Morgan's UNofficial (like hell) new posting rule!

MorganGrayson · 09-20-2005

Dravyk's balls may NOT be mentioned in any thread unless it is first verified - by looking down at the main list of forums to see who's online - that he is ONLINE and can smack back.

Geesh, never has *one* set of testicles been subjected to such abuse.

PornoDoggy · 09-20-2005

No.

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Geesh, never has *one* set of testicles been subjected to such abuse.

ummm..well..ummm...

oh nevermind!!! ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

MorganGrayson · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

ummm..well..ummm...

oh nevermind!!! ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Welcome to the "TMI Zone"!!! This is something I most certainly DO NOT want to hear about!!!

PornoDoggy...well, I tried.

Red · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Welcome to the "TMI Zone"!!! This is something I most certainly DO NOT want to hear about!!!

You're no fun sometimes, yanno that?
Did you ever think that some of us love to hear the daily trials and tribulations of Dravyk's balls? Didja huh?

Don't you worry Dravyk, your balls are safe in my hands.

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

Don't you worry Dravyk, your balls are safe in my hands.

Ok...that did it...

you all sicken me.

I'll see you all in the am.

MorganGrayson · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

You're no fun sometimes, yanno that?
Did you ever think that some of us love to hear the daily trials and tribulations of Dravyk's balls? Didja huh?

Don't you worry Dravyk, your balls are safe in my hands.

Yes, I quite often am absolutely no fun.

However, it was the story of *Nick's* balls that I didn't want to hear about!!

I'm certain Dravyk will be glad that his balls are safe in your hands.

sarettah · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I'm certain Dravyk will be glad that his balls are safe in your hands.

Wow, Dravyk's gonna be glad you found his balls. He's been looking for them for a long time.......

(You know I had to, don't you Harry ? )

Red · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Yes, I quite often am absolutely no fun.

However, it was the story of *Nick's* balls that I didn't want to hear about!!

I'm certain Dravyk will be glad that his balls are safe in your hands.

Well no one wants to hear the story of Nick's balls.

I hope Dravyk is glad about the safety of his balls. After all, I did tell him that we would become the best of friends. Can you think of a better way to start than scrotum safety?

MorganGrayson · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

Well no one wants to hear the story of Nick's balls.

I hope Dravyk is glad about the safety of his balls. After all, I did tell him that we would become the best of friends. Can you think of a better way to start than scrotum safety?

I think scrotum safety is indeed a fine way to become friends.

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

Revenge List:

1. Sarettah - He's old and confused, and easiest to kill.

2. Joesho - For starting this in the first place.

3. Anthony - Because he's so gay.

4. Nickatilynx - Because he's always behind these things, the damned pikey

More to come.

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Revenge List:

1. Sarettah - He's old and confused, and easiest to kill.

SWEET!!!!

Newton · 09-20-2005

Dravyk has a shitlist?

Vick · 09-20-2005

I am such an idiot
After all these years it finally dawns on me what Dravyk's real name is

Harry Balls

Obviously I'm joking
It must be Harold Balls

(often overheard at the parties in Dravyk's boxer shorts)
Paging Mr. Balls,
Mr. Harry Balls your party of 2 is waiting to be seated

(insert asshole and dick jokes here)

ThrobX · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

Dravyk has a shitlist?

He's just pissed off because he has more hair on his balls than on his head...

And his balls are shaved!

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by ThrobX

He's just pissed off because he has more hair on his balls than on his head...

And his balls are shaved!

5. ThrobX - Who forgets I know his secret.

PornoDoggy · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by ThrobX

He's just pissed off because he has more hair on his balls than on his head...

And his balls are shaved!

XXXPhoto · 09-21-2005

Dravyk's ball handling is unmatched in the webmaster world... He might be follicly challenged elsewhere, but that doesn't matter when folks shout, "Lookit that Harry palm!"

Dravyk · 09-21-2005

Vick · 09-21-2005

Harry's taken his hairy ball(s) and went home

Should we start a webmaster donation drive so Harry can get his hairy balls waxed?

Please won't you give just a little so Harry's balls won't be so hairy

XxXotic · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Vick

Harry's taken his hairy ball(s) and went home

Should we start a webmaster donation drive so Harry can get his hairy balls waxed?

Please won't you give just a little so Harry's balls won't be so hairy

I'm gonna have to ask that you never use the words "balls" and "wax" in the same sentence ever again. thanks

ThrobX · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

5. ThrobX - Who forgets I know his secret.

If I let everyone in on my secret, it nullifies #5 for you, then, wouldn't it? OK, here it is, just one word...

Plastics.

ThrobX · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Vick

Should we start a webmaster donation drive so Harry can get his hairy balls waxed?

Wha, he ran out of cash after they waxed his head?

Trev · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by ThrobX

Wha, he ran out of cash after they waxed his head?

hahahahahahahahaha

OldJeff · 09-21-2005

Drav has Testicle's ?

Dravyk · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by OldJeff

Drav has Testicle's ?

Ok, I expect the above from the children around here, but ...

Et tu, Jeff?

Vick · 09-21-2005

Looks like it's turned into a Dravyk Roast

Just remember this is what can happen if you don't shave your balls

Do You See Any Shaved Balls Here??

Vick · 09-21-2005

Sorry I think I broke the board during a Dravyk roast

Either that or this image I tried to post as a warning to not shaving your balls
http://www.big-cocks-porn.net/thumbs...ertales/15.jpg
Do You See Any Shaved Balls There??

Trev · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Vick

Sorry I think I broke the board during a Dravyk roast

Either that or this image I tried to post as a warning to not shaving your balls
http://www.big-cocks-porn.net/thumbs...ertales/15.jpg
Do You See Any Shaved Balls There??

Nothing showing there, me thinks they've got .htaccess in place.

Carrie · 09-21-2005

Well hmph on them.

Trev · 09-21-2005

Vick,

I've had to edit, your post containing the pic, it is the only thread on Oprano that keeps fucking with my machine(IE sucks, I know Newton).

Sorry.

Newton · 09-21-2005

Bless you Trev, you know Linux is next dont ya lol

Trev · 09-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

Bless you Trev, you know Linux is next dont ya lol

Only in the after life

but only then it's going to be a maybe, I want to try G.O.D 2.01 out first.

Vick · 09-21-2005

he he he

Sorry

I is the product tester, when I was a kid I could break about anything.
Now I am the most mechanically inept person you'll ever see

What I really liked was taking an unbreakable toy and beating on it with an indestructible object or something like that

MorganGrayson · 09-22-2005

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Originally Posted by Vick

he he he

Sorry

I is the product tester, when I was a kid I could break about anything.
Now I am the most mechanically inept person you'll ever see

What I really liked was taking an unbreakable toy and beating on it with an indestructible object or something like that

It's a shame you didn't meet me when I was young enough to reproduce. We could have created little beings that merely needed to be in the vicinity of something to cause it to grind to a hault.

We could have taken over the world.

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