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05-05-2005
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Especially when i forget im not walking in to a shop in the UK
Me: hey there wheres your chip isle please? Clerk: isle 12 5 minutes later... Me: Okay let me try that again, where your fries isle Clerk: Oh you must ne English, isle 8 LOL Then you have the crazy bag fillers at the checkout who want to talk to you at 9am in the morning about 'Europe' more specifically, what they were doing during WWII and do i know someone who lived in London back in the 40's 'Oh yeah i know him, a nice guy' 
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french with welsh tendancies
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Bonjour
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As Nick would say 
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Officially Tired of retirement
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Thinks "Umm - it's YOU who have the accent - WE invented the language" - Says "Err England actually - ever been there?" "No, but I love it when you talk"...
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leaning on the bulwarks watching the receding
cock-boat. monsieur, it merely remains for you to give me your orders. I aw A sally? Through that scrub? That would be to play into their this stood Major Mallard and two others who were unknown to the on an unknown element in a thing of wood that might at any moment dealing with him different tactics. As it was, Levasseur command on my defence, as your lordship promised that I should be heard. But I hope that we may meet again. his claims to know something of gunnery. In their consternation To succour a wounded man, as was my sacred duty. **Disclaimer** The text you just read was from an actual email attempting to sell me a product. What the company was or what product they were selling was and still is beyond me. No animals were harmed during the typing of this ad. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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It's always business, never personal!
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The defining moment of my trip to the US was when a checkout assistant asked "Does England have dollars as well" to which the reply was "No its Sterling, British pounds" and the reply "Is that really a currency?" What can you do but piss yourself laughing lol
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Americans, I have to admit, are a stupid fucking lot in general. If you've ever seen Leno's man-on-the-street segments or that game show "Street Smarts" you know there are some amazingly stupid people out there. (And you'll notice they always film these things in LA too. LOL) |
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The men in a dozen SUVs with blacked out windows and a straight jacket for Harry
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