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Old 10-18-2005   #1
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Old 10-18-2005   #2
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I'm hoping they come out with this style



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Sare, ok, you mugged the dog and got the cap; cool.

... er, that still doesn't explain why're sucking on its' nipple.
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Sare, ok, you mugged the dog and got the cap; cool.

... er, that still doesn't explain why're sucking on its' nipple.
He may have taken the hat but he still knows his place in the matriarchal system.
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OMG!!!! Is that hair on the floor next to Mr. Doggie? I thought my dog was bad, but that's crazy!
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Some owners take their dogs to groomers, some like to trim the hair with their teeth
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Perfect!!!



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Get your bestiality/mature links up now folks...it won't last long!!
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not sure whos furballs those are.
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That pic needs a "Best quote" contest
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"One would think that the sheep farmer had learned his lesson when he tried to blow up the last sheep, who's remains are still clearly visible in this photo. Apparently, his shear determination would get the better of him once again."
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OMG!!!! Is that hair on the floor next to Mr. Doggie? I thought my dog was bad, but that's crazy!
Thats just his rug!
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That pic needs a "Best quote" contest
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It appears to be happening in this thread, so post away folks winner gets a nice Oprano Mug or Oprano Cap and gets to choose which they require .. You have until 18:00 GMT Wednesday to make the "best caption" for this disgusting photo
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Aliens turn man's fiancee into a dog.

"We're still marrying in June" says beau. "She may be hairy but I still love her. Damned alien bastards!"
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Redneck mistakes super glue for chapstick. A tragic story of a man and his dog.
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Del, the cat in the avatar, requires frequent brushing. My husband ends up with "tribble" piles (Props to Dravyk!) after brushing him, too. I started out telling him that I want him to knit me a poodle. Now I'm up to Old English Sheepdog.
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PETA representatives were outraged at this photographic evidence of the cruelty associated with animal testing, as a lab assistant checks the effectiveness of 7-day deodorants on a defenseless animal ...
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In other news, Oprano Studios has announced that the upcoming feature "Revenge of the Mailman" will be released direct to DVD..."
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White????

That would be Ryan's!
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Congratulations NickPapageorgio You have won a lush Oprano Cap .. Please pm your shipping details to MorganGrayson who will get one in the post for you
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Congrats, NickP! (but I'd demand a regular hat, not the ones for lushes)
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Congratulations NickPapageorgio You have won a lush Oprano Cap .. Please pm your shipping details to MorganGrayson who will get one in the post for you
haha nice nice. Thanks Oprano...PMing my details now.

(By giving my mailing address, I am not granting the right to send me mail offers!! I do not need any fake rolexes or cookbooks!!! lmao..)
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Congrats, NickP! (but I'd demand a regular hat, not the ones for lushes)
Nah...I'll take the lush one. (It'll match my new avatar )
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