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Old 01-24-2004   #1
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Thursday I got stopped by the police and they took my drivers license..

I was driving 110 km where I suppose to drive 30 and past 4 cars where it is not allowed....(never noticed that sign before)

And I did not even got away with it !!!

either the police man was gay OR I am loosing my talent !!!



I'm looking at 3 till 6 Months bo driving and a fine $..
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Thursday I got stopped by the police and they took my drivers license..

I was driving 110 km where I suppose to drive 30 and past 4 cars where it is not allowed....(never noticed that sign before)

And I did not even got away with it !!!

either the police man was gay OR I am loosing my talent !!!



I'm looking at 3 till 6 Months bo driving and a fine $..
baby, I'll drive you when we get to 'dam....do you ride on the stick?
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Old 01-24-2004   #3
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Ahhh great Serge !

my current driver has a vey small stick !
is getting very boring !!!

My car is looking forward to it also !
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Compared tio Serge, everybody has a small stick
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Little C...

You are not old....I am old


The constable was just having a bad hair day

As far as the stick shift goes....I will volunteer anytime
(6 speed american sports car....vette)
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(6 speed american sports car....vette)
(He IS old - he drives an old man's car...... )



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You are not old....I am old
I'm fighting get old. I am losing but only very slowly.
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no need to be fair sweetie
......

the new vette is looking pretty good

In your defense, the most frequently bought car when a guy is suffering "mid-life crisis" in undoubtedly a vette.....
but, in my defense, i have had at least one since 1973
(bought the 67 in 97, and have my original 73 still)
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no need to be fair sweetie
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the new vette is looking pretty good

In your defense, the most frequently bought car when a guy is suffering "mid-life crisis" in undoubtedly a vette.....
but, in my defense, i have had at least one since 1973
(bought the 67 in 97, and have my original 73 still)
Dad mentioned a few months ago he was going to sell it and get a Cherokee. I asked him the other day and he said he's keeping it since he only drives it once or twice a week. However, the REASON he only drives it once or twice a week is because it's so damned impractical and they have to take my Mom's car everywhere. She's none to pleased as the miles that are going on HER car. :P

My Dad did the opposite. He had a LeMans in 1966, then the Riviera in 1972 but when he hit middle age, he bought the Eldorado, then an Audi 4000 and then a 5000. Once he hit 55 or so was when he went back to the sports cars - 914, RX7, 300ZX and now the Vette. The last 3 have been convertibles and he swears he'll never NOT own another convertible. He drives down the roads in Marietta and Atlanta with his wiener dog up on the door with her ears flying.

At least I know where I get my love for driving from.
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A Vette in Europe is not an old men's car.. the rich and famous have a Vette to show off. A few of my lady friends driving a Vette.

what is also becoming very popular here is flying a helicopter..am wondering if you can get speed tickets in a heli ?

I just bought a Porsche cayenne Turbo
http://www3.us.porsche.com/english/usa/cay...rbo/default.htm

great car....black outside, camel colour inside. The damn car costs including tax 165 K in euro's. And I can NOT drive in it !!! By the time I have my license back the car is OLD !

I guess I can only blame it on myself.. grrrrr

think I need to fins a new hobby..
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That Porsche Cayenne Turbo is ESSENTIAL for Holland...the errrr hills ...I mean the errrrr forests.....or the errrrr Snow...ahhhh.......

;-))))

I had to have a Range Rovers 4X4 capability when I lived in London.It was needed to park round Harrods ;-))))

You can come to Vancouver and ride in my 911 (its "auto") but it means my hands are free

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Little C...

You are not old....I am old


The constable was just having a bad hair day

As far as the stick shift goes....I will volunteer anytime
(6 speed american sports car....vette)
bULLSHIT, Mike

you have Ukranian "stick" and I have Russain stick....
you stick is NOT 100% american
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I'll be more than happy to come and chaffuer you around for a bit C!!
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I love the police!
I was driving a cab when I was 19 I think.. I speeded like a motherfucker, I think I drove 180 on 60 km/h zone. Cops pulled me over, took my license for 3 months. I was out of a job, so I started to do porn full time.

..and I will never ever drive a cab again, except on the back seat.

Be happy, something great could happen.. or then again, you might just be out of a card for a while without any benefits.
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I love the police!
I was driving a cab when I was 19 I think.. I speeded like a motherfucker, I think I drove 180 on 60 km/h zone. Cops pulled me over, took my license for 3 months. I was out of a job, so I started to do porn full time.

..and I will never ever drive a cab again, except on the back seat.

Be happy, something great could happen.. or then again, you might just be out of a card for a while without any benefits.
ha! I drove taxi in NY too.....sure way to end up in thsi industry
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ha! I drove taxi in NY too.....sure way to end up in thsi industry
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I'm betting you were the reason so many tourits went from Battery Park to midtown via Queens.
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Wow LittleC I'd never have picked you for a Cayenne in a million years. Hell I don't think I'd ever imagine you in something with 4 doors that didn't look like it was going 150mph when it was sitting still

Yeppers Peaches over here in the States the Vettes have been so overworked by the "mid-life crisis freshly divorced" guys that they've lost their luster. I wouldn't own one unless it was made before 1970.
(No offense of course, Mike!)
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