confucy, is it true?

[confucy]

Kimmy, the truth is, I am jealous that I can't drink. That means I miss out on drinking some of Napa Valley's great wine as well as my sloe gin fizzes. When I got very sick a few years ago, they gave me some powerful antibiotics that caused a chemical reaction within my body and now I get very sick if I drink alcohol. If you want to get even with me, just slip some vodka or gin into my diet pepsi, and you will knock me out for the rest of the night!