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upon the special meeting of the board of directors of Oprano,
we would like to offer you Pay Per Post position with the company... your compensation will be based upon the number of posts JR replies to yours! You'll be paid 10 cents per EVERY JR's post directed at you... deal?
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I have to say Serge, the JR/Alex posts are like a fine tuned comedy show! Its like Laurel and Hardy, Burns and Gracie....
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he'll demand 10% increase right on the signing of a deal and anothre 10% BONUS!!!! Stop spending the corporate money!!!! we should think of protecting Oprano affilioates from patent claims instead!
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Serge/Mike,
For every .10 you pay Alex, i will donate; .20 to the Help Stop Alex From Torturing Himself On The Boards Foundation .05 to the Male Victems of Spousal Abuse Fund and i will send Alex one self help book per week, starting with this great list of titles: - "I'm Ok, Your Ok" - "Cognitive Therapy for Delusions, Voices and Paranoia" - "The Lost Art of Drawing the Line: How Fairness Went Too Far" by Philip K. Howard - "chicken soup for the soul" - "You Don't Have to Be Neurotic to Feel Insecure: Finding the Courage to Deal With Guilt, Meaninglessness and Despair" by Reginald Stackhouse - "I Hate You, Don't Leave Me : Understanding the Borderline Personality" by Jerold J. Kreisman - "Did My First Mother Love Me?: A Story for an Adopted Child" by Kathryn Ann Miller - "The Verbally Abusive Relationship: How to Recognize it and How to Respond" - by Patricia Evans - "Delusions: Investigations into the Psychology of Delusional Reasoning" by Philippa A. Garety and many others. Additionally, i will contribute up to $500.00 per month to replace/repair broken furniture, holes punched in walls and new keyboards for Alex please let me know... as i will need to prepare my legal team in advance.
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well,
at least you don't offer: Gay sex for dummies and Necrophulia for dummies books. I offer them all the time to telemarketers ;_)))
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WTF - am I the only one here who likes RawAlex?
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