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Old 04-16-2005   #1
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Went to see a fortune teller last night. She told me that there was going to be an affair and I automatically thought it would be the Hubby, but no apparently it will be me in ten years time and with a millionaire.

Why do I have to wait ten years for the millions?
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I aint got no millions but you dont have to wait 10 years for me


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Is this Yahoo dating now
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Psst.

Her husband is a right cunt. Would gut you rather gut you wide open than say hello.

Be forewarned.
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Gypsy's are a tricky bunch...

a.) She saw Trev , and realised within 10 yrs he be knackered ;-)))
b.) She thought you looked slutty ;-)))
c.) She was playing the odds. ;-)))


Anyway , let me say that what a Gypsy fore tells is not bound to happen , but unless something different occurs , it will (alledgedly)


The thing you must never fuck around with , seriously , is a Gypsy curse.

Those are really bad things and I'm not superstitious.

I know of one that went like this..

This gypsy I know cursed this guy who owed him money and in the gypsy's words was a "liberty taking cunt."

So this gypsy said to him , "I curse you.You will break bones within a week"

And low and behold didn't the guy get his legs broke by 4 guys with pickaxe handles 5 days later...

Strange stories of the supernatural.....

Incredible..but true ;-))))))
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Gypsy's are a tricky bunch...

a.) She saw Trev , and realised within 10 yrs he be knackered ;-)))
b.) She thought you looked slutty ;-)))
c.) She was playing the odds. ;-)))


Anyway , let me say that what a Gypsy fore tells is not bound to happen , but unless something different occurs , it will (alledgedly)


The thing you must never fuck around with , seriously , is a Gypsy curse.

Those are really bad things and I'm not superstitious.

I know of one that went like this..

This gypsy I know cursed this guy who owed him money and in the gypsy's words was a "liberty taking cunt."

So this gypsy said to him , "I curse you.You will break bones within a week"

And low and behold didn't the guy get his legs broke by 4 guys with pickaxe handles 5 days later...

Strange stories of the supernatural.....

Incredible..but true ;-))))))
Did the Gypsy hire the four guys to hunt the money owing bastard
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Ohhhh.... that makes sense
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