I shouldn't laugh, but this is funny.......

sarettah · 09-05-2003

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_81623...latestheadlines

Jackass warning after horrific firecracker accident

Doctors in Australia have urged people to not to attempt Jackass style stunts after a man burnt his genitals in a firecracker accident.

The 26-year-old Australian man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns when a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks.

The incident has left the man, from Illawarra, New South Wales, incontinent and unable to have sex and he is expected to remain in hospital for several months.

Dr Robert McCurdie, who operated on the man when he was taken to Wollongong Hospital, likened the man's condition to "a war injury".

Dr McCurdie said he believed the man had stumbled while the firecracker was in his buttocks, and fell down on it.

"By virtue of the fact that the explosion was confined in an upward direction, it went up into his pelvis, blasted a great hole in the pelvis, ruptured the urethra, injured muscles in the floor of the pelvis which rendered him incontinent. His pelvis was also fractured."

mojobill · 09-05-2003

.... all I can say is...

OUCH!

Trev · 09-06-2003

2 things that just sound wrong when put together:

Firecracker and buttcheeks

Rolo · 09-06-2003

He should get a Darwin Award - http://www.darwinawards.com/

09-05-2003	#1
sarettah Stay Out Of The Box Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lost in the ozone Posts: 10,318	http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_81623...latestheadlines Jackass warning after horrific firecracker accident Doctors in Australia have urged people to not to attempt Jackass style stunts after a man burnt his genitals in a firecracker accident. The 26-year-old Australian man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns when a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks. The incident has left the man, from Illawarra, New South Wales, incontinent and unable to have sex and he is expected to remain in hospital for several months. Dr Robert McCurdie, who operated on the man when he was taken to Wollongong Hospital, likened the man's condition to "a war injury". Dr McCurdie said he believed the man had stumbled while the firecracker was in his buttocks, and fell down on it. "By virtue of the fact that the explosion was confined in an upward direction, it went up into his pelvis, blasted a great hole in the pelvis, ruptured the urethra, injured muscles in the floor of the pelvis which rendered him incontinent. His pelvis was also fractured." __________________ Free Adult Webcams

09-06-2003	#3
Trev Cunty Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 10,150	2 things that just sound wrong when put together: Firecracker and buttcheeks __________________ Sucks to be you.

09-06-2003	#4
Rolo Members Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Six Feet Under Posts: 2,150	He should get a Darwin Award - http://www.darwinawards.com/ __________________ "Chaos is the law of nature, order is the dream of man." ~Henry B. Adams (Historian) 1838-1918

09-05-2003	#2
mojobill Thinks Negative Rep Points on GFY Matters Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Michgan Posts: 686	.... all I can say is... OUCH!