Board Newbie

selena · 09-13-2005

Hi there

I wanted to drop by and introduce myself. However, JaYMan told me to be very careful here, because you all would eat me.

So I'm proceeding with caution.

I've been in adult about 1 1/2 years. I was fortunate enough to be given the opportunity to be hired as Affiliate Manager for JaYMan Cash.

So if any of you are affiliates and need anything, please let me know.

I look forward to getting to know everyone better.

MorganGrayson · 09-13-2005

Hi, selena!

Welcome!! Congrats again on the football pool!! We can *always* use more football fans around here!!

I'm almost certain that one or two of the gentlemen will cease to be gentlemen at some point and volunteer to "eat you," but it will be said with a smile.

We'd love to get to know you better, too.

Please tell JaYMan that I said "hello." I haven't spoken to him in years. (I was out of the biz for a while.) He knew me when I was a confused newbie! Now I'm just...confused.

Red · 09-13-2005

Hi Selena. Welcome to Oprano.

Tell Jayman to stop scaring you. Some of us may eat you, but only in the best possible way.

And tell Jayman that Red said to get his ass over here once in a while.

Trev · 09-13-2005

Welcome to Oprano Selena.

Jayman's talking about the "old" Oprano, not the "new" Oprano.

selena · 09-13-2005

Oh, well, if it's getting eaten in a good way, then who am I to complain?

I'll be sure to pass the messages along to JaYMan, ladies.

And definetly a football fan here, Morgan. Cowboys are my team.

Thanks for the welcomes.

TheEnforcer · 09-13-2005

You were doing so good until you mentioned you are a Cowboys fan!! ;>)) That deserves ridicule! You should talk with Steady as he's also a devout, as well as misguided, Cowboys fan as well.

Welcome to Oprano. :>))

CDSmith · 09-13-2005

A Cowboys fan AND you won the week 1 prize in the football pool?

This is sacrilege!!

Ah it's okay, I'm one of them damned 49'ers fans meself.

Newton · 09-13-2005

Welcome to Oprano Selena, a pleasure to have you on board

pushpills · 09-13-2005

Hi.

MorganGrayson · 09-13-2005

C'mon, guys...the Cowboys beat my Chargers on Sunday and I was nice enough to keep my mouth shut about it!

Don't take any stuff off 'em, selena!

XxXotic · 09-13-2005

welcome chickie

domtheboy · 09-13-2005

Hey selena, good to see you over here

sarettah · 09-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena

you all would eat me.

That depends on what you look like.......

Show us some pootang and we will let you know if you're edible

Welcome to the mix

CDSmith · 09-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

C'mon, guys...the Cowboys beat my Chargers on Sunday and I was nice enough to keep my mouth shut about it!

Don't take any stuff off 'em, selena!

I picked the Chargers in that game, largely because they had a strong year last year.

I'm still stinging from that loss.

But giving a cowboys fan a hard time is something instinctual.

sarettah · 09-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I'm almost certain that one or two of the gentlemen will cease to be gentlemen at some point and volunteer to "eat you," but it will be said with a smile.

When we I learn to read the thread before posting ??????????

Trev · 09-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

When we I learn to read the thread before posting ??????????

When will you learn to proof read before posting

domtheboy · 09-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev

When will you learn to proof read before posting

Bet you were super-careful not to make any typo's when you posted that

Inabon · 09-13-2005

i love your name its my wife´s name to

Nickatilynx · 09-13-2005

My old board whore now has a board whore!!!!

WTF!!!!!

LOL

Welcome to Oprano and my best to your hairy boss

;-))

Trev · 09-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by domtheboy

Bet you were super-careful not to make any typo's when you posted that

You'll never know how long I sat looking at it.

Trev · 09-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

My old board whore now has a board whore!!!!

WTF!!!!!

LOL

Welcome to Oprano and my best to your hairy boss

;-))

Ahh, they grow up so fast.

Sin · 09-13-2005

Welcome to Oprano

selena · 09-14-2005

~lol~

I'm gonna group reply instead of making a bunch of individual posts. Tidier that way.

Thank you, Sin. I like getting around and meeting new people.

Yep, Nickatilynx, the board whore has spawned another board whore.

I'll pass those wishes along to him.

Inabon, thanks. It's my real name. I was named after some character in a tv show called "Peyton Place". Which means I'm old as dirt.

Sarettah, trust me, with the kind of pootang we look at all day, I'd come in lookin' less than tasty. I know when I'm bested.

Hey there, domtheboy.

I was reading in another forum here about a tutorial or something of that nature. It sounded interesting. I didn't get far enough to see what you were actually doing, I just read through the arrangement posts yesterday before I had to go out of the house.

XxXotic...hiya, Phillies Man.

MorganGrayson, I will try hard to hold my own. (pun intended) I was a bartender off and on for years, so I am decent at slinging shit. But I like it when the board girls watch out for each other.

