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Old 06-14-2005   #1
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Ok, not all fucked up, but pretty fucked up.

Sare?! What is this formula you gave me? I had to run it through the Cray computer down at U of P! I have the letter here from the Computer Sciences Department stamped and certified. The result??? It came back as the recipe for Chop Suey!!!! Huh?

I can't use this!!! All the standings are now erased as I have to figure out a better system of tallying this cluster fuck.

Meanwhile, no one leave the country! We may need to call on you as witnesses! h34r:
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I know nothing... honest guv', I wasn't there
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Just thinking about this again now my first cup of tea has gone to work and I'd like to know what exactly is going down here!! <_<
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I'm sure Sare will explain further...in about two weeks.
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Well, I'm going to bed. But when I get back up I want Sare to tell me what this crack-a-doodle algorithm he's come up with is all about!!!

Listen to this nonsense from the 280 page rule book he sent me..

"... and if the contestant was born with Mars in his seventh house then that contestant gets three extra bananas, but if the number of emails collected divided by AOL is greater than the sum of Nick's license plate numbers, that contestant will be given four lemons and subtracted one magic health point and one cartridge of ammo ..."

WTF????
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I'm sure Sare will explain further...in about two weeks.
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Well, I'm going to bed. But when I get back up I want Sare to tell me what this crack-a-doodle algorithm he's come up with is all about!!!

Listen to this nonsense from the 280 page rule book he sent me..

"... and if the contestant was born with Mars in his seventh house then that contestant gets three extra bananas, but if the number of emails collected divided by AOL is greater than the sum of Nick's license plate numbers, that contestant will be given four lemons and subtracted one magic health point and one cartridge of ammo ..."

WTF????



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Looks like the republicans are running this one too...damn it. Hanging chads anyone?
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Sare?! What is this formula you gave me? I had to run it through the Cray computer down at U of P! I have the letter here from the Computer Sciences Department stamped and certified. The result??? It came back as the recipe for Chop Suey!!!! Huh?
the formula was simple dammit. First of all you have to suspend your belief in the crap they filled your head with back in elementary school.

Pie ain't square. Pie are round (you ever seen a square pie ? huh, have you ? didn't think so)

So, if we take the pie and round it to the nearest fifth (bourbon works best) then we can see that the full moon conversions are always worth at least 33.35678954365557% more than a new moon conversion and 27.78987654% of a crescent moon conversion (not a crescent conversion mind you, they were always worth the most)

So, after tallying the conversions we have to do the total sales formula (page 667-897 in the contest tally manual) and have to reach the conclusion that if the condom doesn't fit then we must acquit (which is the reason MJ got off)

So then we have to figure the final tally... Sing with me now...When the moon is in the seventh house and jupiter aligns with mars and ........ Which of course was the fifth dimension so everything gets multdivided by the 4 known dimensions of width, height, death and wind and then diviplied by the unknown soldier.

Then you post the results.

It's so fucking easy. I don't understand what the problem is ?
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Very nice

Now what do you throw. a red card or a yellow flag?

Drop back 10 and punt?
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Very nice

Now what do you throw. a red card or a yellow flag?

Drop back 10 and punt?
Only after there are 3 strikes with a left tackle in the double nickel shortstop position.
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my head hurts now
I don't even get it... but then my name does belong on my own list
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If you can't rig yourself to win as a programmer that makes the program to figure out the winner there is something wrong! :P
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If you can't rig yourself to win as a programmer that makes the program to figure out the winner there is something wrong! :P
Um...I think that's what they are objecting to.......
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Tell ya what...

It shows that in this day an age , what $200, is all you can expect to make with 40,000 raw hits , even when circulated.
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Tell ya what...

It shows that in this day an age , what $200, is all you can expect to make with 40,000 raw hits , even when circulated.
Sad, sad, sad.
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I don't even think we hit $200...


But the fact our sites were in English could have hurt us
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Out of curiosity ... did any of the participants use Geo or Language Targeting?
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Out of curiosity ... did any of the participants use Geo or Language Targeting?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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I didn't even have the free time to build a full site... targeting surfers lol... hmmm... there might be something in that
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Out of curiosity ... did any of the participants use Geo or Language Targeting?
Yes, I wrote a geo tracking script for it and used it for the first part of the contest but finally decided that I actually wanted some oif the hits to get to my site...........
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Tooooo funny, Sare!

Gee this thread has everything, sadness, laughter, irony, pathos ... Maybe it's the next reality show!
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Tooooo funny, Sare!

Gee this thread has everything, sadness, laughter, irony, pathos ... Maybe it's the next reality show!
Next week on FOX ... "Broke ass webmasters and the mentors that pity them"
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Like ... wow, man.

That's fucking heavy.

I think I'm having a flashback just from reading that.

But in reality - whatever the fuck that is - all your figgerin' is fer naught.

The answer, after all, is 42.
Ok! I agree with PD.

42 wins!!!

Now who had I-42?
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