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Old 10-20-2003   #1
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True story:

I lost my virginity to a girl over the summer, but she lives in Niagra Falls*, so you'll never be able to verify it.



*Diclaimer: if you live in or near the Niagra Falls area, I lost it somewhere else.



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Old 10-20-2003   #2
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hahaha,

I was 13, this gal I met at the baseball park says you want to go play in my mom's attic
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Old 10-20-2003   #3
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i think you're mistaken, buff....

you know when you went for your pre-enlistment physical and the doctor makes you bend over and spread your cheeks?

yeah, well let's just say that wasn't his finger poking your prostate
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Originally posted by eatapeach@Oct 20 2003, 04:57 PM
i think you're mistaken, buff....

you know when you went for your pre-enlistment physical and the doctor makes you bend over and spread your cheeks?

yeah, well let's just say that wasn't his finger poking your prostate
I thought that took an unusually long time.
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Old 10-20-2003   #5
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Originally posted by Buff@Oct 20 2003, 02:43 PM
True story:

I lost my virginity to a girl over the summer, but she lives in Niagra Falls*, so you'll never be able to verify it.



*Diclaimer: if you live in or near the Niagra Falls area, I lost it somewhere else.
I do know her and she claims you only got to third base...

can I smell your hand?
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Originally posted by gregtx+Oct 20 2003, 05:19 PM-->
QUOTE (gregtx @ Oct 20 2003, 05:19 PM)
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