Hello, pushpills...a pleasure to meet you.

Thanks, Newton. I love your avatar. Just thinking about that movie makes me smile.

CDSmith you are a 9ers fan? Oh my. Though I will have to say they looked less than shabby on Sunday. I'm used to the Cowboys insults. I'm one of 3 fans that I know of in my whole town.

TheEnforcer...oh, there is another 'Boys fan here? Outstanding! I'm used to being in the minority. I shall have to try to meet him and team up with him and see if we can't get a Cowboys skin for the board or something.

Thanks for the welcome, Trev. And he must have been, because you all seem real welcoming.

Red, I passed along the greetings to JaYMan from you and MorganGrayson.

~flexs fingers~
I think I got everybody. If not, mark it down to senility on my part, not me trying to overlook you.

jaYMan · 09-14-2005

Not a single link in this thread...

let me do it

http://jaymancash.com

Do you guys really miss me???? honestly???

Nickatilynx · 09-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaYMan

Not a single link in this thread...

let me do it

http://jaymancash.com

Do you guys really miss me???? honestly???

Yeah I need a fucking coffee!!!

;-))

MorganGrayson · 09-14-2005

selena...the females on this board definitely look out for each other.

(Later, we shall have a tutorial on offense terms for male genitalia!)

sarettah...oh, scrumptious...you'll be forgiven, I'm sure. Selena seems like a wonderful person and I'm sure she'll forgive your blatant sexual remarks. Of course, if she wants to slap the crap out of you, I'll hold you for her!

jaYMan...of course we missed you! I remember some phone calls vividly.

myjah · 09-14-2005

Welcome to the board! I'm new here myself and so far I'm enjoying it.

Dravyk · 09-15-2005

Even though you're a Cowboys fan (boooo!) you're welcomed here, Selena!

Btw, Philadelphia Eagles rule!!

"Don't let your sons grow up to be Cowboys ..."

sarettah · 09-15-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Selena seems like a wonderful person and I'm sure she'll forgive your blatant sexual remarks. Of course, if she wants to slap the crap out of you, I'll hold you for her!

Huh... What blatantly sexist remarks ? Nothing sexist about it, if it was a guy wanting to be eaten we'd have to see if he edible too, now wouldn't we.........

Nothing sexist about it, it's a traditional Oprano welcome....

.

sarettah · 09-15-2005

In regard to other remarks in this thread:

CHIEFS !!!!

liqqwid · 09-15-2005

Hey Selena welcome to oprano

helix · 09-15-2005

Hi Selena, welcome !

Anthony · 09-15-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Yeah I need a fucking coffee!!!

;-))

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

09-13-2005	#1
selena plankton in the sea of porn Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: On The Edge Posts: 509	Board Newbie Hi there I wanted to drop by and introduce myself. However, JaYMan told me to be very careful here, because you all would eat me. So I'm proceeding with caution. I've been in adult about 1 1/2 years. I was fortunate enough to be given the opportunity to be hired as Affiliate Manager for JaYMan Cash. So if any of you are affiliates and need anything, please let me know. I look forward to getting to know everyone better. __________________ Affiliate Manager JaYMan Cash That One Program ICQ 273551440

09-13-2005	#2
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Board Newbie Hi, selena! Welcome!! Congrats again on the football pool!! We can always use more football fans around here!! I'm almost certain that one or two of the gentlemen will cease to be gentlemen at some point and volunteer to "eat you," but it will be said with a smile. We'd love to get to know you better, too. Please tell JaYMan that I said "hello." I haven't spoken to him in years. (I was out of the biz for a while.) He knew me when I was a confused newbie! Now I'm just...confused.

09-13-2005	#3
Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Re: Board Newbie Hi Selena. Welcome to Oprano. Tell Jayman to stop scaring you. Some of us may eat you, but only in the best possible way. And tell Jayman that Red said to get his ass over here once in a while. __________________

09-13-2005	#4
Trev Cunty Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 10,150	Re: Board Newbie Welcome to Oprano Selena. Jayman's talking about the "old" Oprano, not the "new" Oprano. __________________ Sucks to be you.

09-13-2005	#5
selena plankton in the sea of porn Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: On The Edge Posts: 509	Re: Board Newbie Oh, well, if it's getting eaten in a good way, then who am I to complain? I'll be sure to pass the messages along to JaYMan, ladies. And definetly a football fan here, Morgan. Cowboys are my team. Thanks for the welcomes. __________________ Affiliate Manager JaYMan Cash That One Program ICQ 273551440

09-13-2005	#6
TheEnforcer Scored VIP to Anton's Piss Tank Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,781	Re: Board Newbie You were doing so good until you mentioned you are a Cowboys fan!! ;>)) That deserves ridicule! You should talk with Steady as he's also a devout, as well as misguided, Cowboys fan as well. Welcome to Oprano. :>))

09-13-2005	#7
CDSmith World's greatest thread killer Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 502	Re: Board Newbie A Cowboys fan AND you won the week 1 prize in the football pool? This is sacrilege!! Ah it's okay, I'm one of them damned 49'ers fans meself. __________________ *To BE a winner you need to JOIN a winner...* The PussyCash NFL Pool is now Live! << sign up now! ICQ me: 31024634 .... let's talk about getting you some PussyCash!

