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Old 01-18-2005   #1
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Reading about the company that processes unclaimed baggage for the airlines. Some of the oddest things they have found in people's bags:

41 carat natural emerald.
Full suit of armor.
An Egyptian mummified falcon and shrunken head dating to 1500BC.
A camera designed for use on NASA's space shuttle.
Live rattlesnake.
F-16 fighter jet guidance system valued at $250,000.
5.8 carat diamond set in platinum hidden in a sock.

And probably the most useful:

A parachute
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Old 01-18-2005   #2
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Full suit of armor.
Wonder if that set the scanner alarm off or not. :P
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Old 01-18-2005   #3
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I once left my return tickets from San Diego on the plane!!! Was an expensive lesson having to buy all new tickets to get back. I was pissed off to high heaven and was a total and complete asshole when they told me I had to buy all new tickets to get home.
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Old 01-18-2005   #5
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You can always go buy what you lost

http://www.unclaimedbaggage.com/
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Old 01-19-2005   #6
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Originally posted by Peaches@Jan 18 2005, 06:02 PM
You can always go buy what you lost

http://www.unclaimedbaggage.com/
Hey, you never know when there might be a Beatles tape in there and make a million bucks!
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Originally posted by Technick@Jan 18 2005, 11:17 AM
An Egyptian mummified falcon and shrunken head dating to 1500BC.
Ah so thats where i left it.

Was wondering where that had gone LOL
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41 carat natural emerald.
Oh...thats mine.

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5.8 carat diamond set in platinum hidden in a sock.
And thats mine...
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who are the beattles? and why would anyone want to pay a million bucks for an insect collection wrapped in tape?
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I left my passport on a flight changing planes in Chicago once, thank God they found it.
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