Timon, your icon is FUNNY!

[Mike AI]

If you ever to need to make some extra money on the side, I think becoming a icon maker could be profitable!

Get me thinking... what would we all be doing with out, or after porn?

JR would definately be a columnist... synicated of course. Maybe a Sunday Morning TV Show with his looks.

Serge.... this is a tough one I will have to think about it.

Forest.... I think he would be a bouncer at a blues club, or manager of a strip club.

Who else? What else?

[ulfie]

I just started a new print magazine. It's a local free mag but it came out pretty nice for the first issue.

http://www.sxpublications.com/main.htm

Working on getting Jenna for next months issue. I love to write but I hate to sell. Thankfully my aunt is a marketing guru and she did all the sales. I think we're going to expand to 24 pages next month.

[Mike AI]

That is awesome Ulfie!! Very nice!!

Good Luck!!

[ulfie]

Thanks Mike. I'll try to sell you some advertising in FL.

[Timon]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Jul 22 2003, 01:33 AM
Get me thinking... what would we all be doing with out, or after porn?

If we'd all live in the same building and had no porn to sell?

Slavik and Webfather would own the building and collect rent without working a single minute.

Nick would shove flyers into our mailboxes and call everyone daily to ask if we're interested in a mortgage.

Mike AI would try to have Nick evicted but Nick would always get back in under a different name.

Serge would charge people protection money so his goons won't beat them up in the hallway.

JR would draw funny pictures of everyone and post them on the billboard.

Torone would occupy and forcefully defend the right wing while PD would barricade and occupy the left wing.

Sarettah would stand in the hallway selling newspapers by screaming the headlines.

All our kids would shove shit through Forest's mailslot and he in turn would give everyone a call to tell them their kids are sooo predictable and he doesn't care about the shit.

Colin would go door to door and start discussions about who is the coolest backstreet boy and which one is the most dangerous Pokemon.

[slavdogg]

HAHAHAHAHA re: avatar and owning buildings.

Timon thats actually very funny that you would say that. right on the money


correction Timon, i like to work





Last edited by slavdogg at Jul 22 2003, 03:44 AM

[Winetalk.com]

Timon,
where the fuck were you hiding your sense of humor all this time????
;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by slavdogg@Jul 22 2003, 03:41 AM
HAHAHAHAHA re: avatar and owning buildings.

Timon thats actually very funny that you would say that. right on the money

Timon,
what Oprano women would do in the building??
;-))

[Timon]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jul 22 2003, 03:44 AM
Timon,
what Oprano women would do in the building??
;-))

Sabby would be hiding in the attic because without online porn she wouldn’t be able to buy any breasts

cj would be very vocal about the building’s events but her thick Oz accent would prevent anyone from being able to decipher what the fuck she’d be trying to say.

MissEve would be the maid and polish knobs under our desks.

Peaches would go door to door trying to sell you a product without disclosing what it is or how much it costs.

[The Truth Hurts]

Originally posted by Timon@Jul 22 2003, 04:24 AM
Serge would charge people protection money so his goons won't beat them up in the hallway.

..and in his spare time, he'd spam links to his dead ass message board, on other, more frequented boards.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts+Jul 22 2003, 04:43 AM-->