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Only Oprano sponsors,
members with membership numbers 1-100,
family,
oldtimers who remember when FM had head full of hairs or Jesus was young
webmasters with programs not competeng with sponsors (like content providers, designers)
Everybody else please remove your button before I replaced it with the pic of my ass
Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!
And if you'd like to go even further and limit the size of sigs, I'll be happy to oblige with a smaller banner.
from the old rule ... what about those who link to oprano from their site? give a button, get a button. In other words, the webmasters who understand the concept of fair business.
Have found memories of sexy Serge and his thunderstick tucked delicately into tight red speedos... beckoning a fresh from the farm, freckle faced lad to come play with him in the waves... reassuring him in broken Engrish, he lured the poor naive hillbilly into the waters with promises of hot pancakes and flavored syrups... (end flashback sequence)
Not sure if that makes me family or if I'm supposed to tell authorites where the bearded bad man touched me... Growing up here in the sticks those weren't really mutually exclusive things so perhaps that's reason for my confusion...
Have seen Vick's pecker though and it was FABULOUS!
Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy@Jun 5 2004, 06:57 AM OK, call me an idiot, but it's late, I'm tired and I lost an argument with a bottle of Jim Beam tonite...
We are talking buttons in our sigs right?
And anticipating I am right, where is the list of Oprano sponsors.
Someone might as well benefit from oft unappreciated tomes.
Originally posted by wig@Jun 5 2004, 06:36 AM
LOL... can't even follow your own rules.
I follow 2 rules,
and you can try them too:
Rule number one; no punchin 'er. Nurse comes in tomorrow an she got 'er a shiner - or less some teeth, jig's up. So no knuckle sandwiches under no circumstances. And by the way, this little cunt's a spitter - it's a motor reflex thing but spit or no, no punchin. Now are we absolutely positively clear about rule number one?
Rule number two; No monkey bites, no hickeys - in fact no leavin no marks of no kind. But after that, it's allll goooood. Her plummin down there don't work no more, so feel free to cum in 'er all ya wont. Keep the noise down - try not to make a mess, and I'll be back in twenty.
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