09-13-2005	#8
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09-13-2005	#9
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09-13-2005	#10
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Board Newbie C'mon, guys...the Cowboys beat my Chargers on Sunday and I was nice enough to keep my mouth shut about it! Don't take any stuff off 'em, selena!

09-13-2005	#11
XxXotic Cheese is the DEVIL! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Wit Yo baby's momma Posts: 291	Re: Board Newbie welcome chickie __________________ Please Donate to the Red Cross Katrina Crushed Louisiana Not Home Right Now, Please Leave A Message

09-13-2005	#12
domtheboy Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 612	Re: Board Newbie Hey selena, good to see you over here

09-13-2005	#18
Inabon One Miiiiiiiiilllllliiiiiiooooonnnnn Dollars Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Panamá Posts: 1,585	Re: Board Newbie i love your name its my wife´s name to

09-13-2005	#19
Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	Re: Board Newbie My old board whore now has a board whore!!!! WTF!!!!! LOL Welcome to Oprano and my best to your hairy boss ;-))

09-13-2005	#22
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09-14-2005	#23
selena plankton in the sea of porn Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: On The Edge Posts: 509	Re: Board Newbie ~lol~ I'm gonna group reply instead of making a bunch of individual posts. Tidier that way. Thank you, Sin. I like getting around and meeting new people. Yep, Nickatilynx, the board whore has spawned another board whore. I'll pass those wishes along to him. Inabon, thanks. It's my real name. I was named after some character in a tv show called "Peyton Place". Which means I'm old as dirt. Sarettah, trust me, with the kind of pootang we look at all day, I'd come in lookin' less than tasty. I know when I'm bested. Hey there, domtheboy. I was reading in another forum here about a tutorial or something of that nature. It sounded interesting. I didn't get far enough to see what you were actually doing, I just read through the arrangement posts yesterday before I had to go out of the house. XxXotic...hiya, Phillies Man. MorganGrayson, I will try hard to hold my own. (pun intended) I was a bartender off and on for years, so I am decent at slinging shit. But I like it when the board girls watch out for each other. Hello, pushpills...a pleasure to meet you. Thanks, Newton. I love your avatar. Just thinking about that movie makes me smile. CDSmith you are a 9ers fan? Oh my. Though I will have to say they looked less than shabby on Sunday. I'm used to the Cowboys insults. I'm one of 3 fans that I know of in my whole town. TheEnforcer...oh, there is another 'Boys fan here? Outstanding! I'm used to being in the minority. I shall have to try to meet him and team up with him and see if we can't get a Cowboys skin for the board or something. Thanks for the welcome, Trev. And he must have been, because you all seem real welcoming. Red, I passed along the greetings to JaYMan from you and MorganGrayson. ~flexs fingers~ I think I got everybody. If not, mark it down to senility on my part, not me trying to overlook you. __________________ Affiliate Manager JaYMan Cash That One Program ICQ 273551440

09-14-2005	#24
jaYMan Members Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Ohio, USA Posts: 78	Re: Board Newbie Not a single link in this thread... let me do it http://jaymancash.com Do you guys really miss me???? honestly??? __________________ peace&profit! jaYMan NetpondCash AFDollars RavenRiley's 50/50

09-14-2005	#26
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Board Newbie selena...the females on this board definitely look out for each other. (Later, we shall have a tutorial on offense terms for male genitalia!) sarettah...oh, scrumptious...you'll be forgiven, I'm sure. Selena seems like a wonderful person and I'm sure she'll forgive your blatant sexual remarks. Of course, if she wants to slap the crap out of you, I'll hold you for her! jaYMan...of course we missed you! I remember some phone calls vividly.

09-14-2005	#27
myjah Thinks Lars is a TOP NOTCH GUY Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 37	Re: Board Newbie Welcome to the board! I'm new here myself and so far I'm enjoying it. __________________ I am the AAC AFFILIATE REP. Contact me any time! ICQ:299322588 WE PAY VIA PAYPAL, EPASSPORTE, WIRE AND CHECK!

09-15-2005	#28
Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	Re: Board Newbie Even though you're a Cowboys fan (boooo!) you're welcomed here, Selena! Btw, Philadelphia Eagles rule!! "Don't let your sons grow up to be Cowboys ..." __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com

09-15-2005	#30
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09-15-2005	#31
liqqwid www.pornthread.com Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: world-wide Posts: 18	Re: Board Newbie Hey Selena welcome to oprano __________________

09-15-2005	#32
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