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Old 06-08-2005   #1
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Spam , your source for pre-eminent advertising space, are proud to announce the successful conclusion of intensive negotiations.

The infamous Spam stated, "We have long known the importance of branding and have been in negotiations with baddog in an attempt to find new and interesting ways to increase our exposure in the webmaster community. baddog has stated his willingness to give the shirt off his back to make this happen, and we decided to see if he really meant it."

baddog stated, "Spam is an extremely large program, and already had massive advertising campaigns underway. My goal was to find some premium ad space that was not yet being utilized. Skywriters were contacted, but unfortunately none could guarantee that their ad placement would be visible during evening functions or would be responsible for inclement weather. The only viable solution was for me to offer up my body."

The terms of this agreement have not been disclosed, but it is rumored to have placed baddog in a significantly higher tax bracket.

baddog will debut his new spam threads at the upcoming Cybernet Expo, in San Diego, CA.
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There used to be a guy named baddog come around here, I heard he passed on though, was this just vicous rumor?
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Old 06-08-2005   #3
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No one told me about this being approved.

If you contact TheEnforcer at advertising@oprano.com He'll make sure this never happens again.
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Old 06-08-2005   #4
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I didn't approve shit.
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Old 06-08-2005   #5
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Originally posted by Trev@Jun 8 2005, 01:35 PM
No one told me about this being approved.

If you contact TheEnforcer at advertising@oprano.com He'll make sure this never happens again.
What he said..
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Old 06-08-2005   #6
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Not only are you a spammer your a liar.
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ahh we have been hoodwinked, bamboozled, shanghied, Juked.......
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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jun 8 2005, 01:35 PM
I didn't approve shit.
And more importantly what he said..
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Old 06-08-2005   #9
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why not just move the spams like it was done during the previous administration?

Was much simpler and effective.
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This is funny as hell! I haven't been around in a while. I love what you guys are doing with the spam. What a great idea.

Mind of I use your idea elsewhere?
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Originally posted by DrGuile@Jun 8 2005, 07:56 PM
why not just move the spams like it was done during the previous administration?

Was much simpler and effective.
Because this is more fun


Wait and see what the new board will bring.
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This is funny as hell! I haven't been around in a while. I love what you guys are doing with the spam. What a great idea.

Mind of I use your idea elsewhere?
Feel free, you'll get addicted though, I'm up to needing 3 spams a week just to stop my hands from shaking
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lol
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why not just move the spams like it was done during the previous administration?

Was much simpler and effective.
Public humiliation is more fun.
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Originally posted by Anthony+Jun 8 2005, 08:50 PM-->
QUOTE (Anthony @ Jun 8 2005, 08:50 PM)
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Originally posted by DrGuile@Jun 8 2005, 10:56 AM
why not just move the spams like it was done during the previous administration?

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I just felt this gave to much visibility to spammers.... but what do I know
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Originally posted by DrGuile@Jun 8 2005, 09:13 PM
I just felt this gave to much visibility to spammers.... but what do I know
I think it's a "no spin" solution myself




Plus I get to fuck with people's shit and that makes little Trev feel gooooood
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Originally posted by Trev+Jun 8 2005, 12:18 PM-->
QUOTE (Trev @ Jun 8 2005, 12:18 PM)
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Damn spammers.. If only there was a place they could spam anytime they wanted like http://www.spamboards.com
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Originally posted by Lee@Jun 8 2005, 09:55 PM
Damn spammers.. If only there was a place they could spam anytime they wanted like http://www.spamboards.com


A utopia for spammers
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