Honey, I'm home....

[JFK]

Fitty home comings ... where have you been ?

[DrGuile]

Originally posted by Anthony@Sep 17 2004, 11:31 AM
Which neighbor? I personally don't like the one directly across. Always gives me the shifty eye. At any time, I expect him to start yelling, "Why didn't you do my rose bushes the way I asked you?"

Now that's funny!

Crazy foreigners

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Vick@Sep 17 2004, 11:41 AM
Serge just meeting the new girl (Chrissy) is an interesting story
Let me try to make it short

First day of ren fair, well into my cups, see a beautifully, erotic, tall redhead in a peasant blouse, jeans and sunglasses
Walk past to get a rear view and I'm smitten, had to make sure it wasn't beer goggles so I walk around the fair to get the view again

Takes an hour for me to make it back and as I do she's getting up
Not wanting to be a stupid drunk I manage to tell her she is the most incredibly erotic being I've seen
We speak a moment and leave it at that


Second week of the fair I see a redhead in a green ren fair type gown, we exchange glances and speak for a moment, some guy comes up and starts cockblocking, thinking maybe it's her boyfriend so I take my leave

We see each other later the same day, start speaking and the same thing happens with the cock blocking guy, I take my leave again

Third time same day - I finally give her my business card (the one I set on fire before handing out so she can call) cockblock guy is almost beside himself


then I go to the fair again last Sunday (I almost never go Sunday) guess who I see sitting alone - the red-haired beauty with the green gown,
we have a few drinks, talk literature, life and other assorted things,
goes well so I ask her to dinner somewhere I know close. She accepts (turns out cockblock guy was a friend of a girlfriend of hers and just being an ass)

We have such a great time at dinner it takes us about 2 hours to finish

At dinner she makes a revelation - she was the girl from the first week in the peasant blouse, jeans and sunglasses - I'm thrilled and feeling incredibly stupid at the same time

We stop for a drink after dinner, more good interesting conversation

by the time I get her home her room mate comes running out of the house with phone in hand saying "everyone's been looking all over for you, your mother's called the police and they are looking for you"

I'm shitting a brick with that being the first thing I hear, well all was well that ended well

We've been chatting on the phone occasionally

We go out for drinks last night, I take her to a place that has the best steamed shrimp in town

She excuses herself to the ladies room, before she goes I ask her what she is wearing under her pants, she says underwear. I slip her a package under the table (I had hidden in the back of my pants/shirt) and tell her she could put them on and we would be the only one who knew and it would be amazingly sexy

She returns wearing a pair of black thigh highs under her pants

We're going out again tomorrow

hey it's a long story but a pretty good one
Just call me grogan JR

Ok Vick I will ask.... you told us everything else.

"Didja hit it?"

[Vick]

Originally posted by gonzo@Sep 17 2004, 01:17 PM
Ok Vick I will ask.... you told us everything else.

"Didja hit it?"

Am I'm the kind that kisses and tells

Let's put it like this

I've turned her down at least once

You do the math from there

[Evil Chris]

Where are the holiday snapshots Serge?

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Evil Chris@Sep 17 2004, 02:43 PM
Where are the holiday snapshots Serge?

7 rolls of film just has been developped and a few hundreds dig shots be uploaded tomorrow when I wake up,
I slept 2 hours in the last 40
;-)))

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Sep 17 2004, 09:52 AM
Peaches, we love you and miss you, BOTH of you,
you and your ass!
;-))))

Aw, thanks Serge! And you KNOW I missed you and LL! Glad you're back

Power just went on a couple of hours ago - 40 hours w/o power and so far, 6 bags of food being thrown away. Oh well, it was time to clean up