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11-10-2003 | #1 |
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THINGS ONLY A POLICE OFFICER WOULD SAY
Just how big were those two beers? Your life is not my fault. The handcuffs are tight because they are new. They will stretch out after you wear them awhile. If you take your hands off the car, I will make your birth certificate a worthless document. If you run, you will only go to jail tired. Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? So, you do not know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on your ticket, huh? Yes Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I do not think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I AM the shift supervisor? Warning? You want a warning? Okay, I am warning you not to do that again or I will give you ANOTHER ticket. The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog? Fair?! You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey- poop. No Sir, we do not have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we are allowed to write as many tickets as we want. I know, I know, your kid is an honor student at the juvenile detention center. I am glad to hear that the Chief of Police is a good friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail. No, I do not think that they should use the electric chair; I think they need to use electric BLEACHERS! Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and I get the big screen television.
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Just because I was doing 105 in my VW Beetle on the Silver Strand on the way to Imperial Beach. No sense of humor, them coppers ...
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I think it was burning alcohol that night. It's one of those "do not attempt this at home" stunts.
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11-10-2003 | #6 |
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cops are cool!
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I got pulled over last week and just about every document in my car was expired. To top it off I had forgotten my liscense which I NEVER do. Cop went and sat in the car for about an hour, came back, and gave me a warning. He also gave me this nifty card that shows I have 15 days to get everything resolved to show to anyone else that pulls me over. That kind of stuff never happens to me just glad it did that night or I would have been looking at over $500 in fines easy.
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My dad was a cop until he passed away.
His rule was no tickets unless they started smarting off at him.
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