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Old 03-29-2005   #1
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You had to spend it all in one shot and you couldn't spend it on material items like a house, etc.. etc... that you can keep (ie you can only be left with memories after you spend the money) how would you spend it?




The ultimate poker game together with me being able to play against the top players in the world in one tourney.

Each person invited to the game would automatically receive $250,000 just for showing up.

Pay to the top 6 spots (final table) with the winner getting $5 million. I'm ineligble for any money.

The invitees:

1) Doyle Brunson
2) Phil Hellmuth
3) Daniel Negreanu
4) Johnny Chan
5) TJ Cloutier
6) Howard Lederer
7) Annie Duke
8) Phil Ivey
9) Gus Hansen
10) Phil Gordon
11) Phil Laak (The Unabomber)
12) Thuan "Scotty" Nguyen
13) Erik Seidel
14) Don Harrington
15) Chris "Jesus" Ferguson
16) Men "The Master" Nguyen
17) Sam Farha
18) Hoyt Corkins
19) Jennifer Harman
20) John Juanada
21) Paul Darden
22) David Williams
23) Layne Flack
24) and of course myself :>))
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Old 03-29-2005   #2
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Old 03-29-2005   #3
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Put it all on black.
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I'd throw a party.

Everyone in Philly would be on the list.

Imagine 1.5 million people at the same party!

Cheesteaks, beer and Tastykakes for everybody!!!
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You mean you haven't done it?

;-))
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You mean you haven't done it?

;-))
Well, you dont even have the memories left
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play defensive tackle for THE Ohio State University, the 15 mil would go toward training
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Step into the ring for a bareknuckled fight with a certain penguinish looking puss. the 15 mil would cover the lawsuit and medical bills
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Select thirty of the hottest girls on the planet... pay them 500,000 each
and bang the crap out of each one of them nightly for a month...
















then bring them all together in a room and tell them all that if any
of them get knocked up, that the money is gone... (while filming
the ensuing proceedings for a reality TV show)...






which would make me another 15 million...









Go back to the start and repeat...
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with a certain penguinish looking puss.
Nope , don't know who you mean.

You gotta be more specific!!! LOL
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15 cruise missiles where I decide the GPS coordinates for.

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15 cruise missiles where I decide the GPS coordinates for.
LOL , Nice!






oh shit!!! I'm moving!!!
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thats why i keep close proximity
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You had to spend it all in one shot and you couldn't spend it on material items like a house, etc.. etc... that you can keep (ie you can only be left with memories after you spend the money) how would you spend it?
It'd have to be a trip into space - or even to another planet (for $15 million Mars'd be good
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I'd rent 5 million copies of "brewsters millions"
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Buy enough Ambien to send the big TGP webbies enough to nick their domains! Pocket the rest!

Buy all the high traffic fringe blog sites I could get my hands on and attempt to prove the myth that advertising based revenue can actually float a boat.

Mine floats fine still and it's a Sea Ray. (but fuck the live wells, those are actually over achieving beer coolers now)

Who has time for fishing when the school jumps in the boat?
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It cost a whole lot more than $15 mil to run for president. ;-)
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Well, I can't think of anything so I guess I'd buy everyone an Internext ticket.
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