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Welcome to Adult Dialer Solution I mean Oprano! :P
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Maybe we could go nude webcam chat...
I will show you my cock...and you can help me out with that traffic :-)
A live feed of
"Me kicking your ass right before you suck my dick"
would probably take care of your traffic problem a lot quicker though...
Don't you think....
Now why don't you just run along like the nice little bottom boy you are and a play a game of "Hide and Go fuck yourself"....
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A live feed of
"Me kicking your ass right before you suck my dick"
damn! I never thought of that!
are you trying to make him more tender?
;-))))
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damn! I never thought of that!
are you trying to make him more tender?
;-))))
Like Uncle Nicky (avatar) would say....
always soften up the room before you enter it.......
I think deeprub thought my avatar was me and so he mistook me for a cute young thing....
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Hello...
I am new to the board...I already get over 100 hits a day and make at least 3 sales a month.
I am looking to get some help....at least get to making maybe 10 sales a month....any advice would be helpful.
Thanks
3000 hits a month and 3 sales a month?
Conversion ratio of 1:300
Not bad
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I already showed you my cock.....next time I will halfta charge you
lemme guess... you ate alot of leaded paint chips when you were younger <_<
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I already showed you my cock.....next time I will halfta charge you
Damn...and all I saw was an asshole...........
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Not anything against my on kids but I have seen him pull out a buggar and look at it....and stick the dang thing right in his mouth.
hmmm...what else could he have done wiht it????
right on!
;-))
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Deep, is there any particular reason you have mistaken the Oprano board for a schoolyard?
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....are you head queen around here?
Nope, that positions open..... and you would be a shoein.....
Just talk to Gonzo, I am sure he would be willing to let you wear that title for a while.............
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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano @Nov 18 2003, 09:40 AM
Deep, is there any particular reason you have mistaken the Oprano board for a schoolyard?
Just trying to help you out....
Since they banned you on GFY I thought I would come over here to see what was being said! Nobody saying shit about it GFY
I have been here several times before but never registered...then I saw your post about everybody must be registered by Friday or you can get in....genius....how many new sign ups did you get?
Dont worry....if sarettah is yours...I wont take that away from you
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I have been here several times before but never registered...then I saw your post about everybody must be registered by Friday or you can get in....genius....how many new sign ups did you get?
18...including one Imposter who registered as
Serge_Oparano
;-)))
\
had to ban him, though...he had Amp's IP and alchohol breath
;-))
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Just trying to help you out....
Since they banned you on GFY I thought I would come over here to see what was being said! Nobody saying shit about it GFY
I haven't been there once since I was banned....but I increased my sex life 40% since
;-)))
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if sarettah is yours...
So far, in this thread there has only been one asshole that's been owned.......
and it ain't me...........
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How in the Hell do you figure I was owned?
You've been owned since your answer to my first reply.....
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wait a minute...I've seen this dick before!
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I showed it to Serge last week, and he liked it
Yeah, but Serge is often easily impressed...........
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oh yeah??
show me yours! let's see....
;-)))
lolol...........I'm at work........ So, can't satisy you right now Serge.....
'Sides..... So far, I don't think DR needs your help.......
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Deleted before the mob kills me
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S, I say there is SOMETHING daring about the guys who show their dicks on Oprano
;-))))
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Anybody on the board that wants to use that picture any time sarettah steps out of line....please feel free
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So let's see... you post a picture of Nick Civella in front of your dick and you consider it "owning me".....lololololol.........
http://www.kclibrary.org/sc/bio/civella.htm
You just better hope the wrong folks don't see your post........
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Anybody on the board that wants to use that picture any time sarettah steps out of line....please feel free
..and any time one belives this one is for real-
should check into the eye doctor
;-)))
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S, I say there is SOMETHING daring about the guys who show their dicks on Oprano
;-))))
I don't know about daring...lol...
but you know me Serge... I couldn't care less one way or the other...
This thread started with what looked like a real newbie question... It got a real reply....... It seems to have gone downhill from there.......
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So let's see... you post a picture of Nick Civella in front of your dick and you consider it "owning me".....lololololol.........
http://www.kclibrary.org/sc/bio/civella.htm
You just better hope the wrong folks don't see your post........
Well hell...I guess I got owned on that one.
Duely noted and deleted !
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I am a big Serge fan....just thought I would stir up some shit on my first post and see if anyone wanted to come out and play lol
I am not a total newbie....I make over grand a week off the internet stuff but I have a few other off-line business I run and partners in on a few others :-)
So..I do OK
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I am a big Serge fan....
to tell you the truth, I am not that big...I saw bigger dicks
;-)))
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Ok.. first things first. This isn't a newbie board. We'll still enjoy talking to ya and shooting the shit and you CAN learn here. But it's kinda like taking applied physics when you are just in your first class ort two of basic science.
If you want to learn about how to build traffic up I suggest two places. Both are excellent but take different approaches. Maybe you'll use both, maybe just one that seems more to your style but I suggest you first go to
Voltar's Newbie Webmaster Resource and introduce yourself to Voltar and ask for some help. He has a TON of stuff there for you and it will help you get on the right track. He basically already has a very extended lesson plan that will get you on the path to making money on the web in the adult market. You'll learn a ton there. Another place to check out is
Tom's Newbie Booster which is more of a post and learn as you go but also has a ton of helpful tips and tricks and such for you to learn. Both are excellent places for a newbie to learn the biz.
Now, don't forget my 10% kickback fee on all you earn for this advice!! :P
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ha.. thats funny.. I have a small gay link site and I cant even bring myself to review the submissions so have to pay someone to look after it for me
I want to be a metrosexual though.. I think
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Ah shit.... I shoulda read the entire thread first!
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Ah shit.... I shoulda read the entire thread first!
Crackhead....like a monkey fucking a football
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Ah shit.... I shoulda read the entire thread first!
Dont sweat it Enforcer......
Damn good newbie advice btw
My usual first answer is VNWR......
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Insult someone who takes the time and effort to genuinely help you, even if your question was pure bullshit.
Exactly.........
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