What's a girlfriend worth?

pushpills · 07-14-2005

I think I may have gotten off easy... but the number is aprox. 30-35grand (her share) for 1 and a half years. Been lookin at the amex.

.....I thought I got a refund once this kind of relationship was over!!!! My car collection is minus a vette, I shoulda just jerked off.

So a girlfriend to me is about 2 grand a month for her. What's yours? (bradshaw, your numbers are not needed, because I already know the percentage)

pushpills · 07-14-2005

I should at least get a tax deduction....no?

It's a business expense.....she took time away from my business...

Newton · 07-14-2005

You decided to take time away from your business, not your girlfriend, although you may have succumbed to her temptations with your eagerness to please her. You may be able to claim some back on entertaining lol

Inabon · 07-14-2005

still bitching about a girlfriend that took a vete!!!! fuck you should have been married.

get a hooker fuck her in the ear then go out get with 2 other girls and fuck them too (very hard)

then go to a normal place (not a bar, club or anything that has flashy bitches wearing little clothes) and find your self the one

but mind you once you find the one you will loose more than the corvette if you break up

Peaches · 07-14-2005

I'm worth about $1.56 - you should have stayed with me instead of trading me in for that young chick. :P

Red · 07-14-2005

Damn, I wish I could have gotten that much when I divorced the ex. He made sure all I left with were my clothes. Of course, he was from Sicily and connected so I suppose I should be happy I got out at all. Sicilian wives don't divorce, they disappear.

Lee · 07-14-2005

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Originally posted by Peaches@Jul 14 2005, 05:31 AM
I'm worth about $1.56 - you should have stayed with me instead of trading me in for that young chick. :P

If i pay you double will you do our house keeping too?

Bhelliom · 07-14-2005

My bitch Ex gf stole my TV....

Never date a redhead.... evil evil people... (except you Red. I'd make the exception)

edit: and now the new one wants my waterbed... fucking women... redheads and frenchies... no good

DrGuile · 07-14-2005

Car collection?

You need more than one (or two) cars to call it a collection...

wanker

gonzo · 07-14-2005

Steve Grogan.... be glad you didnt loose a lot more. I had to even go buy a bottle of mustard.

Steady · 07-14-2005

Lesson well learned...Time to move on.

Lady Marmelade · 07-14-2005

I think redheads and French women are hot. If anything combined together they make the perfect woman. Can't blame her for wanting your waterbed though Bhelliom, they are really cool!

Bhelliom · 07-14-2005

neither can I... I love it...

and they are hot... but combined they can be really really bitchy :P

Chloe is reading this as i post... so I should say that I really do like her so hopefully it won't come to her taking it :P

Bhelliom · 07-14-2005

Oh and welcome to the site

Lady Marmelade · 07-14-2005

I think the smartest thing to do would be to buy her one so she doesnt take yours...

Bhelliom · 07-14-2005

see? this is what I get for telling her the website I play on all the time...

now I have to go on her computer and block it

Lady marmalade = my gf that thinks she's cute :P

Vick · 07-14-2005

Did you factor in $50 to $100 per blowjob

?

Love is grand
Divorce is about 100 grand

edited to add - my ex got appx $40,000 in cash and a car at the time of our divorce
(I think of it as going to my son).
I think I got off easy

and going to the Serge school of wisdom,
all future payments are for my son ONLY!!!!

el pres · 07-14-2005

The one before this one cost me a house, but she deserved it putting up with me for 8 years..

This one is low maintenance and I love her even more because of that,
and she got a nice inheritence from her grandfather

.

SykkBoy · 07-14-2005

getting rid of a girlfriend is much cheaper than getting rid of a wife......

Peaches, I think I have $1.56 in my pocket right now..... ;-))

Dravyk · 07-14-2005

This thread reminds me of Eddie Murphy's skit from "Raw" where he brings back an African jungle woman "with a bone through her nose", marries her, and in the end she still yells: "Edddddieeeee, I want half!!" :P

VooMan · 07-14-2005

Hmmm... I have been really busy the last couple of months and haven't had much time to keep up with things around here...

So pushpills and the travelling in the mountains g/f broke up?

Bring me up to speed here people, I need to live vicariously through someone.

Trev · 07-14-2005

Quote:

Originally posted by VooMan@Jul 14 2005, 11:36 PM
Hmmm... I have been really busy the last couple of months and haven't had much time to keep up with things around here...

So pushpills and the travelling in the mountains g/f broke up?

Bring me up to speed here people, I need to live vicariously through someone.

I'm here everyday and I need to catch up

But the gist:

She went - he pined - she returned and moved in - he was loving it - it became real - he moved her out - he posts on Oprano on "What's a girlfriend worth".

You can take the bolded 'he' the way the rest of us have

JoesHO · 07-14-2005

Sorry to hear this happened to you man....

