absolute HELL does "even Morgan" imply, you Philly-weenie, block-my-team's-kick-and-run-it-back-for-a-touchdown bestial necrophiliac?!?!?!?!?

Now listen here you Southern California alpha-sprout eating guacamole-mushing Terminator-governering fault-line straddling loony toon ....

MorganGrayson · 10-27-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Now listen here you Southern California alpha-sprout eating guacamole-mushing Terminator-governering fault-line straddling loony toon ....

That was really good!

Don't you dare take a tone with me, you East coast, unable-to-put-a-predicate-on-a-sentence-when-you're-one-of-the-very-few-around-here-who-know-what-a-predicate-even-IS cheese-steak wearing, beer slurping little weasel!

Trev · 10-27-2005

Oh great, now we've got two word nutters going for it....

MorganGrayson · 10-27-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

Oh great, now we've got two word nutters going for it....

Watch it or you'll have both AMERICAN word nutters jumping all over your pikey ass!

heheheh
Fresh meat!!

Trev · 10-27-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Watch it or you'll have both AMERICAN word nutters jumping all over your pikey ass!

heheheh
Fresh meat!!

You ever seen this guy before?

Dravyk · 10-27-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

Oh great, now we've got two word nutters going for it....

Always room for a third nutter.

Then again, naw ... You suck too badly at this and no one on this side of the ocean knows what the fuck you're saying half the time anyway.

Dravyk · 10-27-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

You ever seen this guy before?

Your first lay?

Dravyk · 10-27-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Don't you dare take a tone with me, you East coast, unable-to-put-a-predicate-on-a-sentence-when-you're-one-of-the-very-few-around-here-who-know-what-a-predicate-even-IS cheese-steak wearing, beer slurping little weasel!

Oh you expect me to come back from the floor after that awesome predicate jab?

Fine ...

You split infinitives!!

Trev · 10-27-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Always room for a third nutter.

Then again, naw ... You suck too badly at this and no one on this side of the ocean knows what the fuck you're saying half the time anyway.

Ah, I never took the language barrier in to account. Maybe this will register then:

Fuck you Drav

Dravyk · 10-27-2005

ROTFL!

In the rules of piss, that means you surrender. About time!

Dravyk · 10-27-2005

Mike Fold's looking at this thread, shaking his head, going, damn this sure ain't YNOT in '97.

I agree, Mike. I agree!

Trev · 10-27-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

ROTFL!

In the rules of piss, that means you surrender. About time!

Ahhh, you're talking about the 'old' rules of piss, where the then combatants didn't use my level of posting. Now I'm with you, shit those where boring to watch....

Now I'll bow down to you as the master of 5+ years ago, plus I use far too many swear words and I want to browse about before heading off up to my beautiful wife.

PornoDoggy · 10-27-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Aha!!

Your tastebuds must be in your ass, you citified, smog-eater! You wouldn't know a decent bowl of chowder if you were drowning in it...which is a mental image I will cherish...you grabbing for potato chunks while errant and obscene slippery tomato pieces drag you under...

Wow. When imagery develops a life of its own....

Now lookie here ... just because you prefer your soup to look like that other substance you can't get enough of of is no reason to degrade REAL clam chowder. Just because you can't find willing donors of the real stuff is no reason to get all uppity. Take a Mydol and relax; you know that a woman of your age shouldn't subject yourself to this sort of stress.

> If anyone is looking for me, I will be hiding in my bunker <

MorganGrayson · 10-27-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Oh you expect me to come back from the floor after that awesome predicate jab?

Fine ...

You split infinitives!!

Ouch. THAT punch landed and is going to leave a mark.

(10 points to the Trekkie who can name what I consider the world's most famous split infinitive...which means "10 points to the one who can type faster than Dravyk"...move your fingers, Trekkies!)

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Now lookie here ... just because you prefer your soup to look like that other substance you can't get enough of of is no reason to degrade REAL clam chowder. Just because you can't find willing donors of the real stuff is no reason to get all uppity. Take a Mydol and relax; you know that a woman of your age shouldn't subject yourself to this sort of stress.

> If anyone is looking for me, I will be hiding in my bunker <

Come out of the bunker, kiddo, and give me a big, wet kiss, right on the mouth. (With or without tongue, your choice.) That was one fine pissy comeback and I'm giving you 20 points for it. I actually had to read it *twice* to catch it all. Props to you, PD!

Yes, yes, I know...when one is grading the pisses gushing back at one and handing out A+ marks, one has probably missed the original point of pissing, but hey, you piss your way, I'll piss mine.

PornoDoggy · 10-27-2005

Why, thank you, m'lady.

LadyMischief · 10-27-2005

I'm sensing some serious sexual tension in this thread. Would there be an orgy in order?

PornoDoggy · 10-27-2005

No mooses.

