Mummy, I want to be a porn star.

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Oh, that is the absolute BEST!!!!!!

One of my mother's favorite curses when I was a kid was "may you grow up to have six children and may they all be *just like YOU*!!!"

I used to phone her when the kids were driving me crazy...and then have to pay long distance charges to listen to my mother laugh her ass off. I had absolutely no idea my mom had such a vengeful streak.

I understand now.

She wished 6 on you? Mine only wished one. She would say it over and over...Just one...Just one...that is just like you.

I have found out though, it has a cumulative effect. The the more times the mother's curse is inflicted during your youth, the worse your child is. And it doesn't have to be your own children. I raised the step daughter from Hell for 16 years and she was worse than I ever imagined being.