VooMan · 07-15-2005

Thanks Trev, I appreciate the update. It seems our pushpills started a thread with the lowdown, so I'm all caught up now.

Now... what's this I hear about 2257?

Kidding (and ducking)

Trev · 07-15-2005

Quote:

Originally posted by VooMan@Jul 15 2005, 05:53 AM
Thanks Trev, I appreciate the update. It seems our pushpills started a thread with the lowdown, so I'm all caught up now.

Now... what's this I hear about 2257?

Kidding (and ducking)

I would take a much better person than me to explain 2257

grimm · 07-16-2005

girlfriend get something? you need a better lawyer. last girlfriend i burned all her shit in a crawfish pot, gaver her the lump of charred crap

Trev · 07-16-2005

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Originally posted by grimm@Jul 16 2005, 10:24 AM
girlfriend get something? you need a better lawyer. last girlfriend i burned all her shit in a crawfish pot, gaver her the lump of charred crap

You're such a sweetheart

grimm · 07-16-2005

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07-14-2005	#1
pushpills ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ The global leader in pay-per-view AEBN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: chicago Posts: 3,460	I think I may have gotten off easy... but the number is aprox. 30-35grand (her share) for 1 and a half years. Been lookin at the amex. .....I thought I got a refund once this kind of relationship was over!!!! My car collection is minus a vette, I shoulda just jerked off. So a girlfriend to me is about 2 grand a month for her. What's yours? (bradshaw, your numbers are not needed, because I already know the percentage) __________________ ...Almighty Content - Free feeds for your members area!... The internet is a great way to get on the net. -Bob Dole ...Remote Thumbs - Make your TGP work for you!...

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pushpills ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ The global leader in pay-per-view AEBN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: chicago Posts: 3,460	I should at least get a tax deduction....no? It's a business expense.....she took time away from my business... __________________ ...Almighty Content - Free feeds for your members area!... The internet is a great way to get on the net. -Bob Dole ...Remote Thumbs - Make your TGP work for you!...

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Newton It's always business, never personal! The POWER of radio Oprano Radio Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On a golf course Posts: 4,916	You decided to take time away from your business, not your girlfriend, although you may have succumbed to her temptations with your eagerness to please her. You may be able to claim some back on entertaining lol __________________ Poser Bush in a mix-up over his hi-tech gizmo - ICLOD

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Peaches Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hills of N. GA Posts: 10,823	I'm worth about $1.56 - you should have stayed with me instead of trading me in for that young chick. :P __________________ Peaches@onlinebeach.com ICQ# 36734533

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Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Damn, I wish I could have gotten that much when I divorced the ex. He made sure all I left with were my clothes. Of course, he was from Sicily and connected so I suppose I should be happy I got out at all. Sicilian wives don't divorce, they disappear. __________________

07-14-2005	#4
Inabon One Miiiiiiiiilllllliiiiiiooooonnnnn Dollars Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Panamá Posts: 1,585	still bitching about a girlfriend that took a vete!!!! fuck you should have been married. get a hooker fuck her in the ear then go out get with 2 other girls and fuck them too (very hard) then go to a normal place (not a bar, club or anything that has flashy bitches wearing little clothes) and find your self the one but mind you once you find the one you will loose more than the corvette if you break up

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Bhelliom Will fuck for beer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,143	My bitch Ex gf stole my TV.... Never date a redhead.... evil evil people... (except you Red. I'd make the exception) edit: and now the new one wants my waterbed... fucking women... redheads and frenchies... no good __________________ I am a Sado-Machiavellian. As long as I cum in the end... It doesn't matter what I did to get there. :yowsa: I just made that term up.... pretty good eh?

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el pres Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Spain Posts: 425	The one before this one cost me a house, but she deserved it putting up with me for 8 years.. This one is low maintenance and I love her even more because of that, and she got a nice inheritence from her grandfather .

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SykkBoy Polishing the Chrome on Bishops Motorcycle $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hell: Bowels : Level 9 Posts: 4,153	getting rid of a girlfriend is much cheaper than getting rid of a wife...... Peaches, I think I have $1.56 in my pocket right now..... ;-)) __________________ ADULT PAYMASTER - All Site Access - Paying $70 October 5th! "Love your enemies...just in case your friends turn out to be bastards." - unknown

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VooMan Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 931	Hmmm... I have been really busy the last couple of months and haven't had much time to keep up with things around here... So pushpills and the travelling in the mountains g/f broke up? Bring me up to speed here people, I need to live vicariously through someone. __________________

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07-15-2005	#24
VooMan Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 931	Thanks Trev, I appreciate the update. It seems our pushpills started a thread with the lowdown, so I'm all caught up now. Now... what's this I hear about 2257? Kidding (and ducking) __________________

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