A little halloween news

ReighlynnRaine · 10-15-2005

CALGARY SUN, October 8th, 2005
Best comeback line

police arrested Ward Branham, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Lethbridge, Alberta, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m on Friday.
Ward will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Calgary courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around there for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone
interview.

Ward went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and
proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Ward apparently failed to notice a police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until female officer Brin Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Ward) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when She approached Ward.
"I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize
that you are screwing a pumpkin?"

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,
."A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"

I nabbed this from a friend in Canada's LJ. I thought ya'll would get a giggle out of it.

Evil Chris · 10-15-2005

Oldie but a goodie...

ReighlynnRaine · 10-15-2005

It's just not the season without pumpkin fucking jokes.

helix · 10-15-2005

hehe it was cute....made me giggle

Red · 10-16-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReighlynnRaine

It's just not the season without pumpkin fucking jokes.

Now that's something you don't hear everyday.

MorganGrayson · 10-16-2005

That has always been one of my absolutel favorite "please let this really have happened!" stories. The comeback line is priceless.

Osiris · 10-17-2005

Hahaha!!

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 10-17-2005

hehehehehee, hilarious!

10-15-2005	#1
ReighlynnRaine Punk Rock Porn Queen Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: California Posts: 548	A little halloween news CALGARY SUN, October 8th, 2005 Best comeback line police arrested Ward Branham, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Lethbridge, Alberta, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m on Friday. Ward will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Calgary courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around there for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Ward went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Ward apparently failed to notice a police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until female officer Brin Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Ward) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when She approached Ward. "I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?" He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, ."A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?" I nabbed this from a friend in Canada's LJ. I thought ya'll would get a giggle out of it. __________________ Pretend I said something interesting and quote me. - ME

10-15-2005	#2
Evil Chris Looking Job #6 for the Year Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,786	Re: A little halloween news Oldie but a goodie... __________________ *I will talk shit about you if I think you wont find out.*

10-15-2005	#3
ReighlynnRaine Punk Rock Porn Queen Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: California Posts: 548	Re: A little halloween news It's just not the season without pumpkin fucking jokes. __________________ Pretend I said something interesting and quote me. - ME

10-15-2005	#4
helix Jebus loves me Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: 40 Oz to Freedom Posts: 857	Re: A little halloween news hehe it was cute....made me giggle __________________ Sigless

10-16-2005	#6
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: A little halloween news That has always been one of my absolutel favorite "please let this really have happened!" stories. The comeback line is priceless.

10-17-2005	#7
Osiris Future BROmaster Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 288	Re: A little halloween news Hahaha!! __________________ )O( Osiris-37967434 He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

10-17-2005	#8
Stacey_JoinRightNow On InterPol's Wanted List Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 118	Re: A little halloween news hehehehehee, hilarious!