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Old 03-20-2004   #1
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My friends and I have a highly complex rating system, that has been found to be very useful in the noisy club. . .

If you put your index finger up, to symbolize the number "one", then she's a babe.

If you put up yout index finger, and middle finger, to symbolize "two", then she's not hot.

If you put up your index, middle, and ring finger to symbolize the number "three" then you can't decide.

I hope this will you help in your future strip club endeavors. . .
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Scarlett's in Hallandale.
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There were some Craaaaaazy girls there!
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I don't think I will ever understand the fascination porn webmasters have with stip clubs.
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hehe

edit: girls are so soft. on video, you can't touch them, or squeeze them. . . but in strip clubs . . . I got away with so much shit that a man would never get away with!
Like my ass fetish; if any man dared to slap as many asses as I did that night, he would have been kicked out!
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I don't think I will ever understand the fascination porn webmasters have with stip clubs.
If it makes you feel better, I was fascinated with strip clubs before I got in the biz! :P

In New Orleans, strip clubs are like regular clubs with naked girls at it... they have a good atmosphere for chilling and talking with friends.

Nothing like that in Tampa yet, Tampa is more of a grind shop....
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I love it when girls grind
that's why I like the flat chested girls. . .they have to grrrriiiiiiind
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I love it when girls grind
that's why I like the flat chested girls. . .they have to grrrriiiiiiind

No kidding?!?!

HAHA of course, when getting a dance it should be worth while.

But in Tampa that is all that is there. They don't serve alchohol, and most places do not have nice atmospheres, they are jsut deisgned to have guys come in a get grinded - not much socializing.

I prfer to get a table, relax, get some drinks, talk to friends, and if there are some cute girls - then get great lapdances...
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In New Orleans, strip clubs are like regular clubs with naked girls at it... they have a good atmosphere for chilling and talking with friends.

Nothing like that in Tampa yet, Tampa is more of a grind shop....
See a niche that needs filling, and fill it!
You know what you like and what those clubs are like, what do you think about opening up a high-class gentleman's club there in Tampa?

For the record I'm one of those people that know there's a definite difference between a gentleman's club and a standard strip club.
My parents had no objections to letting me sit and look into a Playboy club in Atlantic City for as long as I wanted and answering any question I had - it was *very* easy to see the difference that "classy" made when being able to turn around and compare it to the fake glitz and gaudiness of the casino.

The only thing is that you'd need to screen your girls very carefully and see them in action to make sure *they* got the difference between "tease" and "grind". I don't think you'd mind doing those interviews, though :P
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I don't think I will ever understand the fascination porn webmasters have with stip clubs.
I go for the ambiance

Actually some of my favorite clubs were, well let's say funky but had beautiful women, great staff and didn't sweat you to buy dances/drinks for the girls so you could actually have a conversation

Come on, it's booze and naked girls - sounds like fun to me
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The girl I got a lapdance from, "Passion," kept trying to french kiss me.
Is it me, or is it just wrong to kiss a dancer with tongue?
I mean, c'mon, how do I know where it's been?
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Scarlett's in Hallandale.
Dude, thats my club
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That was the Craaaaaaaazy girl that I was talking about! OHMIGOD!!

we should hook up and go see that shot girl again!

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The girl I got a lapdance from, "Passion," kept trying to french kiss me.
Is it me, or is it just wrong to kiss a dancer with tongue?
I mean, c'mon, how do I know where it's been?
Nah you're ok until they tell you to feel how smooth and wet they are
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That was the Craaaaaaaazy girl that I was talking about! OHMIGOD!!

we should hook up and go see that shot girl again!

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All this talk makes me want to try a strip club out... maybe in Phoenix if I can get somebody to take me I will go to my FIRST strip club !!

Looking foward to it !
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Billy don't sweat it. I took Hubby to his first strip club(s) during Florida Internext 2002 and got him his very first lap dance at Solid Gold that night.
He was 31.
(And he LOVED it! He can still remember the dancer's name...)
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All this talk makes me want to try a strip club out... maybe in Phoenix if I can get somebody to take me I will go to my FIRST strip club !!

Looking foward to it !
Billy's nose just grew so much I can see it here in GA! :P

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billy is used to being the one giving the lapdances not recieving them : P
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The girl I got a lapdance from, "Passion," kept trying to french kiss me.
Is it me, or is it just wrong to kiss a dancer with tongue?
I mean, c'mon, how do I know where it's been?
Hopefully "Passion" is wearing a cross necklace. If so, take her home and nail her.
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I love nothing more than to look up at a stripper as she's grinding my crotch, thinking about how she'll pay her rent, pimp and utility bills for the month and pulling faces to make her laugh....i's fun cracking these girls up and breaking them out of their heroin-induced semi-comas sometimes...

or the nights when I wear my priest collar...
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I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
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Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."

Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
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So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
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Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.

So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
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Looking foward to it !
Somebody say Christies? ;-}}}}
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Scarletts is best
like 4:30 am
when the crowd grows, more chick customers
cuz its a good after hours place
I'm betting I may hit it this sat night wiht my friend from NH
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Scarletts gets a lot of girl customers
Sometimes im sick of the techno though
notice for the 2 for 1 dance
every hour, they play 2 rock songs
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What I watned to say was I have NEVER been to a strip club in Phoenix : )
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