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Old 05-21-2004   #1
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Ive had a debate with Hellpuppy since Wedsnesday so we agreed to bring it to Oprano to be settled.
See we were blowing off some midweek steam and instead of getting drunked up an test driving Harleys like we did last year we decided on a more refined solution.

You ever gone to one of those Starbucks where they are playing scrablle or chess? We found one where they like to do that and are serious about it. So we decided that we would play our own version...lets call it porn scrabblle. The rules are simple...you have to use words that are used in porn. And let me tell you the nosey patrons that came over to check out our game left in a hurry and disgust. So we were already on thin ice. I think someone went and told the teacher.

Anyhow the game was close and coming to an end and every thing was fine until I chained off of a Z in one of Hellpuppy's words and thew down
"muthafuckaz" to rack up some massive points and win the game.

He said that wasnt a valid word but I believed it to be true under the rules of porn scrabble.

Starbucks didnt care...they told us we had to go or they were calling the law. So we need to resolve who won the game.

Is "MUTHAFUCKAZ" a valid word in porn scrabble?
Be careful how you vote cuz the looser has to buy doughnuts this weekend.
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Porn scabble = illegal

Net scrabble = legal

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one is a registered domain name, the other isnt

therefore by my net porn rules Hellpuppy wins

there is 4 *muthafucka* domains and non for muthafuckaz
if you would have made it a muthafuckas, you would have won even tho there is no muthafuckaS domains, but those 2 wordS get few web searches

how you like them rules ?
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Cheers... how do you like your wine?
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what wine ?
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Gonzo wins.



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Sorry Gonzo.. I have to give this one to HellPuppy....

If it had been 'muthafucka'... you'd a had it... that z dont cut it
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I think if you fail to allow the Z to be added, .....

Then you are not being considerate of all races, and therfore would be disqualified under the statutes that prvent against rasicm in rules.

Therefore, I have to give it to Gonzo, in order to achieve racial harmony with all our bretheren , I mean inside we all share the same soul right?
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didn't anyone ever hear of EBONICS?

i think gonzo made a play based on the theory of ebonics relativity being that "when in tha hood......"

you can use ebonics even when outside the "hood" as long as you stay true to your pimpin roots.{i.e. "represent"}


i think Gonzo wins...



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Originally posted by gonzo@May 21 2004, 08:40 PM
Ive had a debate with Hellpuppy since Wedsnesday so we agreed to bring it to Oprano to be settled.
See we were blowing off some midweek steam and instead of getting drunked up an test driving Harleys like we did last year we decided on a more refined solution.

You ever gone to one of those Starbucks where they are playing scrablle or chess? We found one where they like to do that and are serious about it. So we decided that we would play our own version...lets call it porn scrabblle. The rules are simple...you have to use words that are used in porn. And let me tell you the nosey patrons that came over to check out our game left in a hurry and disgust. So we were already on thin ice. I think someone went and told the teacher.

Anyhow the game was close and coming to an end and every thing was fine until I chained off of a Z in one of Hellpuppy's words and thew down
"muthafuckaz" to rack up some massive points and win the game.

He said that wasnt a valid word but I believed it to be true under the rules of porn scrabble.

Starbucks didnt care...they told us we had to go or they were calling the law. So we need to resolve who won the game.

Is "MUTHAFUCKAZ" a valid word in porn scrabble?
Be careful how you vote cuz the looser has to buy doughnuts this weekend.
I say you won.

if you play PORN WORDS ONLY,
muthafakaz
DEFINATELLY up there!

also.....Starbach was wrong throwing you out on many levels,
if you need the councel to sue the shit out of them-
I'll be delighted to recomend good lawyer in Atlanta,
right SweetT?
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what wine ?
for a bottle I can interfere on your behalf and you get it....they KNOW there by now and KNOW what pain in the ass me and my lawyer are
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Gotta say i think Hellpuppy is right.
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Sorry, HP, I have to side with the Krispy Kreme addict on this one.

a) If muthafucka is a word, than yeah adding a z to it is a word as well

b) The "z" is a very used net and porn plural "warez, tunez, appz"

... Btw, I really freaking hate it when a B and a paren become a friggen happy face instead! Grrrrr.



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Ive had a debate with Hellpuppy since Wedsnesday so we agreed to bring it to Oprano to be settled.
See we were blowing off some midweek steam and instead of getting drunked up an test driving Harleys like we did last year we decided on a more refined solution.

You ever gone to one of those Starbucks where they are playing scrablle or chess? We found one where they like to do that and are serious about it. So we decided that we would play our own version...lets call it porn scrabblle. The rules are simple...you have to use words that are used in porn. And let me tell you the nosey patrons that came over to check out our game left in a hurry and disgust. So we were already on thin ice. I think someone went and told the teacher.

Anyhow the game was close and coming to an end and every thing was fine until I chained off of a Z in one of Hellpuppy's words and thew down
"muthafuckaz" to rack up some massive points and win the game.

He said that wasnt a valid word but I believed it to be true under the rules of porn scrabble.

Starbucks didnt care...they told us we had to go or they were calling the law. So we need to resolve who won the game.

Is "MUTHAFUCKAZ" a valid word in porn scrabble?
Be careful how you vote cuz the looser has to buy doughnuts this weekend.
I'm pretty sure it was the old real estate lady who was waiting on her client in the corner who bitched. It didn't help that you exclaimed "BUKKAKE! TRIPLE WORD SCORE" and pumped your fist.

I dont think she appreciated our enthusiasm for the game or understood that we had doughnuts on the line.

Oh, and for those of you siding with GonZo understand he also tried to put down "SKAT", "TEEBAG" and "JIZ". Never play porno scrabble with a fucker who cant spell!
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Sorry Gonzo, you loose..... only porn royalty can use the Z on the backs of words to make them plural.
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Sorry Gonzo, you loose..... only porn royalty can use the Z on the backs of words to make them plural.
ahh in that case is it bonepronez forz lifez LOL
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