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Old 11-14-2003   #1
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Words of wisdom from Steve Martin (circa 1977):

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There are short-sleepers and long-sleepers.

Short-sleepers need as little as five and a half hours.
Long-sleepers need as much as about nine and a half hours.

Thats means that the short-sleepers can get 2 months more work done than long-sleepers - every year! or in their entire lifetime its more than 12 years!!!

If you are long-sleeper, but know that you have the inherited genetic needed to become a short-sleeper, then improve the quality of your life (less stress, better diet, reqular exercise, and more exposure to light).

You will then always be ahead of the rest
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You will then always be ahead of the rest
and then you die.

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I was going to suggest the same thing, but I walked away from the computer and didn't press submit.
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When you are about to snap an elbow with an armbar, make sure that both of your knees are held tight together. This stops them from rolling their arm, thumb down. Remember that the power comes from your legs and back and that no matter how strong the other person is, they will lose.

You don't actually break someone's arm in a armbar, you dislocate their elbow. Painfully.
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You don't actually break someone's arm in a armbar, you dislocate their elbow. Painfully.
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When you are about to snap an elbow with an armbar, make sure that both of your knees are held tight together. This stops them from rolling their arm, thumb down. Remember that the power comes from your legs and back and that no matter how strong the other person is, they will lose.

You don't actually break someone's arm in a armbar, you dislocate their elbow. Painfully.
"Rubbing elbows" with Anthony just took on a whole new meaning.
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Never use your tongue to stop a fan.






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Pretty close to what I think,

"never gamble more than you're willing to lose"
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