LadyMischief · 10-27-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

No mooses.

Well what fun is there if there's no moose action around? A bunch of old crotchets going at it! (ducks)

sarettah · 10-28-2005

PornoDoggy · 10-28-2005

Is it any wonder that the gayometer is tacking off the charts the minute sarettah appears in the thread?

sarettah · 10-28-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Is it any wonder that the gayometer is tacking off the charts the minute sarettah appears in the thread?

MorganGrayson · 10-28-2005

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

Well what fun is there if there's no moose action around? A bunch of old crotchets going at it! (ducks)

Lady, I believe there was a day a few months back when for about 12 minutes an orgy *wasn't* in order. Luckily, medical reinforcements were called in and we were all yanked back from the brink of death in time. We sent the CDC a lovely fruit basket in thanks for their prompt response.

Newton · 10-28-2005

Jesus I go away for two days ..

Trev · 10-28-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

Jesus I go away for two days ..

And a pile of shite thread like this pops up... I think we stop dravyk from being able to start threads.

MorganGrayson · 10-28-2005

Oh, piffle on the two of you!

nlphoto · 10-28-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Oh, piffle on the two of you!

I havin trouble deciding if that smilie is a raspberry or a spastic lesbian...

LadyMischief · 10-28-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Lady, I believe there was a day a few months back when for about 12 minutes an orgy *wasn't* in order. Luckily, medical reinforcements were called in and we were all yanked back from the brink of death in time. We sent the CDC a lovely fruit basket in thanks for their prompt response.

I think I would have been very upset. Glad to see you are more forgiving than I am!

MorganGrayson · 10-28-2005

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Originally Posted by nlphoto

I havin trouble deciding if that smilie is a raspberry or a spastic lesbian...

Which raises the question...why didn't it cause "running up and down the underside of my cock" to come to mind?

Dravyk · 10-28-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

And a pile of shite thread like this pops up... I think we stop dravyk from being able to start threads.

Only if we stop Newton from replying to any!

Queen Bitch · 10-29-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Damned neophyte limp-wristed wannabes!!! I need a real challenge.

Who wants a real piss?

Come on! Put on the gloves and step into the ring!!

None of you pansy pissing welter-weights either! I've had enough target practice today.

Bring it on! I'm ready to rumble!

Damned Nick and his whiney "Leave Dravyk alone" shit.

sarettah · 10-29-2005

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Originally Posted by Queen Bitch

Damned Nick and his whiney "Leave Dravyk alone" shit.

He hit you up with that stuff too ?

I'm starting to think that they must be a pair of

HOMOS

Dravyk · 10-29-2005

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Originally Posted by Queen Bitch

Damned Nick and his whiney "Leave Dravyk alone" shit.

Funny, I got the leave Heather alone message.

Dravyk · 10-29-2005

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Originally Posted by sarettah

He hit you up with that stuff too ?

I'm starting to think that they must be a pair of

HOMOS

Jealous!

Red · 10-30-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Ouch. THAT punch landed and is going to leave a mark.

(10 points to the Trekkie who can name what I consider the world's most famous split infinitive...which means "10 points to the one who can type faster than Dravyk"...move your fingers, Trekkies!)

Come out of the bunker, kiddo, and give me a big, wet kiss, right on the mouth. (With or without tongue, your choice.) That was one fine pissy comeback and I'm giving you 20 points for it. I actually had to read it *twice* to catch it all. Props to you, PD!

Yes, yes, I know...when one is grading the pisses gushing back at one and handing out A+ marks, one has probably missed the original point of pissing, but hey, you piss your way, I'll piss mine.

Yes it was a good comeback, but how could you give him 20 points when he spelled Midol incorrectly? You're slacking Morgan.

Red · 10-30-2005

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(10 points to the Trekkie who can name what I consider the world's most famous split infinitive...which means "10 points to the one who can type faster than Dravyk"...move your fingers, Trekkies!)

I can't believe no gave you the answer to this.
Give me the 10 points to boldly go where no one has gone before.

Newton · 10-30-2005

If its "To boldly go where no man has gone before" it wouldnt be Sulu

If its "To boldly go where no one has gone before" that would be ... nah too easy lol

Red · 10-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

If its "To boldly go where no man has gone before" it wouldnt be Sulu

If its "To boldly go where no one has gone before" that would be ... nah too easy lol

LOL.

Actually whether it was from the original series or Next Generation, both statements are split infinitives. The infinitive is to go and it is split by the adverb boldly.

Dravyk · 10-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

Yes it was a good comeback, but how could you give him 20 points when he spelled Midol incorrectly? You're slacking Morgan.

Ok wait. I never used the word "Midol".

I'm a guy. I would say "Advil" first. Ibuprophen second. Midol is something a woman would think to say first. I'm serious!

So who said Midol, where?

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