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Old 02-14-2005   #1
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Read the ladder theory. It explains everything!!
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Old 02-14-2005   #2
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Top notch. Here is the best part:

Q. Are you serious or is the site just satire?

A. Nothing is just satire.
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Hehehe.. yeah. Somebody showed me that once after I was bitching about women not liking nice guys whxcih i seemed to have become after having been married. Before I was married I was the definately the type of guy that all the female friends of grils I asked out or liked me said to them. "You'll have a good time and he's nice but he'll never settle down so don't expect to have it last very long!" And that kind of "advertising" is like a magnet as women love to try and change men. Marriage seems to have taken that away from me. Not NEARLY as casual about things as I used to be, not even close.
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"You'll have a good time and he's nice but he'll never settle down so don't expect to have it last very long!"
You slipped an "and he's nice" in there. She didn't say that back then. You're getting soft.
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Hahaha.. it depends on who you were talking to. You can still be nice and have a whole bunch of short term relationships as long as you're up front with them from the beginning. It was the "I'll be the one to change his short term dating ways" syndrome. Back then if it wasn't gonna work I'd break it off right away as I could always go back to a fuck buddy in between. No sense in wasting both our times if I didn't think we had a chance long term. There were a few women who thought I was an asshole, "player", etc but those were just sour grapes.
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Hmmm, the Ladder theory didn't seem to address how to handle them when they turn psychotic on you.
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Hehehehe..


hmm.. maybe e-mail him and see what he says :P
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I get the he's a "sweetheart" tag alot.

In fact, I get referred to as "Sweetheart Tony" quite often.

I'm getting really tired of women who's first words out of their mouths is, "I need someone to take care of me".

I really should have just tapped that ass of that blonde saturday night.

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I really should have just tapped that ass of that blonde saturday night.
glad to see you're back.
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Everytime I try to get out, they keep dragging me back in!!!

I went and bought a Scarface Picture with a cohiba and bullets in it. Looks really nice. Gonna hang it up in my new office.

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
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Hmmm, the Ladder theory didn't seem to address how to handle them when they turn psychotic on you.
I thought that was covered under the "outlaw biker paradox"
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Good theory, but the writer is a rookie... Basically the same ideas as
Leykis 101 which has been taught for at least 6-7 years...


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Hahaha, this is funny shit --

Topping out the Ladder:
Have you ever seen a guy that was not particularly attractive, rich or muscled yet was with a lovely woman? For most guys the most common reaction is envy, something like "Hey I'm not all that muscled, attractive or rich either. Why can't I be fucking a girl like that?" We at intellectual whores used to feel this way about "stump factor" as well. But then ladder theory was discovered and we realized that it was more rational to pity this man.

Ladder theory tells us that the purpose of life is to move up the ladder. When their relationship ends, he will probably never be able to get another woman as good as the one he is with right now -- the rest of his life he'll likely be striving in vain. In effect, he's doomed the whole rest of his life to meaninglessness unless he marries this girl. This of course is just trading one type of doom for another.
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I love the way the guy writes. It's funny as all hell.
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This of course is just trading one type of doom for another.
LOL.. its lose/lose. LOL


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Weird...

I've never met these crazy women of whom you speak.

After hanging out with me though they tend to go a little weird.....dunno why.

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Weird...

I've never met these crazy women of whom you speak.

After hanging out with me though they tend to go a little weird.....dunno why.

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