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Old 12-15-2003   #1
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I guess the holidays and all the extra work I've been doing lately has staunched my creativity a wee bit... so I'm asking you Opranauts for some input - if you recall the Oprano booth at the last show had a very cool banner....


Well I need to put togather another one... But can't come up with any ideas? Anyone have any ideas? I'm all ears..... and bananas....
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Is that a picture of you Serge? I dunno, I've never met you.
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no, this is a picture of my dog.....I am just a background....
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Hey!!! What's that mean?
it means that black caviar is a nice dish,
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Couldn't help it .... and that doesn't help with the new design ideas
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Mike on a tractor. Buff on a movie set. Serge as a painting. Brad with a noose around his neck (to represent he's now married). Something for the GFY influx maybe.

... There ya go. Inspired yet, Edd?
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Hey that's a START, Dravyk - i've just been juiceless when it comes to creativity these past few... perhaps i'll get some thing juicy from santa...
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Edd I will come by the office tomm to help you out, show a little love in your direction !
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Hey that's a START, Dravyk - i've just been juiceless when it comes to creativity these past few... perhaps i'll get some thing juicy from santa...
LOL! Don't say that "J" word, or some guy with one eyebrow and lemon lips will be posting his pic here!
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Actually, I liked the graphic from the player hater tickets last January.......

Would make a great banner.........

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Hey thats a pretty good picture of Buffy....
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Turner, where'd you get that pic of my face doing the crazy eyes? I wanna see the original.
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I'll have to check. I'll let you know... heh
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Buff,

It was right here on Oprano...

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/08022003/image56.htm

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Wait.. that is not a real pic of Buff ??
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Serge I actually found a pic of "skinny buff" from a long time ago.. see the eyes, I knew it was the same person !

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Serge I actually found a pic of "skinny buff" from a long time ago.. see the eyes, I knew it was the same person !
How come MC Hammer is the only one with a drink?
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Well that was a long time ago..
Let's Start on the Left.

Edd.. Well he was dreaming of the Oprano spam bot back then and did not want to mess up any brain cells.

McHammer... he was eyeing up Ice T

Buff.. well he was only 12

Tim Shady.. if you look you can see a drink in his left hand, Tim does not go far without fuel

Mike.. well he was busy on the phone getting his bitches ready to work, not time for drinking when you are working !

Off course once Mike got things in line I was able to drink, as most of you know I NEVER drink at our parties, so this is a rare photo !


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Peaches you have a good eye : )

BUT.. was that reflection or just some of the ink from the suit : )

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Billy, you look like the waterboy's father in that suit. :P
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BUT.. was that reflection or just some of the ink from the suit : )

Gonzo.. I have the receipt !!
You PAID for that suit?
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Edd...

The only idea Ive come up with has been a spoof off of that Sopranos poster with all the family.
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Where's Mutt.. when you need a good idea he is usually the best person to ask !
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how about a big bowl of gumbo, with the ingredients being faces and/or names floating around in it.


that's my shot at stiring the creative juices this evening, now to go have a drink or 2 and raise my going to hell number
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I like dravyk's idea - something to do with the influx of 'kids' from gfy ... children = kids = baby goats ....

gotta be something there with serge and his baby goats following him to their new stables ....

that or i have a pic of julian eating out juliette while she's wearing a board whore shirt .............
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I like dravyk's idea - something to do with the influx of 'kids' from gfy ... children = kids = baby goats ....

gotta be something there with serge and his baby goats following him to their new stables ....

that or i have a pic of julian eating out juliette while she's wearing a board whore shirt .............
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How about Serge as a pied piper type leading the baby goats to be slaughtered to be thrown in the gumbo?

Sort of representative of the GYF influx
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I like dravyk's idea - something to do with the influx of 'kids' from gfy ... children = kids = baby goats ....

gotta be something there with serge and his baby goats following him to their new stables ....

that or i have a pic of julian eating out juliette while she's wearing a board whore shirt .............
No fair if you got pics...post em.
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thanks for the input everyone - seems a little sleep deprivation gets the creativity flowing again! Serge in a Peter Pan suit... hmmm
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I think this thread has inspired me to sew myself back up.
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Dam Billy used to be cute, what happened?
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You don't have to be a kid, Sergey Pan! Just ask Randy - http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/ - he's like 52 or something!
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I hear ya, Vick. First time I saw it I too felt very ill... still do - I can't look at the page for more than a few seconds... I'm getting sick just thinking about it!
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