Anus Bleaching becoming all the rage

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Trev

Tell me you've never done this when the UPS guy is at the door and you just plain forgot..

Actually there was this one time when I was expecting a buddy of mine to come by and I was out chopping something in the kitchen with my big ol' butcher clever when the doorbell rang ... and so I figured I'd fun, took it to the door, swung it open, got all bug-eyes, knife raised in my hand, boomed out a loud baratone and angry "Yeah? What the hell you want?"

... Wasn't my buddy at the door. I scared the living shit out of a UPS guy instead!





.... Let's say he's very lucky the UPS uniform is brown.