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Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2004
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This is from the encyclopedia of unusual sexual practices. (yes, there is such a thing)
Sitophilia (sito: food; philia: attachment to) refers to those who use food for sexual purposes. One gastronomic game is used in bondage scenes. The male partner is first immobilized, a paper plate is cut so that a 2" diameter hole is Made off-center. The plate is held over the male genitals and these are pulled through so that the genitals now look as though they are being served on a platter. Luke warm spaghetti and meatballs are served onto the plate and, with fork in hand, a helpless male is told he is about to be fed his own balls. It doesn't matter who eats the meatballs but each strand of spaghetti is sensuously wrapped around the penis and sucked through the lips before being eaten. |
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Cunty
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Yet another reason to dislike pasta
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My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Vancouver Island
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OMG! I LOVE Pasta, and it looks like it just got better!!! LOL
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Easy Like Sunday Morning
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Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly
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Is that red sauce or white sauce then?
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Banned
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Vancouver Canada
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I had that done to me once........
but it looked so good I ate it myself.
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Tossing Chairs and Blacking Out.
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Montreal, Canada
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tampa
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I think this could be fun.....
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Metro Atlanta
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I just called my wife to ask her what's for dinner tonight?
When I made this suggestion she asked if I'd like her to make it with sausage? I wonder what she's got in mind?
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Cramming 3 people in a Room to Attend Show
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Don't worry, honey ... the yellow stuff is cheese.
Really.
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Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore
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I'm impressed with whomever needs the 2 inch diameter hole cut in the middle of the plate
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Qualified to teach "cunty"
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Antonio del Mar, Mexico this month
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Now that's one I missed in the years of Heather's Honeys.
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Still Waiting Tables...
Join Date: Oct 2005
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nice one.. lolzz
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Prostate Examiner
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: good 'ole USA
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needs a bottle of Chianti!
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Members
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Sunshine State
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Anyone want any Basil?
I have tons of it and it will all go to waste now as I have no interest in making Pesto for my pasta after reading that. Thanks for ruining one of food's best guilty pleasures.
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Don't give up your homemade pesto for *anything*!!!! You could make an Ensalada Caprezie (sp) which is like heroin on a plate for me. I had that for the first time at one of those usually horrific "awards dinners." *chuckle* My husband and I sat at a table with "marketing people." The bimbo sitting next to me said "what do you do?" I replied "I'm a writer." I watched her attempt to process that...it took time...and in the end resulted in some kind of mental "error message." Without so much as a word, she turned away from me and began speaking to someone else. My jaw dropped. My husband laughed and whispered "she's in marketing. You can't help her with sales, so you don't exist." Ah. To this day, I wish I'd responded "serial killer."
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