This cab driver claims my cell phone will kill me

[pushpills]

So get a cab, going to 7-11 to get some orange juice, then to go to clarks, I had some french toast waiting for me.

After I get out of the cab at 7-11, he says, when you get back in, dont use the cell phone anymore, its already been 2 minutes.


Well, the guy is nutts, he takes me to get my french toast on the way home...then he pulls over.

He says, if you use a cell phone in an inclosed area like a car or something, they put cancer cells through the waves to infect those using the cell phones.


Now I thought It would be fun to fuck with him, and i tried to semi-agree with him, but he went crazy claiming anyone using a cellphone would be subject to government manipulation and would die of cancer to the brain. He said he's been making people turn off their cell phone for the last few months and his mind is a lot clearer.

This was one fun experience, alot funner than crackheads near the southside, cuzz this guy actually believed his bullshit. And he talked to me for 5-10 minutes after I paid the fair. What the hell makes these people so crazy?

He was yellin about the british government proves the brainwashing and cancer causing effects of cell phones. Jesus....

[Dravyk]

What the hell makes these people so crazy?

I hear it's the cell phones that do it.

[Dravyk]

I'd ask how the hell we managed to miss each other in Vegas, Colin -- but with everyone spread out across so many hotels, I know the answer.


Oops, wrong forum. That's what happens when posting while asleep.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by pushpills@Jan 18 2005, 06:30 AM
So get a cab, going to 7-11 to get some orange juice, then to go to clarks, I had some french toast waiting for me.

After I get out of the cab at 7-11, he says, when you get back in, dont use the cell phone anymore, its already been 2 minutes.


Well, the guy is nutts, he takes me to get my french toast on the way home...then he pulls over.

He says, if you use a cell phone in an inclosed area like a car or something, they put cancer cells through the waves to infect those using the cell phones.


Now I thought It would be fun to fuck with him, and i tried to semi-agree with him, but he went crazy claiming anyone using a cellphone would be subject to government manipulation and would die of cancer to the brain. He said he's been making people turn off their cell phone for the last few months and his mind is a lot clearer.

This was one fun experience, alot funner than crackheads near the southside, cuzz this guy actually believed his bullshit. And he talked to me for 5-10 minutes after I paid the fair. What the hell makes these people so crazy?

He was yellin about the british government proves the brainwashing and cancer causing effects of cell phones. Jesus....

But more importantly, catching a cab for OJ and French Toast?

Is the camaro in the shop?

[pushpills]

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