Holy Shit!

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Long, but worth reading in it';s entirety and I don't say it very often
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Hey there, If you just read the introduction title on this profile you know what I am looking for and if you are not all about keeping it real please pass this profile and do NOT send me a e-mail.
I am really tired of assholes e-mailing me fucked up e-mails that even another asshole could not understand. If you are unable to spell your own damn name get off the computer and get your ass to school. If you have never heard nor understand what WORK means and you are looking for a sugar Momma I am not interested now nor will I be later!

I am here to find a friend/lover and in that order. I am not looking to train anyone so to all the virgins out there.. NOT! If your definition of having a good time is laying on your back and getting a BJ then saying whew that was hard work as your eyes close and you fall asleep get the fuck out of here. I love these e-mails I am getting that tell me I can't read your profile...HELLO...if you can't read that is a great big sign saying move on and don't try to type a e-mail knowing your damn fingers will be hitting all the wrong keys and it would take a moron to know what you are trying to say.

I will not be sending you any nude pictures of me being my pussy is not something I care to share with the world so please don't ask for them. I also am not into looking at cock shots so please save them for someone that thinks looking at a cock in a picture will tell them how you use it. I am a woman that loves eyes so a picture with eyes and not sagging balls would be nice.

Oh man I am beginning to sound pissed huh, lmao. Ok now a little about me..my name is Kathy, 5'4,130,brown hair, hazel eyes, 38DD and real, Cuban and Irish..I speak no Spanish and I have no Irish accent. I live in South Florida where I have been all my life and will remain.

I have met many men off this site in person and that is why my profile will read the way it does. Jeff I need to wake you up here...you are a fucking fake! Mike you are a great man and I thank you! Rob thanx baby! Jimmy..remember to brush that tongue because after 38 years without a brushing it has a lot of catching up to do! Mike P I know your Polish cock is very special to you but you have got me believing all the Polish jokes I have ever heard!
Tom clean out that car baby..no woman wants to get in a car in a skirt and have bugs crawling up her pussy! Eddie damn I miss you...let's go for a ride soon ;-)!
Joey you are a cool Italian Stallion but please get a grip...there are better baby!
Timmy baby please stop shit eating..it is real smelly!
Tony let me know when you get the bus so we can make out sometime lol!
Warren life goes on baby!
Greg know someone for more than a day before you fall in love baby!
Matt it's all good..and hot! Kevin your great but I could be your Grandma darlin!
Donny my hands can still work wonders ;-)!
Joe please stop with the 9 inch dildo baby...you will be wearing diapers soon! For all you that will be wondering when you are done reading this is there really people out there like that...YES.

I am not here to play head games with anyone and I expect that in return. I really don't think I am asking for much here but then again asking to meet a REAL man could be way out of line here.
I know there are good men on this site and I have met a few of them so it is not like I am thinking every man on here is a fruitcake but then again have you looked at the most popular men on this site?? What the fuck is that..a bunch of men in panties wanting 9 inches up their asses.
I am into HOT men that know how to please a woman in the bed and outside the bed. A man in a pair of ripped up jeans and a flannel shirt is what I find attractive. I am not into penny loafers and pocket protectors while you are sporting some pink polyester suit. If when you talk your wrist flips and flops HELL NO.
I like a man that lives a little on the edge and one that is not affraid of his shadow. I have tattoo's, I smoke, I cuss as if you could not tell, I ride a Harley so if tattoo's, smoking, or a woman that cusses or a woman that LOVES Harley's is not what you want to be around do not e-mail me please.
I am a real person that has nothing to hide from anyone..when you meet me that is me..I'm not trying to impress you or anyone else by being someone I am not.
There are way too many people trying to be something they are not and all I can say is man life is too short to be wasting your time or someone elses time trying to be something you are not. I am not into sick shit such as beastiality, golden showers, consuming anyones body waste. I truly believe if you shitting in someones mouth turns you on you have a real fucking problem.

Speaking of problems if you are mentally handicaped I really feel bad for you but I am not a Dr. and I am not looking to sit around and listen to you talk about how you want to blow your head off because someone looked at you wrong. I live a simple life and that is the way I want to keep it. So for all you men e-mailing me telling me you own half of the United States I don't need the headache or all that you have offered me if I would just let you fuck me. The material things in life are not what is important to me..what is important to me is free and all the money in the world can't buy it! I am a very passionate woman that seeks a man that can bring that out in me.

I don't need a fuck on this site..I can get that anywhere. To meet me does not mean you will be getting laid because I will not be jumping in the bed with you or anyone else. If you have no class trust me I will not be giving you the time of day. I better explain that just a little..class is not scratching your ass in front of me and then smelling your hand to see if the soap you used on it 3 weeks ago is still working for you.

Class is not coming to pick me up for dinner and your car has coffee sprayed everywhere and the magots are passing away from the filth. If you do not open doors for a woman I am not one you need to be with..yes behind all this I am a REAL woman that likes to be treated like one.

Looking For: A man for 1-on-1 sex

[Opti]

as if YOU would read all that post if someone else made it!

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Opti@Sep 13 2003, 09:22 AM
as if YOU would read all that post if someone else made it!

I wouldn't! but....up 2 you,
I guarantee a few good chuckles!

[Opti]

hehehehe... oooo yeah that is great!

I think I might have met her or someone very much like her once upon a time ;-)

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Sep 13 2003, 10:21 AM
Tony let me know when you get the bus so we can make out sometime lol!

Coincidence?

However, I am cut and pasting this and using it as my own as I seem to have a LOT in common with her (except for the height/weight )

[Vick]

Truth in advertising



and she scares me h34r:

[Opti]

Originally posted by Vick@Sep 14 2003, 12:36 AM

and she scares me h34r:

in a good way or a bad way?

[Bishop]

Originally posted by Opti@Sep 13 2003, 09:22 AM
as if YOU would read all that post if someone else made it!

hehe.. thats probably true.. Any posted thats is Titled: Holy Shit! and posted by Serge should be good for a laugh..

[Vick]

Originally posted by Opti+Sep 13 2003, 09:37 AM-->