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Old 05-27-2005   #1
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I'd have taken a shit on it to get one of them to talk.
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a friend of mine who is muslim gave me a copy of the koran,
I did not want to hurt his feelings, so I accepted the book.

I've tried to give it to some one who practices the religion, apparently
no body wants it.

I don't practice the religion...anybody need a copy? :P
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a friend of mine who is muslim gave me a copy of the koran,
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I've tried to give it to some one who practices the religion, apparently
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I don't practice the religion...anybody need a copy? :P
I'll ask my next door neighbour... She's a muslim...
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a friend of mine who is muslim gave me a copy of the koran,
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I've tried to give it to some one who practices the religion, apparently
no body wants it.

I don't practice the religion...anybody need a copy? :P
I used to practice. But I never got it right. :P
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id like to read the bible and the koran

just the good parts...as i cant stand for that much bullshit in one sitting
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id like to read the bible and the koran

just the good parts...as i cant stand for that much bullshit in one sitting
There are good parts
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The bible has some of the most nasty and kinky sex along with some of the most brutal acts of barbarism you could imagine.

Not sure if the koran does or not.
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The bible has some of the most nasty and kinky sex along with some of the most brutal acts of barbarism you could imagine.

Not sure if the koran does or not.
Why do you think us Catholics have big families and lots of scars :P
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G. B. Shaw was right when he said, "Islam is the best religion, but Muslim's are the worst followers".

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Its interesting to study religions and see how and why things mean what they do to their followers . How cults made up of the worship of pagan gods and twisted truths became these huge religious bodies that encroach into every corner of peoples lives.

Anyone can start a religion..although they are referred to as '"cults" nowadays. We could start our own religion right here and now if we wanted to and have all sorts of nonsensical tenets. In a few hundred years we could have a whole money making entity with hundreds of thousands of believers.

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Its interesting to study religions and see how and why things mean what they do to their followers . How cults made up of the worship of pagan gods and twisted truths became these huge religious bodies that encroach into every corner of peoples lives.

Anyone can start a religion..although they are referred to as '"cults" nowadays. We could start our own religion right here and now if we wanted to and have all sorts of nonsensical tenets. In a few hundred years we could have a whole money making entity with hundreds of thousands of believers.
The church of Nickatylinxs'

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and Penguines are the serpent handlers?
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has anyone eread even a part of the Koran? just curious.


its pretty much the same as the bible as far as teachings. both, imho are nice works of fiction, worthy of a spot on the shelf next to my dickens collection.. when interpreted as a text, the lessons taught do no harm, give people hope, a guideline for a life for those who need it, so i cannot say either one is worth NOT perusing.
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has anyone eread even a part of the Koran? just curious.


its pretty much the same as the bible as far as teachings. both, imho are nice works of fiction, worthy of a spot on the shelf next to my dickens collection.. when interpreted as a text, the lessons taught do no harm, give people hope, a guideline for a life for those who need it, so i cannot say either one is worth NOT perusing.
More importantly, are the suns gonna get swept?
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Both the Bible and the Koran would make welcome additions in my house...























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If you were held hostage by Zarqawi, do you think your captors would provide you with a bible and handle it with great respect?

Or would they chop your head off, live on al-Jazeera, if you politely requested one?
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has anyone eread even a part of the Koran? just curious.


its pretty much the same as the bible as far as teachings. both, imho are nice works of fiction, worthy of a spot on the shelf next to my dickens collection.. when interpreted as a text, the lessons taught do no harm, give people hope, a guideline for a life for those who need it, so i cannot say either one is worth NOT perusing.
I agree, except that the Koran specifically addresses 'a woman's' place, and I believe, that in today's society, to support such things is harmful and goes against the rights that women have fought so hard to attain in the western world.
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